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doing important research on this fine sunday morning

#I love that this is the second time someone tags me in this post🤣🤣 #The second person is SO RIGHT! #I found a spider in ny sink today #What makes you think it wasn't looking for revenge!???

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Thanks for the tag @stargazing-enby!

Last song: Numb

Favorite color: Purple, and green and blue and orange

Last film/show: Ghosts (UK)

Sweet/savory/spicy: I don’t do spicy. Between sweet and savoury, it depends a lot on my cravings at any given moment. I really can’t choose! I'm copying @stargazing-enby answer😂

Relationship status: Single

Last thing I googled: how to do space mission in the sims 4🤣

Current obsession: I'm just surviving, don't have mind space for obsessions

Last book: A Manual for Cleaning Women

Looking forward to: the weekend

You read this, you're tagged!

#Not a drarry chat #tag thingy

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Trick or treat 👻🍬🍭💚

Treat!

Here you have lots of sweets! 🍫🍬🍭🍫🍬🍭

(It's still Halloween, isn't it?)

#Asks

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What!? Well first of all I'm going to wish you very happy birthday and tell you how beautiful and nice and perfect you are. And secondly I'm going to remind you that I just told you how beautiful and nice and perfect you are so you're going to write the next part. Aren't you, my dearest friend??

@ununquadius do you hate me yet??

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You're on thin fucking ice @assassinsdragons! 💚

@ununquadius do you hate me yet??

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WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS TORTURE, @assassinsdragons!???? I'm going to tell you what happens after this scene! Draco’s chief dies a horrible death and Draco and Harry who recovers very quickly and very healthily, are very very happy and together and corruption is ended. The end!

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ARE YOU READY?

Here comes P1 of this year’s gift!!

“Halt! Turn around slowly, with your hands above your head.”

Draco keeps his gun trained on the culprit as they do as told. They’ve been backed into a dead end alley. They have nowhere to go, yet Draco doesn’t mean they don’t have any other tricks up their sleeve.

As is revealed when the hooded figure has finished their one-eighty turn and lifts their head, it is their identity that is the trick this time.

Draco sighs and lowers his gun.

“The report said you were armed,” Draco tells the other man. “But you never carry any weapons. Any idea where that misinformation may come from?”

A smirk. “You know me so well, officer. I guess I should be honoured. They’re taking me seriously enough to lie about how dangerous I am.”

“That’s not true, and you know it. You are dangerous. Even without weapons. And you need to be more careful, or they will catch you. They won’t care whether the report was false or not, this means they’re allowed to shoot you if they think you’ll draw against them. You know they won’t hesitate to employ that loophole. The higher-ups want you caught. Dead or alive, doesn’t matter. And if you keep going on like this, all of this will end with you… dead.”

While Draco has been talking, the other man has slowly made his way over to Draco. He’s now standing close, too close. Within Draco’s personal space. Draco doesn’t mind.

“And I know you don’t want that, love,” the man murmurs. “But you also know I have to do this. Someone has to work against all the corruption in this city.”

“Why does that someone have to be you?” Draco asks, voice quiet.

The man puts two fingers under Draco’s chin pressing up until Draco meets his green stare.

Draco sucks in a breath, loudly, as always when he sees the intensity in those eyes.

“Love, I promise, I’m careful. Iäll be home for dinner, okay?”

Helplessly, Draco nods. There’s nothing else he can do.

A quick peck on the corner of Draco’s mouth, and then the man is gone.

“Harry!” Draco calls out, but only the sound of the traffic on the main street behind him answers him.

~~**~~

The afternoon proves tiresome after that. Draco returns to the precinct, reporting that he has seen the criminal, but failed to apprehend him (again). He argues that the man was unarmed since he saw both the man’s hands empty when he ran away, but the chief doesn’t think that’s enough proof. The gun could’ve been hidden in the pocket of his hoodie, the chief says.

Then he calls Draco into his office for a private meeting.

