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Social anxiety has me thinking dumb stuff like “if I go in this store when they’re closing in an hour the employees will hate me and want to kill me” which is especially dumb to think bc I worked retail before, it’s only like the last 20 minute that they want to kill you

#yea

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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

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Bothering the beast

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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alright trans ppl we're returning to the fucking sea until shit gets better lets go everyone

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

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when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.

#what a combo

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🦐A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TO JOBS, WHO LOVES HER KIDS BUT NEVER STOPS🦐

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have you joined the chronic pain club today? it's not too late!