okay who the hell is greg then
how should I know
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im sorry but benny turland as a teenage eggsy I mean ... look at him
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@unnwin : bruv can u lend me five quid for the chippy ?
“ bold of you to assume i have five quid. ” wicked grin was quick to follow. “ you know, if you were good ——– and i mean really good ——– you’d be just charming enough to get it for free. ”
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Eggsy , at any given time : talking about his arse
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*sees two bees flying around my garden*
me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..
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restless energy that starts somewhere at his shoulders , tension evident , working its way through his body ------------------ evident in the way Eggsy taps his foot lightly against the wooden floor , the way he toys with the drawstrings of his hoodie like a cat determined to best a piece of tassle . this is stupid , he wants to say , and wants to walk out of this empty pub right now , eyes averted . but Brandon believes in this stuff , and Eggsy thought it only polite to go along with it . silence , eventually broken , awkward murmurs barely audible beneath scraping of bar stools and conversation from scattered patrons .
❝ I heard you could talk to the dead ... is that true ? ❞
@archivars / s.
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" have u ever wanted to feel me up as a ghost when I can't see you ? be honest . " :///
❝ i can safely say ... literally never . ❞
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care for a cheeky nandos, bruv?
always , bruv . your shout though , right ? ‘m proper skint .
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I regret this
Send me an ask I'm gonna write a rap response right now*
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❝ alright , Grace ? ❞ grins , grateful to get away from the shitty flat , especially given mum's recent company . flops down on the couch , shoes on the table , and sighs , content ---------- nodding to the glass ( and more importantly , the drink ) in Grace's hand . ❝ share some , will you ? I don't have enough for the pub , haven’t been in ages . ❞
@univaers / s.
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❝ shit , ❞ mumbles , dizzy as he tries to roll onto his stomach , a sudden surge in pain convincing him otherwise . did someone hit him ? did he fall while running away ? why was it all a blur ? becomes distinctly aware that there's someone else in the room with him , and squints at the blurred figure , eyes struggling to adjust to the dark .
❝ wh ... what happened ? 'n who are you ? ❞
@wolverinc / s.
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