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poly people make having multiple partners sound so unsexy. like how sexy to have multiple partners you can just imagine and then a poly person will be like "pls read this essay on collective non-monogamy negotiation practices for effective bargaining deescalation when computing non-sexual time allotted management polices between your primary amorous provider and your outsourced emotional stabilizing partner" like nvm nvm nvm that sound hellacious when does someone eat me out is it never sounds like never

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in the dark corners of our world, secrets wars are waged by forgotten legions…

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going to make banana bread tomorrow i think

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電車から見えるケーキ

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#i would quickly begin to hallucinate faces/voices and also stop wearing clothes

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besties I have a plan for how to get rid off joker but y'all won't like it. we have to convince men he's a favorite amongst female fans

#tbf the fujoshis have been fighting this war for us for years #i think the lego joker is their ally as well #tides are turning

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Who would you rather have a long, personal conversation with?

Annmarie is a self-described Christian tradwife who got married at 18. She’s currently 25 and is a stay-at-home mom to four children. She and her husband are also massive Trump supporters.

Saturn describes herself as “cosmic agender transmasc”, uses fae/faer pronouns, and is “demi-homoflexible”. She’s 25 and is currently attending a very liberal university. She’s also dating a trans woman.

#annmarie easily

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you know, i'd be more willing to consider your point of view if you didn't champion a diaperfur pedophile as your mouthpiece. yeah. it's extremely difficult to take you seriously when you try to change my mind with wall of text comics feat. a pedophile's 8-year-old-girlsona.

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Rainbow flag colorpicked from the original 1978 flag <3

#goated flag

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reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

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me as a defender: yes my honor, she did kill all these people, but to be fair, they were… men 🤢

radfem judge: 🤢

radfem jurors: 🤢

me: 🤢

radfem audience: 🤢

the defendant: 🤢

courtroom cat: throws up a ball of fur

judge: okay guillotine. for the victims

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#night vision & gps #if ur ever feeling safe just remember im out there

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this Conversation pit is ruining my life

#conversation submarine

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If I were ever put in prison, I'd probably try to wife up immediately.