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best ship dynamic is when they go from "you fool" (derogatory) to "you fool" (desperate)

#warring exes

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divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

#warring exes

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"Raiden and Kung Lao"

Mortal Kombat Legends

#truly you're doing good work #kung lao #raiden #beautiful actually #blessed.

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I hc that Lord Raiden wears his full coverage outfit because he is covered head-to-toe with tattoos, and I just needed to draw it. >:)

#accurate. #raiden

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American television is why Liu Kang's scalesona is a western dragon. Mystery mcfuckingsolved.

#mk shitposting #liu kang

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//first off, OP, your URL is flawless in combination with Quan “miserable sluts” Chi. There is no second. That is all.

Mortal Kombat: Conquest  - Quan Chi

#when your opening line is 'MISERABLE SLUTS' #honestly he was putting his literal entire cunt into this performance and it showed #the performance not the cunt #I could be wrong. #quan-chi #mk conquest

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Au where upon finding Mileena Kitana was Initially shocked and horrified but felt compassion for her clone who never asked to be created in the first place and felt compelled to help her and take her in and they grew close and became real sisters and ruled over a free and united outworld side by side and they all lived happily ever after the end

#this user gets it. #it's what we all want #mileena #kitana #YAAAAAAAAS SISTER POWER

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//y’ever think about Sonya Blade and just... sigh a little? 

#sonya blade #queen shit tbh. all of her #this is very not a shitpost #mortal kombat

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//WHY HIDE THIS GOLD IN THE TAGS?!

Hotaru in a nutshell.

#mk shitposting #not my shitpost but an excellent one #hotaru

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//how kould you say something so kontroversial?

Spelling things that start with a C with a K is the mortal kombat fandoms version of saying “everypony”

#no but it's true

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//taleena is super great because 

it just is. that’s all. it’s great.

#taleena #mileena #tanya #mortal kombat #this is not a shitpost.

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Sonya in most MK media: “We have a job to do, there is no time to be screwing around.”

Sonya in DOTR: I will fistfight God and win, get the fuck out of my way!

#sonya blade #mk shitposting

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Posting here due to the circumstances, but for anyone participating who isn't aware yet, LiuLao Week will be postponed this year. The ship week blog currently has that shadowban glitch on it that goes around sometimes, and despite multiple support requests to tumblr, I've so far had no luck getting it fixed. That means that the blog cannot receive private messages, but more importantly, all its posts are hidden from the tags (hence posting this here) and I am no longer notified when someone @s the blog, which means I could miss submissions. That's obviously no good, so I will be putting the event on hold for now and continuing to try to get the blog fixed (if anyone has tips please let me know!)

Not sure how long it will be, but I will give at least a week's notice once it is fixed for the new event to start (not gonna be like hey it's fixed, day 1 is tomorrow xD) In the meantime, enjoy your extra work time and thank you for understanding!

#promo #shaolin rowdy boys #liulao #reminder

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//one of us. one of us.

sorry im watching the new mortal combat movie and every single liu kang and kung lao interaction is gay as hell

"if we were to die, it was supposed to be together." BITCH HOW IS THAT IN ANY WAY STRAIGHT

#it is a truth universally acknowledged that these bitches gay good for them #shaolin rowdy boys

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what he says: heh heh heh heh ......... sorry

what he means: I can’t wait to watch these hot post-grads stunt on my ex

#warring exes #shang tsung #liu kang #rayden #johnny cage #sonya blade #mk shitposting

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i wish these looked a bit more polished U_U if i didnt post em as they are they wouldve Never left my wip folder. heres some sketchy laos for the soul

#kung lao #hi this is flawless #I will hear no complaints #perfect lad #the man the myth the legend the LAO #love him deeply good job OP great post #keep it up we love you

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The subtitler for MK2021

#shaolin rowdy boys #liulao #avi17