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y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

#what the hell happens at 50

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Ferdinand von Reznicek - Polterabend (1908)

#art #traditional art

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Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

#thanks OP for writing satire so well i had to double check the date just to make sure #also this made me sad about car dependency #any one of these pictures could be the road i live 10 minutes away from lmfao #god #GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD #anyway #the USA is a beautiful country with beautiful mountains and valleys and desserts and lakes and fields and beaches #....that we have bulldozed over to put horribly designed roads and suburban sprawl and other nonsense on

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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#sometimes this cycle is like a day and sometimes it's a few months

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#5 #maybe 4.5 #tbh i do noooooot like long winded speeches or rants or anything #my brain just turns off I'm sorry #i wish i wasn't like this bc i love when ppl are passionate about things #but idk like my brain just. can't do it #it just can't

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i would LOVE school if

this was the teacher:

this was the bus:

this was the book:

and this was the uniform:

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Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

#im 27 i have never been in a relationship i live with my parents and i will not ever have kids #hope this helps <3

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Help Hamza get his family out of gaza.

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SCREAMPT

#video #telling men like this to read mpreg and/or omegaverse is crazy #so correct though

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Hass Idriss | Untitled Creation 2024

#dresses #dresses i love you

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#this is more like a to do list for some people

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#if eating at least once a day is considered a luxury #then what do we call it when people have multiple houses #or yachts #or endless travel days and all the material wealth they could ever want? #then what do we call THAT?