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So now that Pokémon Z has finally been confirmed after 11 years, since it’s a legends style game who do we think Arceus has decided to bamboozle this time cause my money is on either Emmet or Blue/Green
Now that I’m off work I can actually explain why these two are the main candidates:
Emmet:
• Battle Facility Foe (Battle Subway) • His twin was bamboozled by Arceus so who’s to say he wasn’t bamboozled too but sent somewhere else
• Dude is a staple of the Unova region (with the region having a significant role in Scarlet and Violet, it’s a possibility that we will get more Unova references/characters in this game) • With how much attention the fandom gave to Ingo when he was sent back to Hisui, just imagine the reaction of Emmet pops up in this game
Blue/Green Oak:
• Battle Facility Foe (Alola battle tree)
• In X and Y, a npc in a Lumiose Pokémon center says that “Professor Oak’s grandson came here to the Kalos region to study abroad. He got ‘Bonjour’ down just fine, but he still said ‘Smell ya later!’ when he left!” so Blue/Green has ties to Kalos, specifically Lumiose City
• We’re close to the 30th anniversary of the Red and Green games so if Game Freak were to give Legends Z-A a dlc it could be an anniversary thing
• Dude just keeps appearing in different regions (Unova, Kalos, Alola)
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two-face-2 · 1 year
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a scooby doo series set in community college where the gang is in a criminology class and end up in a huge debate on the first day of class that leads to them starting a podcast talking about local urban legends, only to realize things aren’t quite adding up and they go to investigate for ~journalistic authenticity~ and end up solving a real-life crime disguised as supernatural occurrences. this happens every week and they’re frequently featured on the school newspaper. they only have twenty listeners
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two-face-2 · 1 year
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wait americans can just. buy massive bottles of ibuprofen what the fuck
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two-face-2 · 1 year
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Y’all with 2023 in a few days, I would like to remind everyone that we will officially be in the year that fnaf 3 takes place. So, I SWEAR IF I SEE A NEWS ARTICLE ABOUT FIVE KIDS GOING MISSING AT A GODDAMN CHUCK E CHEESE I WILL BECOME UNHINGED.
Also, if a horror attraction just so happens to go up in flames after a week, I will officially lose the the last strands of hope I have for the world.
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two-face-2 · 1 year
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Y’all I think I broke Masters cause this shouldn’t be possible 😅
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Has anyone else experienced this or did I break my game on Christmas??
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Y’ALL IT LETS YOU BATTLE
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two-face-2 · 1 year
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Namelessshipping is just that one ship that is so non-canonically canon, but also canonically non-canon that it's just accepted as the canon. Does that makes sense? Probably not! But I'm sure you understand
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two-face-2 · 1 year
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crazy that Goncharov (1973) will be 50 years old in a few months because it seems like it just came out yesterday
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two-face-2 · 1 year
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is goncharov (1973) really that much less real than whatever show the destiel bloggers have been watching with their extrasensory perception for 15 years
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two-face-2 · 1 year
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it took us a hot minute but the badges are done. reblog to receive your badge
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two-face-2 · 1 year
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Time is not real
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two-face-2 · 2 years
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the ingo v reigen sexyman twitt poll is so fucking funny to me
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two-face-2 · 2 years
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arataka reigen, the most powerful psychic in the 21st century (not a drop of psychic power), an internet sex symbol (most asexual bitch you've ever met), twink supreme (average body type), dilf supreme (no kids). the only accurate one is babygirl
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two-face-2 · 2 years
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I don’t know if anyone has said this or not but the character polls are my sole boost of serotonin right now. Like tumblr has the Mishapocalypse and twitter is currently going through the Reigenapocalypse so this is the only acceptable timeline.
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two-face-2 · 2 years
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LECHONK!!
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