Y/N being hectic!
β¨ The arcana edition β¨
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Lucio: "So, I was thinking Noddy-"
Y/N: "Lucio, fuck of, this beautiful woman is m i n e."
π’ππ πππππ πππππ,πππππππ ππππ πππ πππππ ππππππππππππ π’ππ πππ (ππ πππππ’ πππ ππ π’ππ ππππππ ππ ππ πππ ππππ π’ππ πππ π π π π π)
Lucio: "i- Humph! Fine. I'll leave you with this.. Thing."
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Valdemare:(if I spelt iy wrong please tell me): "you're a puny magician."
Y/N: "..yes I am, please step on me-"
Valdamare: "-sorry what?"
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Y/N: "Asra, go interrogate lucio to get out anything that may be helpful to us, Nadia stay being immaculate, portia go help Asra just incase you need to beat the shit out of lucio, muriel stay away from lucio and if he takes one step towards you I will be causing havoc and Julian I need you to stay on watch with Muriel to make sure nothing goes awall, got that? "
Julian: "step on me, please-"
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The devil: "Now listen here you puny magician-"
Y/n: "no you listen you goat bitch, I have had my body stolen by a goat with botched plastic surgery, fought demons, found out I died and I have learnt a shit ton in the span of maybe 2 weeks so i swear to god-"
IDK WHAT ELSE TO DO BYE BYE
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Obey me characters as things my friends have said!
Solomon: "YOU STOLE MY ONIONS!"
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Y/N: "that moment when you find out your maths teachers cares more about finding the value of N than you as a person."
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Levi, talking to his brothers: "BEGONE HORNY FUCKERS"
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Belphie: "DOBBY HAS A GLOCK, DOBBY WILL SHOOT THE KIDS"
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Asmo: "I HAVE THE HOE GROUND"
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Beelzebub: "was God a wife beater?"
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Y/N: "does that mean God hooked up with a prostitute and gave the baby away?"
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Y/N: "I was looking at plastic cat costumes for kenma figures and Levi's having a breakdown."
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Levi: "How many dodgy websites do I have to bloody go to, to watch one film. I'm going to throw myself out of a window"
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Y/N: "I'm very tired but I have queen playing in the background and I feel like I snorted a bunch of crack."
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Belphie: "Sending you virtual hugs! And those knives your ordered that were having trouble with shipping."
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Lucifer: "Mammon, I'm going to sell you on ebay for Β£5/$5."
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Satan: "okay now I have to go tell my dad he's illiterate."
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Y/N: "God I'm so gay."
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Diavolo: "IS THAT THE GAY?"
*pointing at y/n*
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Y/N BEING HECTIC-well not really it's just you being badass and instead of doing everything the brothers tell you, you stick up for yourself and you actually stick up to lucifer bc yes.
Lucifer: "y/n would you mind going to get mammon.. I must chat with him."
Y/n: "lucifer, you're literally one of the strongest demons in hell I think you are perfectly capable of going to get your younger brother yourself."
Lucifer: "I...i guess you are right."
πππππππ π πππ ππ πππ πππ πππππππ.
Satan: "...how the fuck did they not die?"
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π°π ππ°π³. πΈπ π ππ πππππ πππππ πππ πππ ππππππππ π πππ πππ ππ πππ ππ πππ πππππ ππππππ ππππππ πππππ πππππππ π ππππ π’ππ π πππππ ππ, πππππππ πππ π π πππ ππππ.
Y/n: "Yo, sorry I took a little longer than expected I was running an erand."
Beelzebub: "it's okay y/n! We brought you some lunch so you wouldn't have to queue up for ages."
Y/n: "Aw, thanks. I appreciate it-"
π ππππ π’ππ π πππ ππππππππππ π πππ πππ ππππππππ, π’ππ πππππ ππππ πππππππ πππππ ππππππππ πππππ π’ππ. πππ ππππππ πππ ππππππ ππππππ ππ ππππ πππ πππππ
Y/n: "if you're gunna talk shit then say it to my face."
The demon: "and what if I don't want to?"
Y/n: "then β¨ fuck off β¨"
(yeah I didn't know where I was going with that one sorry- (,: ))
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Lucifer, going off on one of his lectures:
Y/n: "Lucifer, with all due respect please just s h u s h. I've already got a headache from mammon and asmo's yelling match earlier."
