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your man thinks onions should be incarcerated for 5-10 years
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“Pan” and “dog” by Joseph Wheelwright
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the cis maternal urge to treat your trans son’s body like an extension of your own body, and to react to said trans son’s physical transition as if they might as well have just started hacking away at your own body with a rusty axe, really is something else.
my mom hasn’t seen my chest post-op at all because the idea of it is so awful to her that the one time we took my bandages off with her present, she ran across the hotel room to hide from it and started crying to my brother about it (yes, with actual tears). she drove an hour and a half with us at 5:30am to my post-op just to sit in the waiting room because she refused to come in and see me after the surgeon took the bandages off. my dad has been the only one helping me with recovery things like changing bandages and monitoring healing because she still won’t look at my chest.
and she says that’s because she loves me and cares about me. love is when you treat the body your child can finally live in comfortably like it’s your worst nightmare. apparently.
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undergaster · 39 minutes
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"i dont want topless women or leather daddies at pride" then why are you going. like be really fucking serious why are you going
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at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her
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The Pacific Ocean is huge.
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https://href.li/?https://www.pixiv.net/stacc/menkichi
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undergaster · 40 minutes
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undergaster · 2 hours
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Yep, Optimus with Megatron's arm looks really cool, but how about Elia with Megatronia's arm?
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undergaster · 2 hours
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headcanon: Cybertronians LOVE to be adored by humans. They LOVE when we call them pretty and beautiful and pet their faces and give them lil kisses ok even DECEPTICONS LOVE THAT SHIT.
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a funny vid I'm actually proud of
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undergaster · 2 hours
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a treatise on rationality
shockwaves featuring an excerpt from my uni homework because it fits. and also kinda slaps.
transcription+translation below if you care
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Wszyscy ludzie są racjonalni ale racjonalność ta wynika z układu tak złożonego i trudnego do analizy krok po kroku, że łatwiej jest powiedzieć, że nie są.
Racjonalność nie znaczy natomiast, że działania człowieka zawsze są optymalne, a to, że mają swój sens na płaszczyźnie przyczynowo-skutkowej. Człowiek nie jest w stanie często podjąć optymalnej decyzji, gdyż nie ma wystarczającej ilości informacji i najprawdopodobniej nigdy nie będzie takowej posiadał.
Wniosek: Nieperfekcyjna percepcja swiata przez czlowieka czyni rzeczywistosc irracjonalną.
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Every person acts rational, but this rationality is a result of an assemblage so complex and difficult to analyse that its plain easier to say that they are not [acting rational].
Rationality, however, idoes not mean that man's actions are universally optimal [in their results], only that they make sense in regards to their placement in the causal-effect arrangement. One often cannot make a decision optimal [in its results] beacues he doesn not possess enough information and, most likely, they will never possess such.
Conclusion: One's imperfect perception of the surrounding world renders it irrational.
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undergaster · 2 hours
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3/26/24
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What would you do a if a giant alien robot snatched you and put you on their shoulder like a bird
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Art request!! :D
I mean…I’m always down for fluffy wavewave. But if you’re in the mood for Command Trine prompts, I love the idea of Skywarp being more touchy than Thundercracker and Starscream. TC is willing to cooperate with Warp’s need for snuggles, but Starscream has to be chased down (he will never admit he likes the attention)
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wavewave for now, but i will 100% draw starscream being hunted for cuddles soon
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undergaster · 2 hours
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going into cardiac arrest why does he hold him like that
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oh my god
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