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As a fic writer, i need every reader to know that:

I don’t care if your comment is coherent. I know what you mean and i love you

I don’t care if you ramble. I read every word and i love you

I don’t care if you leave a comment on a fic from four years ago or leave comments/kudos on like ten of my fics in one go. This isn’t IG, pls stalk my AO3. I love you

I don’t care if you mention the same thing in your comment that four other people have already mentioned. It’s actually really useful to know what resonated with people and I love everyone who takes the time to tell me they liked a particular turn of phrase

I don’t mind if your comment is super long or just a couple of sentences, i love them all

I love you

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merthur say such sweet and intimate shit to each other i bet after every conversation the castle prepares for a wedding only to be disappointed that they arent even courting yet

merthur: *being themselves and once again somehow swearing that they’ll always be together, or saying really loving shit like how they dont want the other to ever change or all the other really romantic shit they say*

the servants, overhearing: omg !! they proposed !! *planning a menu with merlin and arthur’s favorite foods, preparing shifts and jobs for the wedding, spreading the word*

merthur: but like in a bro way

the servants:

the servants: *once again cancelling everything and issuing yet another ‘false alarm’ to the rest of camelot*

visual representation if that makes it make more sense

anyway

like 5+1 fic

5 times the people at the castle thought merlin and arthur were about to get married (and started planning for their wedding) and the one time merlin and arthur actually got married 

bonus points if its “ and the one time merlin and arthur actually got married but forgot to tell anyone so everyone came thinking it was just a party”

[unknownthebook]

My latest posts have been about the Phineas and Ferb revival. On that subject:

What will the theme song be?

Will they use the og, Bowling for Soup song? Maybe an excerpt from "We're Back"? Or do you think it will be a new song entirely?

#phineas and ferb #phineas and ferb revival #pnf #theme song #disney #bowling for soup #we're back #phineas and ferb return

[unknownthebook]

It is! It is ACTUALLY back. Let's hope it's just as good.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

40 MORE EPISODES OF PHINEAS AND FERB CONFIRMED BY THE MAN HIMSELF!!!!!!

[unknownthebook]

I don't know if I can believe this. I'm afraid it's all a bad prank, or rumor, or something will happen.

I mean, was the announcement made today? On Friday the 13th? 😨

(x)

[unknownthebook]

Merlin's Kisses

By Unknown Book

Summary: Merlin is a very affectionate friend, and the Knights of the Round Table live for it. They make a bet to see who can earn the ultimate affection:

 A cheek kiss from Merlin.

#merlin #bbc merthur #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #Knights #knights of camelot #knights of the round table #Fic #fanfic #fanfiction #ao3 fanfic #My fic #ao3 link #ao3fic #archive of our own #Ao3 #fic #fanfiction.net #See if post for more tags #last chapter

[unknownthebook]

Merlin's Kisses, Ch 5: Can You Guess Who's Next?

By Unknown Book

Summary: Merlin is a very affectionate friend, and the Knights of the Round Table live for it. They make a bet to see who can earn the ultimate affection:

 A cheek kiss from Merlin.

(UPDATES EVERY SUNDAY)

#Merlin #merlin fanfic #bbc's merlin #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merthur #merlin #bbc merthur #knights of the round table #knights of camalot #knights of camelot #merlin x arthur #arthur pendragon #fanfiction.net #fanfiction #fanfic #my fic #fic #ao3fic #ao3 #ao3 link #See previous posts for more tags #fluff #archive of our own

[unknownthebook]

Merlin's Kisses, Ch 4: Elyan and Leon

By Unknown Book

Summary: Merlin is a very affectionate friend, and the Knights of the Round Table live for it. They make a bet to see who can earn the ultimate affection:

 A cheek kiss from Merlin.

(UPDATES EVERY SUNDAY)

#merlin #bbc's merlin #merlin headcanon #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #fanfic #fanfiction writer #fanfiction.net #fanfiction #fic #my fic #ao3fic #ao3 link #ao3 fanfic #ao3 #fanfiction net #archive of our own #fluff #family #bbc merthur #merthur #knights of the round table #knights of camalot #Leon #leon bbc #leon merlin #bbc elyan #elyan #sir elyan #sir leon

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Merlin's Kisses, Ch. 3: Percival

By Unknown Book

Summary: Merlin is a very affectionate friend, and the Knights of the Round Table live for it. They make a bet to see who can earn the ultimate affection:

 A cheek kiss from Merlin. (UPDATES EVERY SUNDAY)

#Merlin #merlin fanfic #bbc merlin #bbc's merlin #bbc merthur #merlin bbc #fanfic #fanfiction writer #fanfiction.net #fanfiction #fic #ao3 #ao3fic #ao3 fanfic #ao3 link #merthur #merlin headcanon #knights of the round table #knights of camalot #arthur pendragon #percival