He asks Draco how it is possible that Draco always finds this specific criminal first (because Draco knows him) but never manages to catch him (because Draco loves him) when that’s not a problem with any other crooks. Does Draco know his priorities (Harry is right, someone has to fight the corruption) or does he need reminders (he reminds himself he will see Harry again at dinner, Draco just has to push through a few more hours).

The chief releases Draco after too many reassurances falling from Draco’s tongue, leaving his mouth dry from all the lies. He is ordered to do paperwork until his shift is over – the chief doesn’t trust Draco enough to let him back out on the street.

~~**~~

He’s late, Draco thinks. He’s anxiously turning his head back and forth between the front door and the clock hanging on the kitchen wall.

Harry promised, Draco reminds himself. He promised he’d be here for dinner.

One minute turns into five, and then fifteen. Draco tries to ignore the heavy beating of his heart, the worried nerves tingling in his arms.

Half an hour, and he’s pacing the flat, unable to sit still any longer.

“Where are you, Harry?” he asks the empty air around him. He doesn’t recognise his own voice. “Where are you?”

#drarry #unun’s annual gift #cw blood #Assassinsdragons annual gift to ne #Me

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AAAAHHHHHHH IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!!

I've been looking at all the pat year's gifts where you tagged me trying to see a hint of what this year's might be about. I even sent you an ask with too many 👀 but I got nothing!

@assassinsdragons you!! You, monster!! I was all happy reading this, I specially enjoyed the "Within Draco’s personal space. Draco doesn't mind" I went hehe😏 and THEN THEN after making clear that they're together and happy HARRY DOESN'T ARRIVE TO DINNER ON TIME! WHY!? WHERE'S PART 2!?

I won't have to wait until next year to read part 2 do i??? DO I!? DO I!!!???

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ARE YOU READY?

Here comes P1 of this year’s gift!!

“Halt! Turn around slowly, with your hands above your head.”

Draco keeps his gun trained on the culprit as they do as told. They’ve been backed into a dead end alley. They have nowhere to go, yet Draco doesn’t mean they don’t have any other tricks up their sleeve.

As is revealed when the hooded figure has finished their one-eighty turn and lifts their head, it is their identity that is the trick this time.

Draco sighs and lowers his gun.

“The report said you were armed,” Draco tells the other man. “But you never carry any weapons. Any idea where that misinformation may come from?”

A smirk. “You know me so well, officer. I guess I should be honoured. They’re taking me seriously enough to lie about how dangerous I am.”

“That’s not true, and you know it. You are dangerous. Even without weapons. And you need to be more careful, or they will catch you. They won’t care whether the report was false or not, this means they’re allowed to shoot you if they think you’ll draw against them. You know they won’t hesitate to employ that loophole. The higher-ups want you caught. Dead or alive, doesn’t matter. And if you keep going on like this, all of this will end with you… dead.”

While Draco has been talking, the other man has slowly made his way over to Draco. He’s now standing close, too close. Within Draco’s personal space. Draco doesn’t mind.

“And I know you don’t want that, love,” the man murmurs. “But you also know I have to do this. Someone has to work against all the corruption in this city.”

“Why does that someone have to be you?” Draco asks, voice quiet.

The man puts two fingers under Draco’s chin pressing up until Draco meets his green stare.

Draco sucks in a breath, loudly, as always when he sees the intensity in those eyes.

“Love, I promise, I’m careful. Iäll be home for dinner, okay?”

Helplessly, Draco nods. There’s nothing else he can do.

A quick peck on the corner of Draco’s mouth, and then the man is gone.

“Harry!” Draco calls out, but only the sound of the traffic on the main street behind him answers him.

~~**~~

The afternoon proves tiresome after that. Draco returns to the precinct, reporting that he has seen the criminal, but failed to apprehend him (again). He argues that the man was unarmed since he saw both the man’s hands empty when he ran away, but the chief doesn’t think that’s enough proof. The gun could’ve been hidden in the pocket of his hoodie, the chief says.

Then he calls Draco into his office for a private meeting.

