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🇵🇱 it sure is poland

Your last used emoji is how your week is gonna go

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Uh oh

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With great regret I reblog this once again, unfortunately I have been introduced to Mr Yone League of Legends and I need that man carnally.

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

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i like to think that at riot games headquarters there are days when Yone, Yasuo and Akali all show up but there's only one producing room so they all just take their strongest and most willing group member with them to fight it out gladiator style

#league of legends #riot games #riot music #heartsteel #k/da #true damage #i imagine if akali is feeling particularly petty then she asks evelynn to annihilate everyone

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I'M SLAIN, WHAT THE FUCK

#yone #heartsteel yone #league of legends

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Bless whoever gave K’Sante’s Heartsteel design a titty window. 🙏

#k’sante #heartsteel #league of legends #lol k’sante #heartsteel k'sante

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obsessed with these two

#alune #league of legends #aphelios #heartsteel

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Don't Forget 3.Oct.

#fullmetal alchemsit brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist #edward elric #winry rockbell #ed x winry #mean girls #October 3rd #don't forget

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Happy october 3rd!✨

#mean girls #october 3rd

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get your blessings guys

Happy 3rd Anniversary to Genshin Impact! I've sent out Blessings of Elegance. Click on the link to claim it~ First come, first served!

https://hoyo.link/6SWeFCAL?m_code=GCCAGZISHN&utm_source=game&utm_medium=html&utm_campaign=homeshare

#genshin impact #genshin anniversary

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vanitas's wayfinder

#kingdom hearts #birth by sleep #vanitas #vanitas kingdom hearts

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BOY it sure is great when ur illegally downloaded boyfriend comes with absolutely no drawbacks whatsoever :)

#kingdom hearts #roxas #hayner

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with friends like these,

alt

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The part in kh3 where what

thank god you asked i love this part so much, it single-handedly made the pirates world my favorite when i was expecting to hate it because it's NOT good in kh2. okay so

the pirates of the carribbean world in kh3 takes place during at world's end, except while the actual plot is going on you're basically just dicking around with jack sparrow and your cool new pirate ship. i forget how you get it. i think calypso is involved. anyway your ship gets attacked and the way you repair it- and level up your ship - is through, i swear to god, collecting crabs.

once you get enough crabs - you can keep going if you so desire, but you only need a certain amount - you can trigger the next story cutscene, in which jack tells you he can't go with you, and, after some dialogue i can't remember because what happened next was so fucking silly mister chel and i scream-laughed, he straight up turns into a pile of crabs. because the ACTUAL jack sparrow left at some point earlier in the world's story and was busy doing movie things

extremely important secondary notes:

he refused to go underwater, probably because he was crabs. when you get the actual jack sparrow, he still refuses to go underwater. presumably for gameplay reasons but still. suspicious.

when you finish the world's story, your boat turns into an even BIGGER pile of crabs. which explains why you needed crabs to repair it.

i should note the boat is in the ocean at this point. so it turns into a HUGE pile of crabs that then proceeds to slowly fall into the ocean.

if you choose to go back to that world and sail around, sora, donald and goofy will VERY CAUTIOUSLY ask jack sparrow if he's SURE he's really himself, and not just a bunch of crabs. i got this dialogue and almost fucking cried laughing.

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They are just so happy. :’)

#lea #isa #leaisa #kh3 spoilers #kh3 #akusai

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When Vanitas was left alone in the Keyblade Graveyard with nothing more than his emotions:

#kingdom hearts #vanitas kingdom hearts #vanitas kh #unversed #Vanitas

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Hey Brother - Avicii [listen] (c)

#kingdom hearts #kh