hey kids you wanna do voter fraud
you too have the power to influence an election (scroll down two posts on my blog and vote orlando to stop the apocalypse)
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the umbrella academy as random images I found in my camera roll, part 2
luther:
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diego:
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allison:
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klaus:
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five:
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ben:
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viktor:
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Sluttiest Shakespeare Character
SEMIFINAL
Propaganda Under Cut
Benedick Propaganda
Orlando Propaganda
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klaus: is it too early for a mojito?
allison: klaus, it's ten thirty in the morning!
allison: of course not. come on
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viktor: gaslight
ben: gatekeep
allison: girlboss
luther: mansplain
five: manipulate
diego: malewife
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klaus: manifest
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klaus: I am homeless, I am gay, I have aids, and I'm new in town
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diego: why are you looking at me through a fork?
five: I'm pretending that you're in jail
diego: why?
five: it's spiritually healing
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sorry I'm dead my nd brain latched onto podcasts. appreciate u all <3
Hi I love you all🖤
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it is not very sexy of tumblr to not put my actual top posts at the top of my blog and instead put reblogs. I am a little clown man and I crave validation
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klaus: being gay isn't a choice
klaus: it's a game and I'm winning
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five: when you and I first met, I did not like you
lila: I'm aware of that
five: but then you and I had some time together
lila: uh-huh...?
five: it did not get better
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thank you all so much for 1k followers! I know I haven't been as active lately due to stuff in my personal life but I really appreciate every single one of you so much <3
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if you support donald trump unfollow me. full stop. hopefully no trump supporters are dumb enough to think they’re welcome here, but seriously. gtfo my page. block me while you’re at it.
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the umbrella academy as onion headlines
Luther:
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Vanya:
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“my child is fine!” your child blew up the moon
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