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You KNOW we smokin that caduceus bong (it's got two chambers).

Anyway next fight in fifteen minutes lmao.

Cooked that other guy. I lied btw when I called the flame-thrower mixture "Napalm." it's it's a little bit more complicated than that. It does use a gel but it's a lot more like throwin' chemically-made magma.

It got inside the other guy's mech and he went down like a peep in a styrofoam cup in a microwave.

#saintworks #ask to tag #melting #skin melting #gif #gore // ?? #old iindiiana jone2 moviie reference of the niight.

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Emergency: I don't have enough to get home from work.

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No one is up at these insane hours so maybe some are. I have work this morning, and I don't have enough money to get home! I have 23 USD. I'll be making more adopts once I am able to home.

I work this week! I need help, I WANT TO KEEP THIS JOB. This is SUPER important to me to keep this job! I want to move out, be able to afford food and get my life in order. Because of how my job works, I'm not entirely sure I'll get paid this week. I should be paid now that I am able to use to app to clock in!

This is just until I can get to work properly on my own. I live in Indiana and this is one of the few diverse more professional work spaces I was able to get into that pays decently well! Everyone is very kind.

Plush tax and Oatchi

#holding carlos up at you all and screaming #signal boost #ooc

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how tf are people out here cheating on their partners bc my loyalty starts as soon as i develop a crush on someone

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ended up drinking with friends. :)

#two-tone eye2 my beloved. #2orry about your eye though. #diid you have fun? #2elfiie2

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holy 2hiit. that 2eem2 liike 2ome kiind of multiiver2al convergence poiint! and dangerou2. but al2o po22iibly could get you miilliion2 of you2, and that would be very iintere2tiing.

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Oh yeah, check this out. Friggin me out.

>It's a video of Hermes, situated... somewhere. A lime-green tarp is spread out on gray sand that is PROBABLY not sand, with a beach-blanket laid out over that. On it is a chest cooler, loaded with coffee drinks and alcohol, and out of the side of that emerges a battered umbrella pole. Taped between the chest and a water cooler that says, "Gassoline," (Like, there's actually quotes on the tape where she wrote that.) is an umbrella that appears to have been sewn together, scavenged from the corpses of many other discarded umbrellas.

>Also featured amid the mess is a half-rusted lawn chair, the top half definitely NOT the original, with a golf bag leaning against that replaced back. There's only three clubs in it, each one prohibitively expensive and stolen from some rich cunts' private sets, nestled among a rifle barrel, two pool cues, a sheathed dai-katana, and a rolled up parchment as tall as any of the clubs; oh, and an actual club, for bashing things with.

>But beyond this absurd setup, along that gray, bizarre sand, is what appears to be a wall. More of a mirror, actually, and not a very good one. With an effect that could be described as "Frosted," the mirror only reflects a blur of colors, as it seems to randomly intersect the ground and run on. In either direction. For ever, it seems. Wherever the dull, lifeless ground appears to touch it, the mirrored wall ripples from the contact, like the too-still-surface of some arcane ocean sits perpendicular to Hermes.

>The video picks up after getting a blurry eyeload of Hermes' cleavage, while she attempts to prop the phone against some out-of-frame stand. By the time the resolution's solidified into something more useful than the "mirror" reflection in the background, Hermes has skipped over towards her clubs already, selecting a black-and-gold one for a second and looking it over. Choosing instead a driver with a head made out of solid diamond (also stolen), Hermes drops a chipped-looking, neon-green golf ball on the blanket.

>"Now," she says, voice scratching like torn velcro as her "Now," starts as the exhaled grunts of bluntsmoken, "Watch this shite," Hermes takes some kind of mental aim at the anomalous mirror, gives the driver a cane-twirl, and then slams the ball away; The thing takes the usual "THWACK" and soars the hundred yards down the stretch of oblivion between her and the mirror-wall, but when it hits the mirror, it hits like she just slammed it right into water.

>The material of the infinite mirror-wall is viscous, even as it offers almost zero resistance to the golf ball, and every displaced wave or splash fails to disconnect, or fall away, from its point of origin. The shimmering epicenter of rippling mirror-stuff seems to spread in a perfect circle, slowly coming to a jiggling rest... until the displaced kinetic energy appears to reach its furthest extent, at which point the entire surface of the impacted mirror boils suddenly...

>And ejects hundreds of golf balls, soccerballs, shuttlecocks, footballs... an entire high-school gym's supply closet, exploded out of a 10' wide circle in the "glass." The video ends as sports equipment and balls are still bouncing and skidding across the dampish, grayish sand, cutting off how it began: with a blurry eyeload down Hermes' tank top by accident.

