time-travel-and-madness

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#lol this is coca-cola

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the feeling of learning is legitimately so cool. there’s a little whoa sound effect that plays in your brain whenever you read a sentence that expands reality for you a tiny bit

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back in my day we didn't have youtube or tiktok if you wanted people to see your funny video you had to mail a VHS tape to ABC and pray for bob saget's approval

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orville peck is objectively the perfect celebrity all you know about his personal life is that he’s gay

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“May I?” “You may.”

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Psychically willing the transfem working at this coffee shop to realize that her very tall awkward coworker boy is Clearly Flirting with her

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Doing the Kubrick Stare at my Steam games list for a solid 20 minutes before deciding not to play anything

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It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

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I'm sorry but I can't help but find people who try to visit uncontacted tribes and get subsequently murdered a little bit morbidly funny. What did you THINK would happen...

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Found footage horror movie but instead of the monster attacking the crew it just steals the camera and the rest of the film is the crew chasing the monster to get the camera back

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i think this is the best tinder bio i’ve ever seen i can’t stop saying “new type of girl theyre testing out” to myself over and over

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ppl on the internet talking about stardew valley like “don’t get this animal there isn’t enough return on investment blah blah blah” you’re falling into the trap of being only worried about profits just like your old life working for joja! the farm is supposed to be relaxing and fun!! it’s your escape!! get/do whatever you want!

#stardew valley

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It’s funny when I say “we definitely need another lockdown” how people are like “that would tank the economy!!!!1!!” like I give a damn. My life as an immunocompromised person matters more than the economy, so do the lives of everyone else. I survived 2008. I’d be fine.

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i love earrings that are just made of or shaped like the most random shit. you could throw almost anything at me and i'll want it as a pair of earrings before it lands.

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#cats