thranduilhatesapplejuice
thranduilhatesapplejuice
my 2 am, redbull-fueled, gramatically incorrect LOTR musings
i have two AP's to study for what am i doing with my life
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Thranduil: CEO of tech company, very rich, drives an obnoxiously neon pink car everywhere, has bedazzled lab glasses probably
Legolas: dad wants him be a STEM major but he secretly does theatre on the side and wants to major in theatre
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Pippin Took has probably
- climbed a flagpole
- cried because he couldn’t get down
Merry has probably
- dared Pippin to climb the flagpole
- tried throwing a rope up to Pippin because he thought it would help
Gandalf has probably
- had to call a fire brigade to get Pippin down from the flagpole
- “fool of a Took!”
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Gimli probably 
- has pictures of himself holding a fish in khakis
- makes really nice friendship bracelets
- used to use 3 in 1 strawberry smelling kids shampoo, conditioner and body wash until legolas and aragorn held an intervention for him and his haircare
- plays lavaboy and watergirl with legolas all the time. he is always lavaboy but he forgets sometimes and fails the level because he was looking at watergirl 
- gets really into knitting monogrammed sweaters for everyone in the winter
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(Walking out of class after getting back a grade)
Legolas: i did so bad, my dad’s gonna kill me :( what did you get
Gimli: a 79!
Legolas: that’s so good wow ur literally amazing i did so bad
Gimli: what did you get
Legolas: ...
Legolas: a 95 
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