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Riot: he... has a motorcycle? Alright I’ll give you that one. That’s sick.

Venom’s talk about being considered a loser on his planet, his quick fondness for Eddie, his pleasant surprise when Eddie first called them “we,” and his sudden switching of sides all lead me to conclude that like in the comics, movie!Venom is a big romantic sap that wanted a fairytale symbiosis with a perfect host and all the other reind- Klyntar can’t even deal with his nonsense.

No wonder Riot was so keen on finding him and getting him back on Plan Let’s Get Ready to Invade These Assholes. It’d been six months since he’d seen Venom, and he just knows that without supervision that fucking jackass has gone and fallen in love with the first son of a bitch that didn’t die on him and talked to him halfway decently and now he’s not gonna want to conquer the planet.

And sure enough, he’s not even surprised when Venom turns up all traitorous and married. He gives him one, fleeting chance to get in the fucking rocket, you lunatic, and then he’s just gonna fucking eat him. He’s tired of this, Venom. Absolutely done with this shit.

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Venomsona - Powersite | Commissioned by ArachnoVolt

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So ehat if i one-upped the entire Marvel Fandom by making not one, but THREE nearly identical twitter fics that function like a choose your own adventure novel ehete you tead the first fic snd then decide which storyline you wanr to follow and then go read the corresponding sequel?????

Cause.... i have two really good ideas........... and i want to write both.............. and they cant exist in the same foc because i think poor Peter would jusg Straight Up Diie from drama overdose.

Only one Spider-Man centric mutual pining identity reveal “how do i merge these two parts of my life” slowburn relationship per fic! Thats the limit!!!!

Like christ in the one im already writing he managed to get into a love triangle WITH HIMSELF! Full stop “i like this guy but hes in love eith my superhero alter ego and i dont know how to tell him that hes actually in love with me cause he kind of hates me but idk its kinda hot but if he knew who i was he’d be way too hero-worship-y and treat me like sone kind of porcelain doll when really what i want is the PASSION, the RAW EMOTION, the ADRENALINE AGDKSIXNDJ PUNCH ME IN THE GODDAMN FACE AND TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!!!!”

And now im condidering a branching timeline that would put him in a forbidden romance with someone his father figure/boss/mentor/tech supplier REALLY does not approve of for various valid reasons but like consider: the narriative potential of loving someone so much that you change your entire life because they ginslly convinced you that you are wirth taking care of, worth loving, worth valuing and HHHHHHH IM SOFT FOR THESE LADS

AND ALL OF IT GOES DOWN ON TWITTER FIR EVERYONE IN THE WORLD TO SEE.

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Reminder for kater if i ever getting around to writing this one: a group of young interns cloxk them IMMEDIATELY and try their best to subtly help keep things chill,

so now there is a unsuspecting film crew, Eddie and V trying to make sure no one notices them, and like 3 18-19 year old film production students trying to make sure no one notices V while also trying to make sure Eddie doesnt notice them helping

And all of them have dofferent reasons for not wanting Eddie to know too. Like one is intimidated, one just doesnt want to deal with Eddie knowing that thry know, and one just happens to have a HUGE hero-worship crush and is incredibly shy about it.

And at the end the third kid puts in thrir jacket and finds so ething in the pocket and its a note that says “thanks for the save -Venom” with a lil goo baby doodle and the kid just SCREAMS

The network convinces Eddie to film a special, despite his switch to writing. Now he and Venom have to get through this assignment without traumatizing his shiny new film crew.

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Couldnt decide what fanfic to write. Thrn i realized i cound shove all my ideas into one hellish google doc

The doc is named Twiiter and im keeping that typo

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The thing about Venom is it only works if you accept and embrace that this is a weird and self-indulgent corner of the greater canon.

Like it’s supposed to be weird and goofy and adorable! This is a Spider-Man villain who got enough attention and popularity for someone to say “yeah, I do want to make a story where this guy is the star!” And everyone followed suit because it’s genuinely a ridiculously good concept: alien that has to coexist in a human’s body that just so happens to feed of a chemical that is found in human brain matter and chocolate and coincidentally is released when you think about things you love and/or have sex.

And they fight crime and eat evil people and hold a really petty grudge against a superhero and have like 6 kids who they really hate except the youngest cause that’s just how youngest siblings end up.

It’s not supposed to be gritty dark and action packed, it’s supposed to fuel your inner monsterfucker and make you feel warm and fuzzy inside but also melancholy at times was because they JUST CANT GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

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Ooh!!! I’m not especially familiar with this character but she seems super neat!

