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haechan: hyung, can we go to a haunted house this year?

johnny: what’s wrong with the one we live in?

haechan: wh-what—?

johnny: goodnight.

#flashback to when taeil sleepwalked in the middle of the night and banged his head on the door #and they all just decided he was possessed #so they moved dorms and never talked about it again #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop texts #kpop memes #nct #nct 127 #nctzen #haechan #lee donghyuck #johnny suh #nct johnny

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jungwon: okay, for safety reasons, i’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

enhypen: okay, sure.

jungwon: give me all your money if you want to live!

jake: bold of you to assume we have any money.

ni-ki: bold of you to assume we want to live.

jungwon:

#safety training in enha dorms #btw this quote was made WAY long ago like right after i-land or something #it’s been rotting in my google doc since then lmao #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop texts #kpop memes #enhypen #enha #incorrect enhypen quotes #incorrect enhypen #incorrect enha #jungwon #yang jungwon #jake shim #shim jaeyoon #sim jaeyun #i forgot no one knows how to romanize his korean name #ni ki #nishimura riki

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chan: are you having second thoughts?

jisung: i never have second thoughts. that’s the luxury of having great first thoughts.

#the first thoughts in question: you know. cheetah is so fast #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop texts #kpop memes #stray kids #skz #incorrect stray kids quotes #incorrect stray kids #incorrect skz #incorrect skz quotes #han jisung #han stray kids #han skz #bang chan #bang chan stray kids

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matthew: the stars look really pretty tonight.

zhang hao: yeah, they do

matthew: you know who else looks pretty tonight?

matthew & hao at the same time: hanbin

#sung han-bitna! #also mattbin divorce era why?? #matthew watched haobin at the finale and said something has to be done about this #also i will probably be posting some zb1 quotes on here but not a TON? if u want more go follow @incorrectbp theyre doing zb1 now i think! #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop texts #kpop memes #zb1 #zerobaseone #zerobase1 #zb1 hanbin #zb1 matthew #zb1 zhang hao #sung hanbin #seok matthew #zhang hao #haobin #mattbin

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beomgyu: in my defense, i was left unsupervised.

soobin: wasn’t yeonjun with you?

yeonjun: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised.

#staff: yeonjun-ssi. you are an adult. #yeonjun: (offended) i am NOT #in their defense no one in txt counts as adequate supervision #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop texts #kpop memes #tomorrow x together #txt #incorrect txt #incorrect txt texts #incorrect txt quotes #incorrect tomorrow x together #yeonjun #choi yeonjun #soobin #choi soobin #beomgyu #choi beomgyu

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jeongin: seungmin, in your professional opinion, how do i die?

seungmin: murdered. gangland-style execution. we never find your head

jeongin: shame. it’s one of my best features.

felix: *raises a finger silently in question*

seungmin: you slip in the tub

#seungmin with his crystal ball: 🔮 jisung gets shot trying to raid area 51 ✨ i never die ✨✨ #note jeongins lack of honorifics i can assure you that was 100% intentional he lost all respect for his skz hyungs LONG ago #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop texts #kpop memes #stray kids #skz #incorrect stray kids quotes #incorrect stray kids #seungmin #kim seungmin #yang jeongin #i.n #i.n stray kids #felix lee #lee felix

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eunchae: youre giving me a sticker?

sakura: not just any sticker. this is a sticker of a cat saying, “me-wow!”

eunchae: i’m not a preschooler.

sakura: fine, i’ll take it back then

eunchae: i earned this, back off!

#SHE DESERVES ALL THE STICKERS #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop texts #kpop memes #le sserafim #lesserafim #incorrect le sserafim quotes #incorrect le sserafim #eunchae #hong eunchae #sakura #sakura miyawaki #miyawaki sakura

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hoshi: *walking around disappointed after visiting the aquarium*

woozi: soonyoung, what did you think a tiger shark is?

