𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚁𝙳𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝚄𝙸𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂.
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sometimes a second chance is just another chance to get it wrong.
you’ll hear me bassooner or later.
i’m going to stop you before you accidentally say I’m not sexy.
please stop me.
the sharing of stories is kind of transactional.
isn’t it insulting to flirt now?
seventy’s the new forty.
suddenly it’s rude to tell a secretary she looks nice in a pair of slacks.
who the hell knows?
no. to that whole sentence.
rock icon sting is a dog-poisoning murderer.
he’s like the next OJ. a hot, buddhist OJ.
embrace the mess. that’s where the good stuff lives.
this is exactly like die hard!
no one wants a murder podcast about real estate!
even the elevator wanted that story to end.
a cat never really leaves you, because they transmit parasites.
i loved our shows.
it’s setting money on fire i don’t care for.
oh, you’re the other one. got it.
those are our proverbial onions, raw and peeled.
and yours? care to peel for us?
sometimes it’s easier to figure out someone else’s secret than it is to deal with your own.
it’s so hot in here. do we have to do this in a closet?
i mean, a murderer probably lives in the building.
i guess old white guys are only afraid of colon cancer and societal change.
i’ve fallen in love with so many dead people.
do you appeal to anybody?
you are scoring a murder mystery, not DJing a hobbit’s wedding.
yeah, you look pretty poor.
i’m totally migraining, you guys meet the sea witch without me.
so go on ahead and enjoy your cute little lives.
i literally pass him in the elevator once a month, just so you know.
new yorkers have a special way of communicating.
true crime num-nuts.
i don’t tip. i think it’s elitist. i send out autographed photos instead.
i’m gonna fucking find out.
calls bother them for some reason.
i think our list of suspects just got longer.
i will burn it and snort the ashes like it’s 1982.
can i just stream it later and spare myself?
i can’t tell if you’re acting or not.
oh, believe me, when he’s acting, you can tell.
who educated you?
i want you to be less mean.
no one ever brings anyone a turkey with bad intentions.
oh my god, there’s food.
really? do you not see this coat?
i have this recurring dream. i’m in bed. i wake up and there’s a man standing over me.
what the fuck is in [optional:name]’s mouth?
so, i kick him right in the nuts.
i grab my knitting needle and i take him down to the bone with that thing.
sometimes, when i can’t sleep, i imagine brutally murdering that dude.
i’m out like a light. works everytime.
it’s not what you think!
oh, you fancy.
new york can be a fucking lot.
all the eyes on you. all the time.
hey baby, where you goin’ so tough?
two thousand women report assaults here every year.
it’s a place that makes you binge watch dateline to find out on to not end up on dateline.
it was the most constant refrain from my childhood.
the fuck?
look, nobody liked him.
can we all just be grateful that he’s gone?
let’s see if [optional:name]’s free. i’ll call her.
should i text?
say something nice and move on.
Does anybody have anything they would like to share about [optional:name]?
oh! how did you get here?
it was open.
i don’t lock my door. never have.
the motherfucking garbage bag!
why would he get on the elevator with that?
there’s a chute on every floor.
what was in there?
we all had the same thought?
ah. different thought.
we should do our own podcast.
i’m not dying. it’s anxiety.
is it cancer?
i just need to know how invested i should get in you.
you don’t adopt a twenty year old dog.
it happens sometimes when i talk to people.
i have it managed.
i just don’t talk to people.
what do you share?
i just.. i just find dating exhausting.
if it works out, scary. and if it doesn’t work out, scary.
i just want to go home and plant my face into a pillow.
sounds like an afternoon.
do i want to break into a dead guy’s apartment and go through all his shit?
it’s the first time i’ve ever been alone in like .. ever.
i tend to make packs where ever i go.
what happened?
i shared. i got a second date.
i need to sleep for a month!
it’s about a jealous stalker and surveillance.
it actually seems like it was written by .. a killer.
right. you should wait. plenty of time.
are you kidding me?
every breath you take is no love song.
well, at the end of the first act, there was the amazing number.
i can still hear the sound of them all hitting the floor.
chorus boys tend to stick together.
there is no bigger flop than my show.
we got bad reviews before we even opened.
what the fuck! oh my god!
what the shit was that?