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Y/n: "SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY MOST OF YOU GUYS IN YOUR DEMON FORMS HAVE BARELY ANY SHIRTS ON?!"
Mammon: "because we look hot"
Y/n: "I ain't denying it but why. Why, do you gotta show your abs for other demons who are horny? Like what-"
β¨ We love shit posts at 4:18 am β¨
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Y/N being hectic!
Y/n: "So technically you guys just kidnapped me and forced me to be a student at RAD."
Diavolo: "Well I wouldn't say kidnapped-"
Lucifer: "Yes, yes we did."
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Y/n, coming downstairs after being gone for a few hours:
Levi: "Normie! Where.. Where have you been?"
Y/n: ".. Uh, in the bathroom."
Satan: "you were gone for 3 hours"
Y/n: "it's literally the only place anyone will actually leave me alone so you know-"
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Y/n: "someone give me a reason not to murderer a demon"
Lucifer: "you'll probably die."
Y/n: "NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON SEE YA"
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@kadythethief @wawadraws12 >:)
π¨πππ πͺπ π¦ πππ₯ π€πππ π π π₯πππ πππππππ πͺπ π¦ πππππ₯π
ππ πππ ππππ π πππ ππππππ πππππ π’ππ ππππ ππππππππ, π’ππ'π ππππ ππππππ’ πππ ππππππ π ππππππ πππππ ππππππππ ππ πππππππ ππππ. πππ π ππππ'π ππ‘πππππ’ πππππ’,πππ...
KαOαK KαOαK
π ππππ πππππ ππ πππ ππππ ππ ππππππ π’πππ πππππ. ππ π’ππ πππ ππ ππππ πππ ππππ ,π ππππππ ππππ ππ πππ ππππ πππ ππππππ ππ..ππππππ ππ ππ πππ ππππ ππππππ,π³ππππππ,ππππππππ,ππππππ,ππππ πππ πππππππ! πππ ππππππ ππ π’ππ ππππππ ππ ππππ.
Luke: "Mc! It's so good to see you!"
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Diavolo: "Mc, how have you been in the human world?"
Mc: "Exhausting to say the least but oh well, that's just life isn't it."
π’ππ ππππππππ π ππππππ
"Anyway, how have all of you been? I haven't seen you in months!
Luke: "Oh! I've learnt so many more recepies for these really nice sweets...obviously with a bit of help from Simeon though-"
Simeon: "He did most of it alone, I only helped with getting ingredients. He's been doing really well!"
Mc: "That's great to hear.. I'm proud of you Luke! How about you Simeon, how have things been in the celestial relm?"
Simeon: "it's been going well, ever since the exchange program things have been going well and we've been trying to have meet ups with the brothers alot to keep the peace."
π’ππ ππππππ π ππππππ,ππππ πππ πππ ππππππππ π πππ πππππππ πππ πππππ
Mc: "And you, Solomπn?"
Soloman: "Oh? It's been going well actually.. My cooking has been getting much better thanks to Luke and Beelzebub."
Mc: "really? Well done, I'm happy you've been sticking to it."
πππππππ ππππππ ,πππππππ
Mc: "Barbatos?"
Barbatos: "Oh its been going very well, Diavolo has even started to like peas in his food and he's been doing well in sorting out events as RAD."
π’ππ ππππππππ,πππππππ ππ π³ππππππ "I nearly forgot you didn't like peas.. God who knew.. The ruler of devildom.. Disliking peas."
πππ ππππππ πππππππ π ππππππ
Diavolo: "Yeah.. I didn't know that they could actually taste good-anyway, yes things have been going very well! Though... Its been lonley without you."
π’ππ ππππππ
"yes.. About that. I may be thinking about coming back to Devildom.. For a bit-"
ππ πΉπΌ βπβππβππΌπ» πβ βπΈβπ πππ
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Mc being hectic!
πΌπ,πππππ π ππππππππππππ: "the other day my teacher asked me if violence was ever the answer, I obviously didn't answer I don't want my teacher knowing my possible intentions but... Its never the answer. Its the question and the answer will always be yes."
