i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea
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whenenver i save a bug in trouble its kind of like im their mr beast
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One of the best stories humanity ever produced was a draft of a rewrite of the Epic of Gilgamesh written by a Ecuadorian poet in 1935. It was tossed into a fireplace by an angry boy and lost forever. Another of humanity's best was told 65,000 years ago and was overheard by a small tribe of embarked Neanderthals boating down a river in what is now northern Georgia. A short woman at the bank scrubbed a wooden idol in the water and sang an ancient tale in an unknown language. These two are eclipsed by everything produced by two brothers at the coast of what is now Cameroon between 503 BC and 490 BC, which they shared with some family and friends, and were beloved by everyone except a sour uncle.
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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business
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Sketches 🕊️ °˖➴
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you
this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history
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Melanie King s3 alternative ending
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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
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really? another album? didn't she just make one??
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A Midwest Princess
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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]
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alleycat gives unsolicited advice
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