we just wanted to see how you were holding up.
i wish i were dead.
now’s not a good time, so.
any comments?
we’re gonna go down there and look around for clues. wanna come?
you liked it, right?
is that what my face is saying?
this doesn’t make sense.
where do we start?
i got in the elevator with these two weirdos.
approximately twelve minutes from now, i will be murdered.
apparently one of you jerk offs did it.
i can’t stop thinking about this.
we should do our own true crime podcast.
right now the only thing that matters is there’s a killer on the loose.
oh, that is a very good line.
i think we’re onto something big here.
why are they all selfies?
so i don’t draw suspicion.
i’m gonna pass out!
get the who, the why and the why now.
get the what and the what?
see, why would you say what? i never said what. there’s no what.
shit just got super real.
get out of the building now.
keep your eyes peeled!
anything could be a clue.
do you consent to being recorded?
i like the emotion. keep that.
the crying is covering the dialogue.
are you associated with the deceased?
just in passing. not his passing. just when we pass by.
we find the right connection and all this cracks open.
i can’t tell if i want it to be nothing or i want it to be something.
turns out the ones you think you know best, might be the ones you know least.
every true crime story is actually true for someone.
yes, and this is just occurring to you?
i think we should just hit him with the charmer.
is it on now?
i’ll take the lead on this.
well i can turn on the charm.
why did this happen to you?
i want to solve this murder so catch me up.
i know. it’s weird.
seems like everyone in the building loved her.
they both died the same day.
really? what did you hear just exactly?
i shouldn’t speak ill of the dead.
something about a missing ring?
why would you say it like that?
i wouldn’t put it like that.
what did you do?
what is wrong with you?
you’re taking too long.
i faint at the sight of blood.
you know, there’s a cat in your freezer.
you’re right. we should be more respectful.
what episode is this from?
i saw that bullshit on youtube this morning.
i’m so lost here. can someone please fill me in.
i literally feel myself aging when i listen to you.
how do you not know anyone.
you know what, i think you should stay upstairs.
we should just promise not to lie and trust each other. i can do that.
filming something today?
i’m not wearing make up.
i was just coming up to get you.
i have a way in.
those were made up mysteries.
maybe you’re right. maybe going at it alone is better.
hi. i’m not sure why i’m doing this.
i hate new years eve. it means winter break is over.
you’re a goddamn asshole! what the fuck was that?
i saw someone.
in case i’m next.
the secrets are the fun part.
who’s telling the truth? who’s lying?
you don’t have to sign your texts. i know it’s you.
what kind of person leaves their window open and then gets mad at a cat for wondering in?
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𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞 : 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒒𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔
‘ i’ll find you again , wherever we end up next . ’
‘ the enormity of my desire disgusts me . ’
‘ please , one more kiss in the kitchen before we turn the lights off . ’
‘ i’ve been lost but i’m here now . you’re the only person who has ever been able to find me . ’
‘ almost dead yesterday , maybe dead tomorrow , but alive , gloriously alive , today . ’
‘ you are not broken . ’
‘ you can love and be loved , despite what may feel like the eternally brutal nature of the world . ’
‘ i did violence to my own heart . ’
‘ will i be forgiven for the sins i did not commit , but created ? ’
‘ i would never kiss anyone who doesn’t burn me like the sun . ’
‘ i would rather break the world than lose you . ’
‘ i think you and i have known each other in a few lifetimes . ’
‘ i didn’t know . i had no idea how greedy my heart really was . ’
‘ is that why the idea of losing you torments me so much ? ’
‘ how long have i been without you ? ’
‘ am i foolish for wanting this ? it will end in flames . it always does . ’
‘ sorry about the blood in your mouth . i wish it was mine . ’
‘ if i love you , is that a fact or a weapon ? ’
‘ tell me how all this , and love too , will ruin us . ’
‘ and you realize the one person in the world who loves you isn’t the one you thought it would be . ’
‘ it cannot be a mistake to have cared . it cannot be an error to have tried . it cannot be incorrect to have loved . ’
‘ finally , i plead guilty of adoring you . ’
‘ a child weaned on poison considers harm a comfort . ’
