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christopher and viktor should shave their heads

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luther and allison should shave their heads

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christopher and sloane should get to say fuck

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marcus and fei should commit tax fraud together

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viktor is the superior sibling, change my mind

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jayme can stay but she's on thin fucking ice

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elliot can stay but he's on thin fucking ice

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ben is the superior sibling, change my mind

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sloane can stay but she's on thin fucking ice

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five and christopher should meet their bio moms

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fei and klaus should get to talk about their trauma

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alphonso is the superior sibling, change my mind

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luther and marcus should get to hug each other

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sloane and diego should meet their bio moms

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luther is the superior sibling, change my mind

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luther and five should get their comic storylines

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jayme and luther should commit tax fraud together

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