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traditionallymodern · 18 minutes ago
The Official Jedi view on politics is that they try not to interfere and do not trust politicians, but if they are running out of options on how to settle an issue they will tell Padme Amidala what is going on and just unleash her onto their problems
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traditionallymodern · 10 hours ago
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not long now until the bad batch becomes the dad batch 
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traditionallymodern · 10 hours ago
Obi-Wan: Maul, do you mind lending me a hand with this?
Maul: You already took both my legs, kenobi, what the fuck else do you want from me?
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traditionallymodern · 10 hours ago
Hi! May I please request Cody handing the lightsaber back to an adorably blushy Obi-Wan?
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Obi Wan's puppy eyes have no effect on his commander
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traditionallymodern · 11 hours ago
y’all imagine if Crosshair loses an eye
that would be wild
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traditionallymodern · 11 hours ago
Happy Indigenous People's Day!!
Here are some Indigenous owned brands to support, and some wonderful artists to follow/support as well! I've linked websites where possible, and instagrams for those that don't have websites.
Manitobah Mukluks
Her Braids (also the author of Nibi's Water Song)
Born In the North
Urban Native Era
Reclaim your power
Moccasin Mama
Kokom Scrunchies
Winston Paul Co
Eighth Generation
Beyond Bucksin
Oxdx Clothing
Lauren Good Day
Section 35
The Rez Life
Akiska Clothing
Scarlett Designs
Skin Care/Soap/Makeup:
Mother Earth Essentials
Bison Star Naturals
Cheekbone Beauty
Satya Organic
Blendedgirl Cosmetics
Sisters Sage
Skwálwen Botanicals
Yukon Soap Company
Niá:wen Skincare
Sequoia Soaps
Ocean Kiana
Prados Beauty
Jack 59 Inc
Raven Reads
Xalish Medicines
SheNative Goods
Unorthodox Yukon (collective of Yukon artists)
Summer Solstice Indigenous Festival Marketplace (virtual marketplace hosting products and arts created by Indigenous artisans from across Turtle Island)
LotusnSage holistics
Lodge Soy Candles
Westcoast Wildflowers
Harvest Moon Designs
AK Cloudberry
Jennifer Lawes
Only Child Handicrafts
Beading Bizhiki
Golden Eye Designs
Blu Hummingbird
Terry Dactel
Sage and Cedar Studio
Monarch Beadwork
Mo Thunder
White Otter Design
Alli Matchett Beadwork
Lisa Beading
The Birch Trail
Culture Shock Jewellery
Sun and Sea Encasings
Raven's Beaded Creations
Busy Bees Beading
Makwa Ikwe Designs
Penawapskewi Designs
Second Aura
Angel Baribeau
Buffy Sainte-Marie
N'we Jinan
Cody Coyote
Troy Kingi
Snotty Nosed Rez Kids
Once A Tree
The Halluci Nation
Bobby Sanchez
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traditionallymodern · 11 hours ago
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traditionallymodern · 12 hours ago
Cake asks
Vanilla : Are you single?
Chocolate : Do you like the rain?
Red velvet: Favourite food?
Carrot: What's your favourite app on your phone?
Coffee: Book that reminds you of your childhood?
Victoria sponge: Favourite accessory?
Marble: Favourite time of day?
Lemon: Opinions on snails
Birthday : what month were you born?
Cupcake: Do you enjoy swimming?
Cheesecake: Best time to wake up?
Brownie: a band/artist you used to like but don't anymore?
Cinnamon: Describe your aesthetic
Ice cream : do you like cold weather?
Fruit cake: Favourite Holiday?
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traditionallymodern · 12 hours ago
𝗟𝗼𝗸𝗶: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I’M SORRY)
𝗠𝗼𝗯𝗶𝘂𝘀: …What was that?
𝗟𝗼𝗸𝗶: Remorse code.
𝗠𝗼𝗯𝗶𝘂𝘀: i’m actually angrier now
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traditionallymodern · a day ago
when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters
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traditionallymodern · a day ago
ahsoka: i made everyone a tie for father’s day. :)
obi-wan, anakin, plo:
ahsoka: masters? why are you crying?
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traditionallymodern · 2 days ago
My favorite screenshots from TOH S2EP2:
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Him. Also realistic tears from yawning!