Silk Live-Action Marvel Series in the Works at Sony Pictures Television

“Variety has learned that Sony, which controls the rights to the Spider-Man universe, is developing a live-action series centered on Silk. Lauren Moon is in talks to write. Like Silk, Moon is Korean-American. Her past credits include the Freeform series “Good Trouble” and the Netflix series “Atypical.”

Phil Lord and Chris Miller are executive producing under their Lord Miller production banner along with former Sony Pictures Entertainment head Amy Pascal. Sony Pictures Television, where Lord Miller is under a rich overall deal, will produce. No network or streaming service is currently attached, but sources say Amazon is in talks to acquire the project, along with other potential Marvel series based on characters Sony controls…”

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#i wanna see it so bad but i know im just going to end uo dissapointed #even though literally no one else wants the movie to be what i want #and it has no canonical basis #but im such a fucking sucker for the ‘i love my big scary wife!!!’ trope and Cletus is a prine candidate

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...MCU fic writers know they can write Peter Parker as a confident and fashionable gnc trans man without making it weird and creepy and hypersexual... right????

Like yes he unironically listens to Doja Cat (so do I, she’s amazing) but he’s not going to rock up to an avengers function in fuckin pink bondage gear????? Pepper would kill him, first of all.

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The thing about Venom (2018) is that if they had cast an actor who played it straight, it would’ve just been a bad movie that made no lasting impression on any part of culture but instead they cast I-can’t-play-characters-straight-because-I-have-crooked-teeth Tom Hardy, who dives head fucking first into every role and is more concerned with doing a convincing job than he is about doing a good job, which is how you end up with a movie that is not particularly good but is actually unfathomable and completely batshit in a way that inspires tons of fanfic and fan art and created monsterfuckers out of many of us and remains such a strong sticking point that even if I just mention a lobster tank, you know and understand what I mean.

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if venom gets a sequel this is exactly what its going to be

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Ooh this opens up my very favorite idea

And that idea is “everyone in venom’s movieverse thinks Peter B is Really Fucking Stupid (or at least has terrible taste)”

Cause like I don’t know much about this guy.

But what I’ve seen has lead me to believe that the B stands for Bastard

Unfortunately for Peter B. Parker, this trip through the multiverse has dumped him in San Francisco. Fortunately, Peter may know somebody in town. Hopefully, that somebody isn’t going to kill him.

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Fun fact: I just got done re-reading one of my favorite pieces of writing of all time. It was a long rambling fanfic about a bunch of dudes helping aliens not die and getting rich off of it while everybody had lots of sex and there was a wedding in space and lots of talks about the semantics of fucking clones except no one really cared and they were just having the conversations so they could feel like they thought things through instead of having a whole bunch of near-strangers move across the country to take care of alien babies in a 3 million dollar house

It was fucking amazing

The most important writing lesson I ever learned was not in a screenwriting class, but a fiction class.

This was senior year of college.  Most of us had already been accepted into grad school of some sort. We felt powerful, we felt talented, and most of all, we felt artistic.

It was the advanced fiction workshop, and we did an entire round of workshops with everyone’s best stories, their most advanced work, their most polished pieces. It was very technical and, most of all, very artistic.

IE: They were boring pieces of pretentious crap.

Now the teacher was either a genius OR was tired of our shit, and decided to give us a challenge.  Flash fiction, he said. Write something as quickly as possible.  Make it stupid.  Make it not mean a thing, just be a quick little blast of words. 

And, of course, we all got stupid.  Little one and two pages of prose without the barriers that it must be good. Little flashes of characters, little bits of scenarios.

And they were electric.  All of them. So interesting, so vivid, not held back by the need to write important things or artistic things. 

One sticks in my mind even today.  The guys original piece was a thinky, thoughtful piece relating the breaking up of threesomes to volcanoes and uncontrolled eruptions that was just annoying to read. But his flash fiction was this three page bit about a homeless man who stole a truck full of coca cola and had to bribe people to drink the soda so he could return the cans to recycling so he could afford one night with the prostitute he loved.

It was funny, it was heartfelt, and it was so, so, so well written.

And just that one little bit of advice, the write something short and stupid, changed a ton of people’s writing styles for the better.

It was amazing. So go.  Go write something small.  Go write something that’s not artistic.  Go write something stupid. Go have fun.

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The lethal protector for the letter "V"

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SHURI + science, technology, & engineering 💡

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Spider-Punk  #Cosplay by thenewsmallville

Spider-Man (Hobart Brown) 

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I skipped right to reading fan fictions about peopke ive never heard of fucking around on Twitter and I think that’s the only good way to do it

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