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what do u use to make ur memes???

1. big clown shoes

2. the edit function for photos on my phone

3. https://www.befunky.com/create/ if i'm on my computer

4. my tender love and insanity

#ask #i do the bare minimum. 98% of it comes from passion to share brain rot #also the massive collection of memes my brain keeps stored. math? idk multiplication. the emotion Disturbed? i can think of 5 reaction #images/memes off the top of my head #my hippocampus: everything must go! *points to soggy cardboard box of memes* except you. you may stay :)

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you go to Stiles’ place one day and the pillows have all been altered to this:

and he’s walking around wearing nothing but this:

what do you do  👀

stiles has no furniture, only a massive amount of floor pillows stacked everywhere, and they all have this on them:

#im sorry i couldnt help myself someone made me the second image and i was possessed to add it on #and then of course i had to change the pillows #also 🙏 🙏 🙏 thanks for the blessing of this pillow cant wait to share it #stiles #stiles & big foot. ultimate otp #bamf stiles yeah yeah but what about slutty stiles. want him known in supernatural circles for his promiscuity. supernatural convention #where the pack tells stiles to Focus on things other than getting laid. day 2 of the convention he shows up wearing the bigfoot booty shorts

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I'm Shmack'd

#100% what stiles brings as his contribution to pack potluck and u cant change my mind #stiles

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stiles:

Stiles/Chris take so long to get together bc Stiles keeps destroying all of chris' dramatics and Chris can't let it go 😔

chris WISHES he had hannibal's "tell me will..." energy. meanwhile stiles is like y'all hear sumn?

#HIS EXPRESSIONS ARE SO FUNNY #stiles #chris #lots of thots

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#stiles answering a text in the middle of a monster of the week fight #stiles: hey can someone text back eggplant emojis for me?? im too bloody for my phone to recognize my fingers #stiles

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Stiles/Chris take so long to get together bc Stiles keeps destroying all of chris' dramatics and Chris can't let it go 😔

chris WISHES he had hannibal's "tell me will..." energy. meanwhile stiles is like y'all hear sumn?

#stargent #stiles @ so many characters: you all think you're hannibal but in reality you're premium members of Weenie Hut Jrs #took me a second to realize what this was from jwhdfgkjr i was still thinking about venom monsterfucking #ask

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This for steter but instead of art, Peter dumped a dead body into a dumpster without bothering to take off its jewelry, and then a few days later he sees Stiles wearing the dead guys earrings and Stiles is like “Don’t be a bitch about it you were just throwing it away anyway”

#reduce reuse recycle! dont be wasteful peter #its good manners to loot the dead before you dump them #stiles: try and take these earrings from me and YOU will be the next body dumped and i promise you it wont be in a dumpster even tho thats #what your ungrateful ass deserves #steter

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I just think it would be very funny if Peter and Stiles were both monster fuckers but Chris wasn’t.

#GAFSDHJKEWLHD #no thoughts only screaming and laughing #stetopher

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I just think it would be very funny if Peter and Stiles were both monster fuckers but Chris wasn’t.

#i think that chris would not understand stiles' hype for venom and also refuse to engage in stiles & peter's debates about monsterfucking #while being the host of the symbiote vs fucking with someone else who has the symbiote (there IS a difference!!) #but then chris proofreads all of stiles' venom fanfic and slowly he like...GETS it. and the best part is that stiles is writing T rated and #chris is like....so you ever think about maybe uh writing venom smut....bc i wouldnt mind proof reading. if u needed that #this got away from me whoops! #stetopher

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love how we give stiles usernames like "bilesstilinski" and "redridinghoodie" in social media aus when in reality his username would be "dilffucker69" or "showmeyodasballs"

#if i write a social media au i will make stiles' username pussy420 and that is a promise #stiles

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stiles: Self undiagnosing. I’m fine.

#<3 #stiles

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#that’s my baby 😎 doesn’t have time for any bullshit #stiles #the Chris one is so funny #Chris has some passionate speech. trying to school this kid who only recently discovered the supernatural. he’s so into his little story #and stiles just slam dunks him like fuck off ik more than you and he DOES

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#lmfaooo realistic #stiles & scott

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Lydia*

Lydia: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I'm a constant 10.

#lydia

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baby boy you are so cringe i want u

#stiles

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Ian Bohen

#oooohhhh helloooooooo #peter #im DONE tagging actors. idk celebrities <3 only fictional characters <3

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it's so important for your health and well-being to get overly attached to a fictional man who is both deeply amoral and unbelievably, pathetically sad

#<3 thank u peter for helping my mental health and well-being