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God she looks so cool w/ that cape tho
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Knight In Shining Amor!!! <3
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Most underrated frame of this scene
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Yes I know about The Double Blush Tm BUT LOOK AT THISSS
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shhh they’re sleeping
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why is she so freaking cute sdjkhagljsdghlals
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traditionallymodern · 2 days ago
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I’m not the only one who flashed back to this scene when Alador spoke, right?
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traditionallymodern · 2 days ago
A surprising number of people seemed to like what I had to say about Separate Tides, so let's do it again with Escaping Expulsion! Again, no profound insights or deep analysis here, just some of my thoughts.
Wow, Odalia, it only took you two minutes to make me hate your guts, bravo!
Incidentally, after hearing Odalia call Amity "Mittens," that nickname is officially ruined for me.
The fact Amity keeps the Grom photo on her at all times ❤
Luz giving me flashbacks to the Avatar intro
Of course Lilith is a teacher's pet. And of course it's adorable.
I didn't know "tool" as an insult was allowed on kids' shows, but then again Gravity Falls did get away with "McSuckit," so...
My boy Gus is becoming a man! Love that for him!
As disturbing as that fairy pie is (can't wait to see what @dtdynasty does with that, btw), it's a very sweet gesture, especially if Amity made it herself.
The fact Odalia had Amity come along just to witness the expulsion 🤬
Ah, Alador, you're almost endearing enough to make me forget you're a terrible father.
I know it's mostly played for laughs, but Bump does seem genuinely heartbroken about having to expel Luz, Willow, and Gus.
Willow watering the tree with her tears 💔
I can empathize with Amity in this situation. Gathering up the courage to stand up to a domineering parental figure is hard.
The animators knew exactly what they were doing putting Luz in that pose. Prove me wrong.
More Lulu and Hootcifer! Fuck yeah.
I do appreciate that Luz encounters the abomination butler and almost immediately gives it a cat face. By extension, I also appreciate that Amity sees the cat face and immediately knows who stopped by.
I had heard the comparisons made between the Blights and Tony Stark, and considering their main business I can see it.
Considering how much Odalia is enjoying tormenting poor Luz, I think the show really wants me to hate her. To which I shall oblige.
I never knew or even thought about what the Hexside uniform looked like without the cowl until this episode.
Happy to see Willow's dads have more screen time. Maybe more than a few seconds in future episodes?
At least we know that Glasses Dad is the Cool Dad.
"Luz is in trouble!" "Again!"
The way they argue about how to break into the building is a nice moment. Ironically, the way they bicker actually makes me believe their friendship.
Ed and Em coming in with the assist (and "Hex me" signs) is likewise a good sibling/family moment.
The whole "Stay away from my Luz!" moment...I have further words, but I'll need another post (and some screencaps) for that.
Also, Amity, goddamn-ity! Be the badass you were destined to be!
Overall great Lumity content in this one.
I saw a few rumblings about Luz not being the one to figure out the whole combining glyphs thing, but I'm honestly okay with it. As smart and clever as Luz is, it's important to remember that Eda and Lilith still have 40+ years of experience using magic, and they were both shown to be strong academically, so it makes sense for them to make such discoveries.
As weird as it sounds, seeing Odalia and Alador talk post-demo, I think they actually genuinely love each other. It would be more endearing if they weren't such shitty parents.
While I wasn't charmed by the Golden Guard in the last episode like everyone else seemed to be, I actually liked his presence here. The veiled threat wrapped inside the gift of financial support was rather brilliant. It somehow hadn't occurred to me that what Blight Industries was doing was tantamount to building a private army, but in hindsight that's actually quite obvious.
One last thing: I find it interesting that Blight Industries, as successful and lucrative as it is, is, in fact, a subsidiary of the Abomination Coven. I wonder how that'll come into play later...
Okay, that's it for now. I think later I'll talk about Amity's dramatic entrance and why that was the perfect moment for Luz to realize her crush on Amity.
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traditionallymodern · 2 days ago
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Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
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traditionallymodern · 2 days ago
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so ready for this crush to be reciprocated omfg
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traditionallymodern · 3 days ago
Have I mentioned today how much I Love the Mobius-Loki friendship?
Because I do.
A Lot.