Lucifer: "Mc no-"
Mc: "MC YES-"
πΉοΈοΈοΈπΉοΈοΈοΈπΉοΈοΈοΈπΉοΈοΈοΈπΉοΈοΈοΈπΉοΈοΈοΈπΉοΈοΈοΈπΉοΈοΈοΈ
ππππ πππππ πππππππππππ ππ.πππ ππππππππ π πππ ππππ πππππ ππ ππππ ππ πππ-
Mc: "OKAY LISTEN HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKER, IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE I'LL SHOW YOU HOW THE HELL I'M STILL ALIVE, NOW WHAT'S YOUR PREFFERED WAY TO DIE? MINES BEING STRANGLED-"
Satan: "Lucifer... How on earth did you choose this human.. Out of all people?"
Lucifer: "I was tired."
Sorry I've been away for a while, life is a pain sometimes :,)
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Mc: "SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN-"
Satan: "Explain what mc?"
Mc: "WHY DEMON MEN THAT ARE OLDER THAN ME ARE SO HOT BUT ALSO SO WHOLESOME AND NEED THERAPY?!!"
πππ ππππππππ ππππππ ππ π’ππ
Mammon: "Eh? Well of course I'm hot, Mc... Yeah...-"
Levi: "A.. A yucky otaku like me.. Hot? Pfft, no..-"
Satan: "I wouldn't necessarily say I'm hot mc."
Asmodeus: "well yes, I'm absolutely beautiful.. But thank you Mc dear!"
Beelzebub: "Hm? Oh, thank you Mc" ππππππ
Belphegor: "Hmmm? ... Oh thanks mc."
Lucifer: "MC, do you have to yell?"
Mc: "I swear to god you just completely proved my point-"
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πΌπ πππ πππππππ πππ πππππ πππππππππ ππππππππππ’ ππππππππ πππ ππππππ ππππ
Lucifer: "Are you quite alright mc?"
Mc: "I JUST GOT CHASED AROUND DEVILDOM FOR 2 HOURS JUST FOR GOING OUT TO GET SOME MILK, I DONT WANNA BECOME LIKE MY FRIENDS DADS-"
Asmodeus: "Firstly, your very loud my dear, secondly.. 2 hours you must need some beauty rest-"
Satan: "Why would you become like your friends dad's?"
Mc: " α΅α΅ ΚΈα΅α΅ βΏα΅α΅ α΅βΏα΅Κ· α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅ α΅Κ°α΅ Κ²α΅α΅α΅ ,ΚΈα΅α΅ α΅βΏαΆα΅Λ‘α΅α΅Κ³α΅α΅ α΅α΅β±βΏα΅Λ’,β± α΅α΅α΅α΅ α΅αΆ αΆ α΅βΏαΆα΅ "
Beelzebub: "I wanna know the joke please tell me-"
Mc: "Basically like Lucifer's father, he went to get the milk didn't he-"
Lucifer: "... He kicked us out of heaven mc-"
Mc: "you know what, I'm gunna go before I get killed again, bye-"
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Mc: "I hate everything and everyone. Life sucks, I suck everything just sucks."
Lil D. 2: "What the fuck, how am I meant to make someone who's already sad sad, how are you doing that,making me depressed I am a demon. Get yourself a fucking therapist why have I been assigned to you, you've already got one fucking foot in the grave-"
Mc, wheezing: "Welcome to Gen z humour my friend."
πππ ππππππππ ππππππ ππ π’ππ ,ππππππππ’ πππππππππ
Asmodeus: "Sweetheart I don't think that's humour-"
Mammon: "that's definitely not funny-"
Belphegor: "my question is.. What the fuck is wrong with the human world if Mc is like this-"
This is a huge shit post sorry :,)
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Mc when they get brought to Devildom: "So your telling me that I get to live in an awsome mansion with hot demons who probably couldn't care less about me and won't give me too much attention and won't criticise everything I do and won't yell at me just for taking something out of the fridge? Nah, I'm not staying here for a year, I'm staying here forever. "
Diavolo: "I-"
Lucifer: "Oh no."
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Mc, walking into the hall after being called there: "I am sad, tired and about to lose it, someone better be dead, or someone's about to be."
Mammon: "Uh.. H-human?"
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πΏπππ 4... π¨πππ πͺπ π¦ πππ₯ π€πππ π π π₯πππ πππππππ πͺπ π¦ πππππ₯π
πππ ππππππππ πππ ππ πππππ, πππ ππ‘πππππ’ ππππ πππ π πππ ππ πππ’ πππ ππ.
Levi: "W-Well they can't really leave us... Can they?"
Lucifer: "I'm afraid they can."
Mammon: "Well we havta' stop em', don't we?!"
