randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.
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happy 420
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AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel
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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning
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this man’s description of his wife in a newspaper article is gonna make me cry
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My girlfriend is turning 32 soon…
I’ve told her not to get her hopes up. “After all,” I say, “we’re only going to celebrate it for half a minute” when she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out “This is your thirty-second birthday”
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hey . are you using that boy for anything or can i borrow it
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its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll
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The majority of my old original Homestuck fansongs are now available wherever you listen to music, including Apple Music, Youtube, Tiktok, and Spotify!
Including songs like Red, the original version of Shut Me Down, Call for Me/Answer Me, and Hymn of the Horrorterrors.
Listen to it on Spotify here!
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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff
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what
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literally unbelievable that its been 15 years 😭😭😭
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where's the screenshotsofdespair tumblr account when you need it
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