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Merlin's Kisses Ch. 2

By Unknown Book

Summary: Merlin is a very affectionate friend, and the Knights of the Round Table live for it. They make a bet to see who can earn the ultimate affection:

 A cheek kiss from Merlin. (UPDATES EVERY SUNDAY)

#Merlin's Kisses #My Fic #fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 #fanfiction.net #fic #fluff #bbc's merlin #merlin #merthur #ao3 fanfic #ao3fic #knights of camalot #knights of the round table #See previous post for more tags #Lancelot

[unknownthebook]

Merlin's Kisses

By Unknown Book

Summary: Merlin is a very affectionate friend, and the Knights of the Round Table live for it. They make a bet to see who can earn the ultimate affection:

 A cheek kiss from Merlin.

(UPDATES EVERY SUNDAY)

#Merlin #bbc's merlin #bbc merlin #bbc merthur #Merthur #Fanfiction #fanfic #fic #fanfiction.net #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #ao3 link #my fic #platonic affection #cheek kisses #Knights of the Round Table #canon divergence #alternate universe #AU #mentions of alcohol #pining #mutual pining #oblivious merlin #oblivious arthur #everyone loves merlin #Takes place in season 3 or 4 #Author is due for a re-watch #Fluff #happy ending #Arthur

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Merlin’s Kisses

By Unknown Book

Summary: Merlin is a very affectionate friend, and the Knights of the Round Table live for it. They make a bet to see who can earn the ultimate affection:

A cheek kiss from Merlin.

BBC's Merlin headcanons

Headcanon that Merlin gives the knights little, grandmother-like cheek kisses when they do something for him that Arthur wouldn’t approve of.

Headcanon that the knights practically live for those cheek kisses, and they bet on who can get the most.

Practically canon that Gwaine tries to get one on the mouth.

#bbc's merlin #Merlin #merlin bbc #Merthur #Knights of the Round Table #Knights of Camelot #Fanfiction #Fanfic #ao3 fanfic #ao3 link #ao3 #fanfiction.net #my fic #Platonic affection #canon divergence #AU #alternate universe #pining #mutual pining #fluff #eventual romance #fluff and angst #happy ending #oblivious merlin #oblivious arthur #platonic kisses #Tired Merlin #Protective Knights #Protective Merlin #Sleep deprived characters

[unknownthebook]

November 20th 😉

BBC's Merlin headcanons

Headcanon that Merlin gives the knights little, grandmother-like cheek kisses when they do something for him that Arthur wouldn’t approve of.

Headcanon that the knights practically live for those cheek kisses, and they bet on who can get the most.

Practically canon that Gwaine tries to get one on the mouth.

#BBC's Merlin #Merlin #Knights of Camalot #Knights of the Round Table #Arthur Pendragon #Gwaine #platonic affection #Merlin is affectionate #Headcanon #Merlin Headcanon #merthur #bbc's merlin #fanfiction #fanfic

[unknownthebook]

I'm dying to see a fanfic of this. Merlin is told, "you must marry Arthur Pendragon for Albion to unite" and the whole story just becomes Merlin's bad flirting attempts, sprinkled with saving Arthur's life. When he goes to get advice, its just dating tips.

Merlin: Gaius! I need help with Arthur!

Gaius: Well, when you hold his hand, you'll want to interlock your fingers, so that-

Merlin: No, not that! He's bleeding!

imagine telling someone that you and someone else are two sides of the same coin and they still dont end up together i know kilgharrah is seething in rage

#merlin prompts #fanfiction #fanfic #fic #merlin headcanon #bbc's merlin #merthur #merlin

[unknownthebook]

AU/prompt where Danny starts to feel Very petty towards his parents after they’ve shot at Phantom one too many times and decides to just haunt his own house

I’m talking:

-Unplugging the portal at random

-Knocking things (mostly in the lab) onto the floor like a cat

-Moving all the furniture two inches to the left

-Replacing ectoplasm samples with lime jello

-Stealing one sock and shoe from every pair left unattended

-Slowly stealing lab tools one by one and hiding them around the house

-Stealing weapons one by one and not returning those

-Making the house randomly cold and then letting up on the cold the moment they raise the temp

-Footprints on the ceiling

-Dismantling in-progress projects and leaving all of the parts on the table except for one

-General tomfoolery

They can’t even stop him since he’s disrupting any projects they try to make and Danny has most of their weapons now in a little dragon hoard. He also keeps switching between doing the pranks as a human and a ghost— and employing friends to help— so there’s no consistency.

(Probably escalates eventually when either Danny slips up or Jack and Maddie start getting help from the GIW out of pure desperation)