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traditionallymodern · 3 days ago
goodnight to original trilogy fans, girls who relate a little too much to anakin skywalker, people whose favorite movie is rogue one, everyone who thinks rebels is good despite (or because of!) the animation, people who know the names of the clones in the 501st, everyone who's had a crush on luke skywalker, lesbians in love with any female star wars villain, people who cry while watching revenge of the sith, and everyone who watched the sequels but has no idea what the plot was
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traditionallymodern · 4 days ago
Star Wars Characters vs Zoom Calls:
𝗢𝗯𝗶 𝘄𝗮𝗻: The one dressed from the top half perfect, wearing pajama pants on the bottom. Def has a cup of hot tea while taking the call, will wait till the calls complete to do anything else. Might multitask but usually sits there listening. Camera on most of the time unless background distractions Anakin. He’s tired as hell and usually doesn’t let that show, but has once fallen asleep during the call, Cody won’t let him live that down
𝗔𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻: Camera off the entire time. Doesn’t pay attention at all, usually multitasking like doing the dishes or just not even there. Talking to someone else in the call, the person who accidentally unmutes and has the funniest conversations. Literally only answers for attendance then never talks again. No one even knows if he’s there
𝗣𝗮𝗱𝗺𝗲: Very attentive, camera on to show off that fit if nothing else. Talks off mute if she has something to say, rarely uses the chat. She might even be the host if the call is for Senate shit or just a group meet up. Drinks tea or Coffee while on call, doesn’t eat tho. Anakin might be in the back of the calls for security of course
𝗔𝗵𝘀𝗼𝗸𝗮: Standard high school zoomer, camera off the entire time, if she needs to talk it’s on the chat not off mute. She’ll try to pay attention but is often distracted by something else, always has music playing and is either texting Bariss or talking to Anakin or Rex. She might also be the kid who takes her call fucking Everywhere she goes, always in the move or in the car
𝗥𝗲𝘅: Only allowed in because Anakin doesn’t pay attention at all and someone needs to know what’s going on. Camera off but might turn it on. Almost always muted because of course his brothers are screaming off screen why wouldn’t they, it’s not like this is super important Fives. Many a times one of his brothers embarrassed him off mute, so he tries to take calls somewhere quiet, but it sometimes doesn’t work out
𝗟𝘂𝗸𝗲: The Best™️ person on zoom. Starts off with camera always on but slowly keeps it off more and more. Usually in pajamas, might be eating cereal. Absolutely the type of person to show off their kid or pet on the zoom, ends up ten minutes of him showing them off to everyone
𝗟𝗲𝗶𝗮: Always somehow looking perfect it’s Leia how could she not perfectly dressed, not that you’d see that cause she always has the camera off. attentive but not obnoxious, best person to help during a school project, always the presenter. Might be in her phone texting her friends, but no ones calling her out on it
𝗛𝗮𝗻: he didn’t join, didn’t give a shit to
𝗟𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼: no one knows how he got in, this isn’t even his class???? who invited him here????? either way, he somehow knows some of the answers, and is always making jokes in the chat, the funny kid
𝗣𝗼𝗲: Pretty similar to Luke, makes jokes with everyone, teachers favorite, the smart but laidback kid, keeps the camera on but facing towards the ceiling, he has the gaming set up and you can just barely hear like Minecraft being played in the background
𝗥𝗲𝘆: The eager one, arrives early to the class, attempts to answer all the questions, dressed up really nice, camera on but mic off. Not often distracted, but can be spotted talking to someone off screen, wears earbuds to class as not to disturb others
𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗻: Top marks, Poe’s best friends and the kid everyone likes, pretty quiet but smart as hell, even teachers genuinely like this kid. His call might be randomly interrupted by Poe coming in and chatting before leaving and embarrassing the hell outta Poe. Arrives right in time, and eats a granola bar during class
𝗞𝘆𝗹𝗼: He wasn’t invited. He’s only here because Snoke said he had to come, no one even knows why he’s here he doesn’t even respond. He isn’t in any of the the group chats, only has his camera on if he has to, wears black always, he’s late everyday. If he has to come off mute, he doesn’t mute himself without at least one comment about Hux
𝗛𝘂𝘅: Everyone hates him cause he’s obnoxiously perfect and brags about it. Arrives even earlier than Rey, makes snide remarks to Poe and Finn, doesn’t get into trouble for it. Answers all the questions always, will interrupt other kids. He’s low key really tired and stressed about his work load, not that he’s let you see that.
𝗣𝗮𝗹𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲: Set the zoom at 7 am just to fuck with everyone.
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traditionallymodern · 7 days ago
ahsoka, putting a sticker on anakin’s arm: look, you’re a pear :)
anakin, voice cracking: thanks, i guess.
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