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takatora: *trying to talk about stock options*

minato: sorry I can’t have a conversation with you like this

takatora: like what

ryouma: *is draped over takatora from behind with both his hands in takatora’s front pockets*

minato:

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smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud

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The thing with bobcats is you tend to expect them to move like housecats, or like canids like foxes or coyotes, but they do not at all. One crossed in front of my car once and I was like that is not an animal that is a whole ass man.

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The school my mom works at set up a trail cam in the woods beside the school and near the end of the school year they post the notable pictures. This year there were a lot of bobcats and coyotes, deer, bears, one wolf, and an ermine (!!!!). I know an ermine would try to kill me if it saw me but they are SO cute I love them so much

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No! This is not Beastars!

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coming to the revelation that the problem with Baron isn't that he's a stereotypically aloof guy with a batshit philosophy about the strong ruling the weak so he will help the weak by becoming strong and ruling the weak, it's that he's that character in an Extremely Serious Plot-Driven Kamen Rider show. And that this would in fact be an incredibly banger concept for a leading character in a dance idol anime

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The main guys of Team Baron would actually be a perfect enstars unit and I hate this so much.

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coming to the revelation that the problem with Baron isn't that he's a stereotypically aloof guy with a batshit philosophy about the strong ruling the weak so he will help the weak by becoming strong and ruling the weak, it's that he's that character in an Extremely Serious Plot-Driven Kamen Rider show. And that this would in fact be an incredibly banger concept for a leading character in a dance idol anime

#I hate to say it but Kaito would be an excellent enstars character

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I still ship gouchase but only the version of them I made up in my head because canon sucks.

#the way Gou never actually had to look at his actions and deal with his family trauma in a meaningful way #the fact that he hid everything from Kiriko and then in the end she was like ‘yeah I knew about that’ it was pointless!!!!

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The disability tax credit requirements are bullshit by the way and it’s not even really that much.

#I previously was rejected so I’m scared to apply again #even though my situation has changed significantly

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Welp we got the budget and plans for the canada disability benefit. Absolute 3 ring circus of bullshit.

What was promised: a push for all people on provincial disability supports to meet the poverty line

what we got: 2400$ a year MAX for people on the Disability Tax Credit (which is so hard to qualify for that basically nobody tries).

Man, what's even the point anymore. In Newfoundland we get 360$ a month max on disability. I'm so fucking tired. So tired. MAID is starting to look good.

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#most people on disability benefits don’t qualify for the disability tax benefit #this is bullshit tbh

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#showers are for morning baths are for night

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

#my mom was saying she hates narrow hallways because they’re creepy #girl that’s the point! narrow winding hallways and stairs in weird places #I want my eventual dwelling to look like the Winchester house

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they dress the same way

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#kohaku fucking died