Satan: "logically we can't keep them against their own will...but we could try talking to them."
π»ππππππ ππππππππ’ πππ π πππππππ ππππ π³ππππππ: "their with Diavolo, ready to leave."
Mammon: "well c'mon! We have to get them."
πππ πππ π’πππ ππππ πππ π,πππππππ π³ππππππ: "Thank you.."
π»πππ,πππππππ ,ππππππ πππ π±πππππππ ππππ ππππ π’ππ ππππ
Luke: "thank you Mc.. For everything... I'll make sure to visit often..!"
Simeon: "Thank you.. I've enjoyed our time spent together Mc."
Soloman: "Thank you, Mc... You've shown me things I didn't think I'd see."
Barbatos smiled sadly: "Thank you.. I enjoyed drinking tea with you, we'll make sure to visit as much as we can"
πΉπππ ππ πππ ππππππ ππππ ππ πππ πππππ ππππ ππππππ,πππ ππππππππ πππππ πππππππ πππ ππππ ,πππππππ .
The brothers: "MC..!!"
Asmodeus: "Please don't leave us Darling-"
Beelzebub: "Don't leave us Mc, please"
Mammon: "Please! I'll stop being annoying, I'll stop taking your stuff, I'll stop asking for money-"
πππ ππππππ ππ πππ ππππππππ πππππ’: "you keep pretending I'm someone I'm not... I'm sorry I can't-"
πΌπππππ ππππππ π’ππ,πππ πππππ ππππππππ πππππ πππ ππππ, πππππ ππππ πππππππ π ππ πππ πππ ππ π πππππ πππ πππ ππππ ππ πππ
Belphegor: "MC no... You can't"
Satan: "We're begging you Mc-"
πππ πππππππ π’πππππππ ππππ πππππ ππππ,πππππππ ππ ππππ: "Goodbye..."
π’ππ πππππππ ππππ πππ ππππππ ππ π’ππ ππππππ πππ ππππππππ π’πππ π’πππ ππππ: "... And thank you."
And this is the end my friends, I shall see you in the next series! You can always send me suggestions
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Part 3 my friends because we all love a little bit of sad stuff don't we?
π‘ππ£π₯ 3 π π πͺπ π¦ πππ₯π₯πππ πππ π π π₯πππ πππππππ πͺπ π¦ πππππ₯π
π’ππ πππππππ ππ π³ππππππ'π ππππππ ππππ, π ππππππ ππ ππ π’ππ πππππ π ππππ 'ππππ ππ'
π³ππππππ πππππππ π’ππ π πππ π πππππ: "Hello Mc! How're you today? Any reason you're here?"
π’ππ ππππππ ππ π’ππ πππ πππ π πππππππ ππ πππ ππππ ππ π πππππ: "I'm sorry to interrupt you but, can I ask a question?"
Diavolo: "Of course!"
π’ππ ππππππ πππ π ππ π’πππ πππ ππππππ πππ’πππ: "can I... Can I go back?"
π³ππππππ ππππππ πππ ππππ: "I'm.. I'm not sure what you mean, mc."
π’ππ ππππππ ππ ππ πππ: "can I go back... To the human world...?"
π³ππππππ ππππππ πππππ πππ πππππππ: "I mean, we can't exactly keep you here against your will... But is there anything that's provoked this?"
Mc: "the brothers.. They don't see me as me. They see me as Lilith, just her Replacement.. Or something like that. They've called me Lilith before, compared me to her...i don't think I can be an imposter anymore, I don't want to sit in lilith's place..."
π³ππππππ ππππππ πππ,πππ ππππππ πππππππ’: "...you can pack your stuff whenever your ready mc.. But do expect weekly visits from me and some of the others... Especially Luke."
πππ ππππππ πππππ’...π’ππ π πππ πππππ ππππ..πππ π’ππ π πππ πππππππ ππππ ππ π’πππ πππππ ππππ..ππ π³πππππππ,πππ πππππ π’ππ ππππ ππππππ ππππ πππ π π ππππ...ππππ’ ππ ππππππ π πππ πππππππππ. : "Thank you.. Diavolo. You gave me one of the best experiences of my life. Try not to overwork yourself while I'm gone..."
π³ππππππ ππππππππ ππππππ π’ππ ππππ πππππ ππ. πππ ππππππ πππ,ππππππππ πππ ππππ πππππ. π·π π ππππ ππππππ π’ππ ππππ πππ ππππππ,πππ π πππ ππππ ππ πππ πππππ ππ πππππππππππ ππ πππππ πππππππ.