‘ without realizing , i find it in myself that i cannot stop thinking about you . ’
‘ tomorrow , when i wake up , i promise , i will be better . ’
‘ someone has to leave first . this is a very old story . there is no other version of this story . ’
‘ when i imagine myself , i am always leaving . i couldn’t draw my own face if god asked . ’
‘ do we simply stare at what’s horrible and forgive it ? ’
‘ i wanted to let go of the pain even though it was the last thing that felt alive from you . ’
‘ have i endured loneliness with grace ? ’
‘ i’ll be your slaughterhouse , your killing floor , your morgue and final resting , walking around with this bullet inside me ‘cause i couldn’t make you love me and i am tired of pulling your teeth . ’
‘ and then my soul saw you and kind of went , ‘ oh , there you are . i’ve been looking for you . ’ ’
‘ sometimes it feels like someone else is wearing my body . ’
‘ i spent my life arguing how i mattered until it didn’t matter . ’
‘ who knew my haven would be my coffin ? ’
‘ dead is the safest i’ve ever been . ’
‘ i’ve never been so alive . ’
‘ you know what i was gonna tell you before , but didn’t have the nerve ? you got your name written all over me . i got my name written on you , too . ’
‘ you already are something . you always were . and you still have time to be . ’
‘ you know me by heart . it infuriates me that you know me by heart . ’
‘ why am i waiting for you ? hungering and thirsting for you in every cranny of my soul and even in my ribs ? ’
‘ you came with a handful of pain and a smile which broke the ground under my feet as the earthquake does when two people meet . ’
‘ the only good thing is that i’m getting used to suffering . ’
‘ the return to time was not my choice . ’
‘ we are built to live inside each other . this means we are built to ruin . ’
‘ time does not bring relief ; you all have lied . ’
‘ time does not know how to keep our hopes safe . ’
‘ you needed me so much that you had to end me . ’
‘ there are days where i am morbidly in love with you , and this is one of those days . ’
‘ i know no end to desiring you . ’
‘ i fear that i am both too much yet not enough . ’
‘ yes , yes , yes , i do like you . i am afraid to say the stronger word . ’
‘ a heart’s a heavy burden . ’
‘ life , as i see it , is all about farewells rather than reunions . ’
‘ heaven is real and you only had two minutes to prove it to me . ’
‘ it was already love . ’
‘ everyone desires love but also finds it impossible to believe that they deserve it . ’
‘ i’ll love you until i forget how to . ’
‘ i’ll love you until i forget how to and then i’ll fall like my knees aren’t already bruised from doing it and i’ll remember why you’re worth the ache . ’
‘ of course i’ll hurt you . of course you’ll hurt me . of course we’ll hurt each other . but this is the very condition of existence . ’
‘ nothing makes me sadder and nothing makes me happier than you . ’
‘ i love you and i do not want to love you , it is too much and too difficult . ’
‘ grief is just love with no place to go . ’
‘ i felt my life with both my hands to see if it was there . ’
‘ you do this , you do . you take the things you love and you tear them apart . ’
‘ i hope it’s love . i’m trying really hard to make it love . ’
‘ if you touch me again i might burn up in the cold air . ’
‘ i asked you not to leave several times . ’
‘ i’ve only adored you lifetimes ago and here we are . it’s nice to see you again . ’
‘ all time ever does is pass and all i ever do is remember . ’
‘ i feel as though we were never strangers , you and i , not even for a moment . ’
‘ i’d choose you ; in a hundred different lifetimes , in a hundred worlds , in any version of reality , i’d find you and i’d choose you . ’
‘ nothing about this is soft but we pretend . ’
‘ maybe you and i are just a dream . ’
‘ i know you loved me too , you knew me , and it gladdens my heart . ’
‘ i promise i shall never give up and that i’ll die yelling and laughing . ’
‘ i don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision . ’
‘ the world was made so that we could find each other in it . ’
‘ you don’t meet the people you love , you recognize them . ’
‘ i think you and i have known each other a few lifetimes . ’
‘ this body knows fear like a front porch knows welcome – it is always coming home . ’
‘ i miss you more than i remember you . ’
‘ if i could have done it all again , i would have loved you better . but i could not have loved you more . ’
‘ we could have been happy . i know that , and it is perhaps the hardest thing to know . ’
‘ you want a better story . who wouldn’t ? ’
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