I have a dent in my head.
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People will be homophobic and eat banana nut muffins in the same sentence.
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I am no longer filtering my thoughts. Sweet potatoes are basically oversexualized carrots.
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My oven.
Oh to be sleepy and crawl into bed with someone who's warm and safe and you know will take care of you in all the right ways
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How long does it take to melt a turkey into a scrimptious and forgivable beverage
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cheesecake empanada
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There is nothing wrong with eating wood.
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Is it funny, or is it more like a tumblr post?
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Wanting to be alive usually sounds like an insane fantasy.
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Pestilence is on your skin, and on mine too. It's no reason to be picky.
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Tumblr has the same energy as one of those Nevada casino/hotels with one door and no windows that smells like smoke and depression.
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when will Hollywood stop trying to force their sensual peepee aesthetic on us normal people?
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I have a dent in my head. There's nothing wrong with eating wood.
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Man is a genderless biped.
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Jon Arbuckle/Jon Arbuckle mpreg.
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Hell is a place in my apartment.
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Is it okay to give up on a relationship if you can tell/feel they're going to give up on you eventually?
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