#this week on going seventeen #oh also i’m going on a long flight in a few days so i’m going to catch up on all my missed gose i’m excited lol #ik i’ve been neglecting this acc but hopefully i’ll be back soon #anyways i’m super active on my incorrect boys planet acc rn if you’re interested in that #end of tags information paragraph lol #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop texts #kpop memes #seventeen kpop #seventeen #svt #hoshi #kwon hoshi #kwon soonyoung #woozi #lee jihoon #soonhoon

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jeonghan, to s.coups, absentmindedly: hey, babygirl

joshua, confused: babygirl?

seungcheol: yes. im babygirl. try to keep up

#YES HE IS #95 line #seventeen 95z #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop texts #kpop memes #seventeen #incorrect seventeen texts #incorrect seventeen #incorrect svt quotes #scoups #choi seungcheol #jeonghan #yoon jeonghan #joshua hong #hong jisoo

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minnie: hey, soojin, do you support gay rights?

soojin: i am gay.

shuhua: SHE’S AVOIDING THE QUESTION

#mood #(g)i-dle says GAY RIGHTS!! #except for soojin apparently 🤨🤨🤨 #wait these tags would look so bad out of context #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop texts #kpop memes #gidle #(g)i dle #i dle #seo soojin #minnie yontararak #yeh shuhua #minnie nicha yontararak #soojin #shuhua #incorrect gidle #incorrect gidle quotes

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kai: *staring at the ceiling in the middle of the night*

taehyun: you okay?

kai: just thinking back to the time when i was thirteen and hiyyih called me gay

taehyun: and?

kai: and she was right

#average younger sibling #also i saw lea reacted to sugar rush ride and?? she’s so funny #it runs in the family clearly #along with talent and visuals 😌 #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop texts #kpop memes #tomorrow x together #incorrect tomorrow x together #incorrect txt #incorrect txt quotes #kep1er #huening kai #huening bahiyyih #kang taehyun #bahiyyih #huening family

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wooyoung: why aren’t you dating anyone?

felix: because my group has a dating ban. what about you? why aren’t you dating anyone?

wooyoung: because your group has a dating ban.

#kingdom more like uhhhh #kingles inferno #the blind dates episode 😭 #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop texts #kpop memes #stray kids #skz #incorrect stray kids quotes #incorrect stray kids #ateez #incorrect ateez quotes #incorrect ateez texts #incorrect ateez #strayteez #wooyoung #jung wooyoung #felix #lee felix

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joy: my current aesthetic is “would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens”

#pov 28 reasons #all of red velvet actually #pls curse a man next comeback #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop texts #kpop memes #incorrect red velvet quotes #red velvet #incorrect rv #rv joy #joy park #park sooyoung

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minghao: you’re petty.

jeonghan: you mispronounced ‘pretty’ but thank you

#HEY WHY DO YOU CHEAT SO MUCH #BECAUSE ITS FUNNNN #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop texts #kpop memes #seventeen #svt #svt kpop #incorrect seventeen texts #incorrect svt quotes #the8 #xu minghao #yoon jeonghan #jeonghan #minghao

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Rei: and thank you for coming to my Rei Talk

Yujin: I keep telling you, they don’t name them after every individual person—

Rei: well, why should Ted get all the talks?!

#personally ​i want to hear the rei talk #SHES RIGHT #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop texts #kpop memes #incorrect ive #ive #ive kpop #naoi rei #rei ive #an yujin #ahn yujin #yujin ive

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seungmin: english is a tough language. it can be understood through tough thorough thought though.

jeongin: you need to stop

#eng lessons with seungmin: now repeat after me. apple. car. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. #kpop #kpop memes #stray kids #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop texts #skz #incorrect stray kids quotes #incorrect stray kids #kim seungmin #seungmin #yang jeongin #i.n stray kids

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jeonghan: i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying

#jeonghan electing himself president or judge or referee or whatever whenever svt play games #vote jeonghan 2024 #seventeen #seventeen kpop #jeonghan #yoon jeonghan #svt jeonghan #incorrect seventeen quotes #incorrect seventeen texts #incorrect svt #incorrect seventeen #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes