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she proved it!!!

absolutely 💋✨

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please guys it’s been months, basically years, but i’m sexier than ever

#trust .. TRUSTTTTT #i have PROOFFFFF

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i’ve recently come down with a disease called RIMOE

running into my opps everywhere

#MOTHERFUCKERRRR CAN I LIVE ?? CAN I LIVVEEEEEE

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It's been so long bestie how are you doing love 🫶🏾

omg actually really crazy i’m in two situationships rn actively getting manipulated by a 5’7 man

however i’ve been looking extra sexy lately school is way too easy so i’m lowkey living it up

how are you doing babylove 🫶🫶🫶

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HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GODDHEHDHEH

#TBHE HEAVY BREATHING NOISES IM SCRNEISBFBSN

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someone TELL ME i did not just see gojo di-🤢🤢see gojo diiii🤢🤢🤢di-🤮🤮🤮

#HATE IT HATE IT HERE HATE IT HERE #genuinely refuse to believe it as long as he’s not decapitated it’s cool i promise guys he has rct #jjk 236

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THIS!

#like yeah i have a ‘free hour’ to do the chem homework w you but that is my s word prevention hour

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Lofted beds are of the devil

i actually love them but i did not want to become a temporary gymnast

#alex.answers

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just fell out of my LOFTED bed and my roommate and i both laughed so hard and she fucking peed herself and i almost vommed 😭😭

#like i’m fucking DYINNGGGGG #i was trying to lean out of bed and reach something on the floor #and i grabbed it but then one of my legs went up and next thing i know i’m literally stuck in a goddamn handstand #and i landed just fine but it was SOOO funny

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that’s my sugar plum skrunkly scribblydoinky bipsy tootsy badointy tiepnsy bip bop boppie goggiy dinty scruggly duggly big bampidointy dougly goopsie scaboinky pipupsy datootsit

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please i was at a little party last night and just friendly talking with this guy and he says “i just love the monotone way you speak” LOL

#it’s true i have a very monotone vocal fry and for some reason people LOVE it

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So damn ready for hoodies and cold nights.

#unfortunately it will be 100+° on wednesday so yes i’m ready for it to be 40 degrees and dark at 4pm

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lana del rey just strikes me as so odd idk anything about her music but i remember some controversy she was in a while back where she basically talked shit about other (mostly black) female artists and the whole thing was just WEIRD

one sentence really stood out to me as strange she said something along the lines of "there should be space in the industry for women like me, softer women, the kind of woman that says no but a man hears yes" ...... come again?

#one thing abt me is that i am an ldr HATER and an ldr fan hater

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suguru looks SOOO sexy when his life his going completely downhill i was crying but also chewing on my fist you get me ?

AUUUGGHH

#two of my favorite things on a man : back muscles and long black hair

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part 3

i’ve been building a collection of my favorite tiktok comments so i thought i’d share hopefully you softly push air out of your nose in response to at least one

#the punching one made me fucking cry 💀💀💀

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when ken pulled out his guitar i flinched because i wholeheartedly believed i was about to be serenaded with Wonderwall

#barbie