π³ππππππ πππ£ππ ππ πππ ππππππ ππππ πππππ π’ππ ππππ...π’ππ π πππ ππππππ’ πππππππ..π·π ππππππ ππππππ π»ππππππ.
π’ππ π πππππ πππππππ πππ πππππ ππππ, ππππππ π’πππ πππππ πππ πππ ππππππ πππ/πππ π’πππ πππππππππ/ππππππππππ.
π’ππ ππππππ ππ πππ ππππ..π’ππ ππππ’ππ πππ π ππππππ πππππ ππππ ππ‘ππππππ πππ ππππ π ππ ππππ. π’ππ π πππππ πππππ πππ πππππ π ππππππ, ππππππππ ππ ππππ’ ππ ππ’ ππππ πππ ππππππππ ππππππ π’ππ π πππ ππ π’πππ ππππ πππ πππππ ππ ππππ ππ π’πππ ππππππππππ.
π»ππππππ πππ ππ πππ ππππ ππππππππ..ππππππππ πππππ π’ππ,ππππππ πππ π³.π³.π³ πππ£π£ππ ππ πππ ππππ. ππ ππ ππππππ ππ ππ,ππππππ ππ π ππ ππ ππππππππ ππππ ππππ π³ππππππ,ππ ππ ππππππππππ’ ππππππ ππ ππ. "Oh, hello My lord-"
Diavolo: "Have you checked up on Mc after they got home?"
Lucifer: "..no, why? Did something happen to them?"
π³ππππππ π ππ ππππππ πππ π ππππππ: "they want to go back to the human world, Lucifer."
π»ππππππ πππ πππππ,πππ πππππ ππππ ππ πππππ πππ π ππππππ: "...and you said they could, didn't you?"
Diavolo: "I'm Afraid so, but sadly we can't keep them against their will-"
π»ππππππ πππ πππ πππ: "I'm sorry my Lord, I must inform my brothers."
ππ ππππ ππ, ππππππππππ’ πππππππ ππ πππ ππππππ ππππ. ππ ππ π πππππ ππ ,πππ ππππππππ ππππππ ππ πππ
Satan: "Someone steal something?" ππ ππππππππ
Lucifer: "MC wants to leave. They want to go back to the human world."
πππππππ πππππππ ππππππ πππ ππππ.
Mammon: "they want to what...?"
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Angst part 2 because you suffer with me. π¨πππ πͺπ π¦ πππ₯ πππ π¦π‘ π π π₯πππ ππ ππ‘ππ£πππ πͺπ π¦ π₯π πππππ₯π
πΌπππππ πππππππ ππ π’πππ πππππππ ππππ: "Hey.. Human, are you alright?"
Mc: *πππππππ* "go away Mammon..."
ππ π ππ ππππππππ’ πππππππ ππ ππππ πππππ π’ππ πππ'π πππππππ’ ππππ πππ ππ ππ ππ ππ’: "do you want anything to eat-"
Mc: "..no thank you mammon, I'll have something later.. I just don't want to talk or see anyone right now, sorry.."
πΌπππππ πππππ ππππ π’ππ π πππ ππππππππ’ πππππ,πππ ππππ ππ ππππ'π π πππ ππ πππππ’ π’ππ
You sat in your room, wondering why the brothers thought you were like Lilith...: "I'm not Lilith, I'm Mc... Did everything we've been through mean nothing.. Am I just another Lilith? Do I even belong here?... Ugh, to many questions without answers... Maybe I should talk to Diavolo about this, I could ask to go back to the human world." πππ πππ πππππππ ππππ π πππππππ π’ππ ππππ πππππππππππ π ππππππ ,πππππππ ππ π πππ πππ ππππ ππππππ πππππππ πππ ππ π’πππ ππππ, πππ’πππ πππ ππ ππ πππππππ ππ π’ππ πππ ππ.
πΉπππ ππ π’ππ πππππππ πππ πππππ ππππ,π’ππ πππππ π ππππππππππ πππππ πππππ π’ππ
Lucifer: "Mc, where are you going?"
Mc: "...Im going out, if you have a problem with that, talk to Diavolo."
π’ππ ππππ ππππ, πππππππ ππ πππ ππππ πππππ ππππππ π ππππππ πππ ,ππππππππ πππ ππππ ππππππ π’ππ. πππ ππππππππ πππ πππππ ππππππππ’ , πππππππ ππ πππ πππ ππππππ ππππ ππππ ππ π»ππππππ
Levi: "D-did Mc..just... Talk back to Lucifer?"
π±ππππ£ππππ ππππππ ππ πππ ππππ ππππ ππ πππ ππππππππ: "Maybe they got annoyed... To them, all you see them as is another lilith."
Asmodeus: "Oh dear, how could they think that?"
Mammon: "Eh? How would you know?"
Beelzebub: "I heared them speaking to themselves after you spoke to them mammon, lots of questions.."
Satan: "it's most likely nothing. They probably just went to get some fresh air."
π¨ππ₯π πͺπ π¦
π°π π’ππ π πππππ πππ πππππππ ππ π³πππππππ π’ππ ππππππ ππππππ,ππππππ ππ πππππ’ ππππ ππ πππ πππππππ’. πππ ππππππ ππ π’ππ πππππππ π’πππ ππππππππππ/πππππππππ ππ π ππππ ππππππππππ π’πππ π ππ’ ππ πππ π³ππππππ.
ππ π’ππ π πππππ ππ ,π’ππ π πππ πππππππ ππ’ π±πππππππ
Barbatos: "Oh, hello there Mc, what brings you here?
Mc: "Is Diavolo here? Sorry, I just want to talk to him."
Barbatos: "Oh of course.. He's in his office, I suspect you already know where that is?"
Mc: "yes thank you."
Part 3 maybe coming soon
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π·πππ ππππ ππππ πππππ!:
π¨πππ πͺπ π¦ πππ₯ π€πππ π π π₯πππ ππ ππ‘ππ£πππ πͺπ π¦ π₯π πππππ₯π
Beelzebub after you helping him with something: "your so kind Mc! You remind me so much of lilith! Now let's go eat, I'm hungry."
πππ©π₯ πππͺ:
Lucifer: "MC, I know you must've heard this alot,but your relation to lilith really shows-"
π’ππ πππ ππ ππππ πππ πππππ πππ πππππ, π’ππ ππππ'π π πππ ππ ππππ ππππ πππππ’.
Lucifer: "Hm?"
Satan: "how odd."
πππππ π πππ πππ’π ππ πππππ ππππππππ ππ ππππππ:
π’ππ π πππ πππ πππ π ππ πππ ππππππ ππππ, πππππππππ πππππππ πππππππππ
Levi, walking in: "Hey Lilith, wanna play games with me?"
π’ππ ππππππ ππ ππππ π’πππ π³.π³.π³: "I'm not lilith. For Diavolo's sake."
Asmo: "Mc, sweetheart, it's a simple mistake! Plus what do you expect-"
π’ππ πππ πππ πππππ πππ: "No! It's not a 'simple mistake' I'm not lilith, does the time we spent together before you all knew I was her decentant mean nothing?! Come on, I'm so sick of this."
π’ππ πππ ππ πππ ππππππ ππ π’πππ ππππ, π’ππ π πππ πππππ’ππ, πππ ππππππππ πππππ πππ ππππ.
(I might make a part 2,I'll see!)
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incorrect obey meee!
Mc, walking in looking frustrated: "I am this close from murdering someone"
ππππ’ ππππ ππ ππππ’ ππππ πππππ πππππ‘ ππππππ πππ πππππ ππππππππ
Satan: "MC you're meant to leave a little space between the two-"
MC: "why do you think I'm late home?"
ππππ’ πππππππ ππππππ πππππππ ππ πππππ ππππ
Satan: "..."
Mammon: "Wait human-"
Lucifer: "Oh for Diavolo's sake..."
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Incorrect obey me quotes!
Mc, Running into the dining hall: "WELCOME BACK TO 3 EASY WAYS TO COMMIT ARSON... wait wrong show-"
Lucifer: "MC.. Are you quite alright?"
Mc: "Mhm!" πππππ πππ
Some annoying demon, shouting at Beelzebub: "OH YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING-"
πππ ππππππππ ππππ πππππ πππππ’ ππ ππππ ππππ πππππ ππππππ π’ππ π πππ ππ πππππππ π πππππ’ πππππππ ππππ ππππ πππ
Mc: "Break his dreams and I break your knees."
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