He asks Draco how it is possible that Draco always finds this specific criminal first (because Draco knows him) but never manages to catch him (because Draco loves him) when that’s not a problem with any other crooks. Does Draco know his priorities (Harry is right, someone has to fight the corruption) or does he need reminders (he reminds himself he will see Harry again at dinner, Draco just has to push through a few more hours).

The chief releases Draco after too many reassurances falling from Draco’s tongue, leaving his mouth dry from all the lies. He is ordered to do paperwork until his shift is over – the chief doesn’t trust Draco enough to let him back out on the street.

~~**~~

He’s late, Draco thinks. He’s anxiously turning his head back and forth between the front door and the clock hanging on the kitchen wall.

Harry promised, Draco reminds himself. He promised he’d be here for dinner.

One minute turns into five, and then fifteen. Draco tries to ignore the heavy beating of his heart, the worried nerves tingling in his arms.

Half an hour, and he’s pacing the flat, unable to sit still any longer.

“Where are you, Harry?” he asks the empty air around him. He doesn’t recognise his own voice. “Where are you?”

#unun’s annual gift #drarry #Assassinsdragons annual gift to me! #Thanks dear!! ❤️❤️

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I have tumblr live now. WHY!? HOW DO I DEACTIVATE THIS THING!?

#Tumblr

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#Poll #Not a drarry chat #Blood donation #Blood tw #I don't weigh enough to do it

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I'm surprised by the Europe results. I thought the "yes" would have a bigger percentage as I see many women from different parts of Europe not wearing the top at the beach

EDIT 1. I don't mean that it is the norm to be topless. Just that if you see someone topless it isn't frown upon or that person doesn't face legal consequences

EDIT 2. By beach I also meant pools, rivers, lakes, etc. Sorry, but there aren't rivers or lakes where I live so I forgot those exist 🤣

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32, 40, 49... And I'll just throw in a random number without checking which question it is: hmmm... 17!

Hi, hun! Thanks so much for the ask!

do you have a favorite towel?

I do! I have a big, white, fluffy towel I love for when I'm out of the shower and then I have another favourite towel for drying my hair. It's very old but it's perfect

can you skip rocks?

Yes! I loved doing little competitions of that with my brother when we were little kids. I haven't done it in a while but I'd say I still can

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

I'm nearsighted

did you have any snacks today?

I just ate lunch but I ate cookies as dessert, does that count?

Ask game

#Ask game

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Harry: I dissociate sometimes

Draco: Me too, wanna bet whose is worse?

Harry: Mental health isn't a competition

Draco: That's what a loser would say

#harry potter #draco malfoy #drarry #harry x draco #Stargazing-enby's post!

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Harry: Before you go to work, let me give you a kiss on the cheek!

Harry: *leans in and gives Draco two kisses, one on each cheek* HAHA, deception!

Draco: Oh, yeah? Well, come here then, let me give you two kisses before I go

Draco: *gives Harry just one kiss on the cheek, then backs away*

Harry: yOU MONSTER D:

#harry potter #draco malfoy #drarry #harry x draco #Stargazing-enby's post!

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EDIT 1. I don't mean that it is the norm to be topless. Just that if you see someone topless it isn't frown upon or that person doesn't face legal consequences

EDIT 2. By beach I also meant pools, rivers, lakes, etc. Sorry, but there aren't rivers or lakes where I live so I forgot those exist 🤣

#Not a drarry chat #Is being topless at the beach normalize where you live? #It is normal here in Spain #Poll #Topless #Beach

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I can't sleep and my family and I were talking about this earlier so I'm making a poll

EDIT. By private I mean that it isn't a state property, but that it belongs to a company. You pay to use these services, be it directly to the company or with an insurance

#Not a drarry chat #Poll #education #Health

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here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

#Not a drarry chat #Ask game #Reblogging so you all know I'm still around🤣 #Ask away!

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I forgot to reply to you😭 Please, don't let that make you angry at me and don't write spiders again @assassinsdragons you know I love you 💚💚💚

First year was angst... crawling angst.... spiders....

Second year was fluff. Very fluffy fluff.

So... what will this year bring....? 🤔 👀

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#Assassinsdragons #The day before her birthday annual gift #💚💚