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i scream!!! you scream!!! WE ALL SCREAM FOR STARSCREAM

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I am NOT reading all of that, BUT!! have you considered that being the green ninja has more trials and tribulations than being the daughter of some Greek dude 👀

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

ANTIGONE:

LLOYD GARMADON:

#eye horror tw #antigone #lloyd garmadon #suicide tw #incest tw #it’s literally a tumblr poll dawg

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This is so unbelievably funny. I stopped watching Ninjago ever since I moved to a place that didn’t have cable and we couldn’t afford it, like around season 2, 3, or 4 of Ninjago. And I’ve never seen or read Antigone in my life, but even if I did I would still vote for Lloyd simply bc it’s the funnier option.

But besides all that, having Lloyd’s character being diluted is a crime by Antigone people. Bc Lloyd was quite literally forced to be the green ninja. He had no say in it. It was either be the green ninja or literally die bc the world was ending from what I could remember. Bro was like 7 or 8 dude. Imagine being a literal 3rd or 4th grader and forced to decide the fate of the world itself. He was homeless and essentially abandoned by his family. Dad is evil and mom dropped him off at a boarding school. Literal snakes used him as a pawn when he thought they were his genuine family or the closest thing he had to it. He’s a kid. Like at the root of it all you have to remember he was only a kid. On top of all that, in order to be the green ninja he had to be a near adult. Like bro went from 7 or 8 to 17. He had a whole decade taken from his childhood to be the green ninja. In a whole afternoon it was just Thanos snapped away. All that time just gone. Lloyd sacrificed a whole decade to be the green ninja. You don’t understand. He is my Roman Empire.

Also Lloyd wasn’t born without fingers and still managed to save all of Ninjago. Antigone could never suck my nuts, I’m out.

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

ANTIGONE:

LLOYD GARMADON:

#lloyd garmadon #antigone #ninjago #reblog

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Femme bi women married to men still have stories about queerness to tell that are worth hearing.

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Pretentious fuck

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Love when my boyfriend calls me his sweet boy <3

#it makes me so happy #like yes I am a sweet boy!! #it’s very gender affirming when I have very strong dysphoria and it makes me feel better #he’s such a guy <3

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Having fall allergies instead of spring allergies is wild bc I’ll forget and when September rolls around I suddenly find myself laying in bed writing my will bc I’m not gonna survive the upcoming winter months

#does anyone else have just fall allergies? #like I swear I’m completely fine in spring #I will smell every flower like oh Ho Ho sniff sniff #but as soon as the trees start dying I’m also dying

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Being permanently suspended on Twitter is not a twist I was ever expecting in my life tbh

#I didn’t even know until like two days after #bc I rarely go on Twitter sometimes #i hate this i hate this i hate this #I tried to appeal and they suspended me #sobbing actually

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You ever look at old post and just :/. Like damn I really wrote that huh. I really wrote it, proofread it, and sent it out like it was a fully baked thought.

#not transformers #mooshiblurbs

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I mean it means nothing, but I changed a couple things bc we entered a new era and I think I should be thrown off a building bc of it

Guess who remembered their tumblr password :)

#unimooshi #mooshiblurbs

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Guess who remembered their tumblr password :)

#unimooshi #mooshiblurbs

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Gritty’s gotten real weird, and I kind of love it.

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blorbo rating system

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#WAGGHHHHHG THEM #THEM THEM #I LOVE TEM #MY FAVORITE BOYS #SHAKNG CRYING SPITTING #reblog #rodimus my beloved <33 #ultra magnus my beloved <33 #rodimus #ultra magnus #transformers

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I’m starting to treat my tumblr as my SFW Twitter and I think for this I should be taken out back and shot

#not trasnformers #not transformers #unimooshi #mooshiblurbs

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i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

#if you enjoy a post reblog it #the point is to blog things #please it's not hard #reblogs will forever be the way this hellsite is run and has been since forever #reblog #important