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Also, warrior!Hawke handers can be peak tragedy if you think about the fact Hawke becomes his mother in the end, running away with the apostate...

i can NEVER decide on warrior!hawke handers or mage!hawke handers. like theyre both SO good in such different ways and i cant commit to anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#dragon age #handers #but mage hawke my beloved... #rogue goes similar to warrior too and i love rogue!hawke's starter armour

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Having lots of feelings about them

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supernatural is either a groundbreaking concept with terrible execution or a terrible concept with groundbreaking execution

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Obviously not, I'm watching it for the old man yoai.

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trying to describe black sails to people is my personal sisyphean task. “it’s a pirate show” bad. “it’s functionally a prequel to treasure island but also it’s not at all” bad again, and also confusing. “it’s about pirates trying to destroy western civilization” mostly only true of the second half of the show and also doesn’t fully capture what i love about it. “it’s a pirate show about the power of stories, how civilization uses shame to keep people in line and turns them into monsters, and the power of queer rage. it’s got some of the best acting, writing, everything of any show i’ve ever seen.” the most accurate, but way too long and makes me sound pretentious and insane. send help i just want to talk about my favorite show.

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NO SHIP WILL EVER BE DESTIEL!!!

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I can't convince ANYONE that Dean is straight!

are you trying. also what

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forget touching grass i need to touch chest hair

#cullen Rutherford #in my fics

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what’s the matter dean. you don’t think you deserve to be dicked down

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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

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get booped idiot

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OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.

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“I hope this email finds you well”

First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3

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The problem with writing about Dragon Age again is that it makes me want to play Dragon Age again...

#the never ending struggle #writing #dragon age

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Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.

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i think people tend to forget that dean is a gen Xer (a baby gen Xer, but a gen Xer nonetheless) whose home state had sodomy laws until uh, *checks* 2003 so there's this tendency to read any reluctance dean may have surrounding being out as him being cartoonishly repressed (or even cowardly!) instead of it being like, a normal reaction to have in response to the hideous homophobia of the 80s & 90s. it doesn't matter how safe a situation he's in now, you don't shake that kind of thing off easily. and while the above obviously lends itself well to repressed!dean readings, i think it's important to emphasise that it can absolutely coexist with if not perfectly complement aware-but-closeted!dean. you can know exactly who you are but still find it incredibly difficult to express due to the poisonous environment you grew up in.