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Hey bdsm buds how are we feeling abt this song bc I'm gnawing on the bars of my cage and suppressing moans and whimpers if that's cool with u

#princess talks #I havent been this hype abt a domme song since Good Girl by Morganne #Spotify

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play fighting is so fucking hot, oh no I got pinned down by you on the bed we better not fuck or anything that would be crazy

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where are these predatory lesbians they keep talking about ?🤨 and how do I get their number ?

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The gentler parts of d/s that i love so much are so misunderstood 😔 like if you think it undermines you as a dom when they can't do the self care things you tell them to you are fundamentally misunderstanding what it means to dom. The dominance is the caring. It's knowing what they need more than them because you know best. It's the fact that they are yours to take care of. It's that they trust you to protect them.

The control isn't over them, it's the control of having something/someone to protect

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being into bd/sm is sooo embarrassing and not for the weird s3x part it's like. Oh??? Huh??? You want to feel loved and safe and desired??? You want to feel loved and safe and desired as the emotional truth of the scenario??? There's appeal in the idea of violence and force as a tool to break down your barriers of guilt and insecurity when you want to feel loved/safe/desired??? lmao

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The SECOND me and Sprite live together is the day u watch me come back bc I will be soooooo annoying (affectionate) blogging abt him and his cute face

#princess talks #and also ill probably be emotionally stimulated to write!!! #ive had a handful if ppl start leaving comments on my fics and it's been...p motivating to actually write #but i lob my guy so much i just wanna talk abt him all day #hope for me that by the beginning of next year we will be able to kiss on the mouth daily!!! #no more visits bc I'll just see him everyday

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There also needs to be a button for “this is the 5000th time I’ve read your fic because I’m having a horrible day and this is the only thing in the world that always brings me happiness.”

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Love knots. Love the idea of knotting. Like oh nooooooo, ig we HAVE to cockwarm and cuddle in each others warm embrace with your cock buried deep inside me. Ugh that sucksssss :((

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Venture (Overwatch) just dropped and yall,,,,my hiatus might break bc I need them STAT

#princess talks #im snarling and barkinh #i need them balls deep in me YESTERDAY

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ppl who think u can't be bred by a strap r so stupid and boring. where's your imagination?? where's your fucking whimsy??? i WILL be pinned down and bred by the strap and i WILL ENJOY IT!!!!!!

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Not to be a slut but what if you bit my neck while you came inside of me?

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Angel sex would hit so hard.

Not in the “Oh! You TAINT them with your SINFUL SEXUAL DESIRES like the filthy PERVERT you are!” But rather. Actually let me just make a mini story

Imagine it’s a cool night and the moon is full, shining through your window like a beacon of pure light. But instead of enjoying your restful slumber or staring up at the beautiful sky outside your home, you lay in bed looking at the ceiling hopelessly. To you, it’s just another lonely night with no one by your side.

You feel so pent up with emotions, all of which stem back to the need for a lover by your side. As you stew in your emotions, your mind drifts off to solutions for your crippling loneliness. You could always get on a dating app for a hookup… Or look at content to pleasure yourself to… Or just-

“My dearest child, let us put such thoughts off to the side where they belong.”

This immediately snaps you out of it and you look around the room to see where the voice came from only for a cool breeze to enter your room. You immediately turned to look at the window and there you see, illuminated by the beautiful light of the moon, is what appears to be an angel with a robe of white and gold. The angel wanders into your humble abode with a soft smile and turns to you.

“Your shepard has arrived, my little lamb.”

He made his way over to the bed and took a seat on the edge with an elegant grace, placing a hand on your thigh as his wings spread open.

“My my, I came just in time too. I can sense the desire you have flowing through your body. You planned to go out and indulge in sin, weren’t you my child?”

You unwillingly nod, which he chuckles at as he crawls up onto the bed further.

“That won’t do, we can’t have any of our flock wandering off to the wolves now can we?”

Another forced nod.

“And a shepherd must attend to the needs of his flock, right? What kind of guardian would I be if I didn’t rid you of these overwhelmingly powerful desires?”

You expect him to bless you or simply make your thoughts of sex disappear, but instead he pulled up his robes to reveal himself to you with the softest look he had as he gently rubbed your thigh lovingly. There was no blind lust or ill intent in his gaze, just pure love.

“Worry not love, for I will be your outlet. From now on, until you follow me to the golden gates, you’ll never have to suffer through these feelings ever again. Not alone at least.”

TLDR; Guardian Angel fucks you so you don’t risk fucking strangers who might treat you like garbage, give you some type of disease, or hurt you.

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#oh YEAH babey oh YEAH

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Quick PSA, if you get one of those "Work scanned, AI use detected" comments on AO3, just mark them as spam.

Some moron apparently built a bot to annoy or prank hundreds of authors.

There is no scanning process, your work doesn't actually resemble AI writing, it's all bullshit. Mark the comment as spam (on AO3, not the email notification you got about the comment!) and don't let it get to you.

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Just dropped my spouse off at home 😔😔😔 hopefully by next year I'll be able to daily see him (staring at the housing crisis as I say that)

#princess talks #i hate this game grandpaaa #glad i can see him for a couple weeks every 6 months but GOD MAN

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people are really looking at stats to determine if a fic is worth reading? no wonder fics that never got popular at the first drop never had a chance 💀

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wdym you're pulling out. Do you hate me

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I recently read one of your stories on Ao3 and loved it, the Resident Evil one with the Lickers. I really wanna see more like that, or see one where it's female lickers and a male human, I never see anything like that that's done right, and I feel like you can do it justice :D

Aw tysvm!!!!!!!!!! Ur so right tho I hardly see any monster fucker fics involving dudes with actual monsters which is SO a vibe!!

#princess talks