#saintworks

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iit would ju2t be thiinned and fiizzy blood. worth a try at the very lea2t.

hii! ii'm 2iimon. formerly and briiefly: a hunter, a technocrat, a diifferent flavor of technocrat ii gue22, and now ii own a VRG company iin the early thiirty-fiir2t century. approxiimately.

my liife ha2 been a 2eriie2 of very wiild but 2hort change2 iin liife2tyle, occupatiion, and iidea of what count2 a2 realiity iin my own head. 2o far thii2 pha2e ha2 been the longe2t, 2iince iit 2tarted gettiing wiild iin the fiir2t place.

what do you do.

Maaan, I'm technically not sposed to have water. :( what the fuck. Maybe I'll try anyway.

Hello to you as well. I have no bloody energy tonight, so there's no over the top greeting. Just a sup

#over2hariing two new moot hour2. #juiceboxjiffy #ask to tag

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addiing herme2 bunker2 a2 ea2ter egg locatiion2 iin my game world.

#may or may not corre2pond two the real thiing2? #da2hcom. #saintworks

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Help me pay my phone bill!

I need help paying my bill! It's 75 USD, and I do need my phone for work! I appreciate any little bit of help! I'm making more adopts! There's one currently available!

any extra funds will go to me getting to work.

I have to go to the office > to the store > back home (that's 60 USD) for an entire day)

Some art to catch your eyes.

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I accidentally deleted the original post

#shaking this like a maraca #signal boost #ooc rb

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ii hate how occa2iionally ii have two check that friiend2 2tiill exii2t.

#merc exii2t2 at lea2t thank god. #herme2 ii hope you kept her a22 aliive #mercswercs #saintworks #da2hcom.

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but blood ii2 liike 90% water?? well-hydrated people are ea2iier two driink from even. thii2 2hould be FIINE ii thiink?? maybe not a2 fiilliing ii gue22??

note: have never been a hemophage, couldn't 2ay wiith any real certaiinty beyond my knowledge of uh. common realiity.

you're fiine, who here ever ha2 energy anyway?*

Maaan, I'm technically not sposed to have water. :( what the fuck. Maybe I'll try anyway.

Hello to you as well. I have no bloody energy tonight, so there's no over the top greeting. Just a sup

#*triick2ter2 dnii. #jokiing. #but al2o liike y'all have a viiru2 iit'2 not natural energyyyyy. #juiceboxjiffy

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techniically, ye2. iif you try two u2e a water carbonator iit'2 goiing two bubble over becau2e the vii2co2iity ii2 two thiick, though. you 2hould probably add 2parkliing water two iit iin2tead of tryiing two carbonate the blood iit2elf.

Can you.... Wait hold up important

Can you make sparkling blood

#hii there. #juiceboxjiffy

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This year's 4/13 I decided to look back on some of my older art, and opted to redraw one of my early Psiignless pics, from 2013.. Feels like a fitting way to celebrate being a part of this incredible fandom for so long. Much love to you all !

Old pic is additionally attached below the cut !

Here's the 2013 version. Happy 4/13 !

#AUGHHHH YOOOOO #ooc rb #413 art

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man, mobile really nuked the quality of those huh! sorry about that sheesh

#ooc tbd

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very cute piicrew, aiitar. @summonsofink

#piicrew. #summonsofink #reuploaded for better quality

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no rizz. just insane music taste & a peculiar amount of knowledge about very niche topics and historic events

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HI FOLKS IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

send carlos a dollar or two. or five. or ten. PLEASE. he's struggled so hard to land a job and dig himself out of debt and to lose the position to something like this would be extremely demoralizing to say the least.

i don't have any money rn. i'll be getting some on friday but he can't make it until then without help!

please. if you give me anything, give help to my good friend carlos. whatever you can spare.

I'm not getting paid but I still need money for Uber.

I don't want to lose my job being unable to get to work.

I don't even know where to begin, I have a new job. I don't have a paycheck yet. If I'm not being terminated for being 10 minutes late to work on my 3rd day, I will get paid next week. However I need money to pay off a debt in my paypal and if I'm still on the schedule, I need money to pay for rides to work and gas to get to work.

I won't get food with it, just so I can get to work okay and pay off any debt in my bank before they send it to a collection agency, and Im penalized.

If anyone wants 25 a doodle. pls dm me here.

If you are just donating (much appreciated), pls don't send through Ko-fi, it takes 2-3 dollars off. There is also 3 available adopts 2 for 15 USD.

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#ooc #signal boost