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real talk what the fuck is wrong with me
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"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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Bittern at the grocery store
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sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye
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toca144 · 12 hours
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you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative
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Weevil! This guy loves acorns.
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TODAY IS A HOLY DAY
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TIM WRIGHT & JAY MERRICK IN MARBLE HORNETS (2009-2014)
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Anna Haifisch
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BULLETS >>>
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you’re still gay and that’s final
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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
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in a kinder world i live in an i spy page
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Today's Seal Is: Vandalized
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