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hi i really love your work its a comfort thing i read when im sad.can you do one were the reader bought some sort of magical drink kit was a joke at first but after she drunk it she grew a long fluffy cat tail and cat ears and claws and fangs of a cat the drink wears off after six months how would charater react.please do itachi and madara

Their Reaction To you Growing Cat Ears And Tail || Naruto characters x reader

Including : Itachi Uhiha, Madara Uchiha

A/n : Hello dear friend, I hope you're still around and you'll be able to read this fanfiction ! It was sent suring the Smutember 2023 so I didn't have time to write it but now as you can see I can ! 🥰

Warnings : no mention of gender for reader unless this one time I used "girlfriend" in Itachi's one, fluff fluff fluff

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Itachi Uchiha :

You were so ecstatic when you brought your little kit home. You couldn't wait to see what those magical drinks would turn you into. A little mermaid for 24 hours, a vampire for a week, invisible for 4 hours…

You were so excited that you didn’t read through everything, you eagerly took one of the little phials in your hand ready to bottom it up. For the first try it was the brownish liquid that caught your attention, it just looked like some cocoa and you were kinda craving something sweet so maybe…

But as soon as you drank it you felt something shift within you. First of all it didn’t taste at all like cocoa, nor sweet at all, more like some barbecue sauce for some reason.

You felt some tickles all over your head and backside also on your fingers and inside your mouth

Meanwhile you started frantically reading through the instructions to be sure about the creature and the time you’d be turned into. But before you could even decipher the paper your eyes locked on your reflect and you almost squeaked in purr ( hehe pure ) joy

“Oh that’s so CUTE !” so screamed jumping up and down, your hands shooting to touch the pretty ears standing proudly on your head “And so soft” you laughed in delight

Then your attention went to the fluffy cat and the amazing fangs you had ( fangs are the best thing in the world ) even your gaze shifted slightly, and you could even grow claws if you focused on them

After this moment of pure joy passed you dived back into the instructions and what was your surprise when you read that this effect wouldn’t waver in 6 months ! ( let’s be true I wouldn’t mind but for the sake of this fic reader is going to think otherwise )

Your legs took you faster than you though in the kitchen where you knew Itachi was surely doing the dishes, you knew he would be eager to help you whatever it might be

When you barged in the kitchen, you slightly forgot that he wasn’t prepared to see you like this “Itachi I might need your help with a little something…”

“Yeah what is it-” but then he turned around “Good heavens Y/n ! What are you playing at ? You almost gave me a heart attack” he said, but he was way more surprised than what he let you see

“What do you need help with ?” he said drying his hands, he didn’t know why but he just wanted to touch those cute ears “Can I touch those ?”

You nodded as he instinctively brought his hands to rub your silky ears “It says I’ll stay like this for 6 months… it’s just that I have a mission in a month and I can’t just go like this” you hoped he knew a way that would help you get back to normal before your mission

Though he only chuckled and he pulled you closer to his chest “Don’t tell me you hoped I’d help you after you decided to do this on your own, did you ?” he chuckled, he could be such a tease when he wanted, but of course he would always help you in the end

He slowly pushed you towards the living room, cuddling on the couch with a soft kitty girlfriend seemed all of a sudden very inviting. You let him guide you and lay you down on the soft cushion of your couch

“So are you going to help me ?” you asked once more

“Mmmh” he got comfortable next to you, his head nestling in your neck and he took a breath of your parfum “And what if I prefer keeping you like this a little while longer ?” he whispered, bringing a chuckle to bubble in your throat

“Then I’ll have to scratch your cloak to pieces” your answer brought a wide smile on his lips

“Ooh would you ?” he kissed your cheek softly, having you in his arms always had a de-stressing power over his soul, but now he didn’t know if it was the whole cat thing but he just wanted to stay here and feel you in his arms

“Maybe” you whispered back in his ear, sending shivers down his spine. His arms tightened around you pulling you impossibly closer. He shifted slightly to press a tender and loving kiss on your forehead

“Well then I think I can’t refuse to help such a fierce kitten now, can I ?” he teased, making your cheeks grow warm

“I’ll do everything for you, you know that” he added, as his hand played with your fluffy tail

You nodded against his chest “And I’ll do just as much for you” you spoke softly nuzzling against his chest

You didn’t know at this time how powerful this experience would impact Itachi at his core. Don’t worry he’ll help you get rid of those ears and tail in time for you to go on your mission. Through when you’ll get back you’ll be meeting another member to your little family, a pretty little kitten that he was going to modestly name Oliver

(( Yes I looked on Internet for this name, and yes it’s the most given one 😭 but it’s just so pretty ))

Madara Uchiha :

First of all he is way too protective of you to let you buy such stuff on his watch, so it’s needless to say that you did it on your own

The transformation in itself was surprising but you didn’t really mind. Who didn’t dream of being a cat ? 😍

The only thing you were stressed about was Madara’s reaction. You just knew he was going to call you reckless and tell you how dumb it was a dumb thing to do. Forgive him, he has already lost so much and he wasn’t planning on losing the light of his day

That’s why you tried to hide it, but you knew he was going to find out anyways

You hid your little ears under a hat. Though as you were about to get out of the bathroom you remembered something you weren’t supposed to forget : that newly fluffy tail of yours

How were you going to hide it- suddenly the door handle moved as someone tried to get inside “Y/n ? Are you in there ?” your man said from the other side of the door, he was surly about to wash his hand after coming back home from a little errand

“Y-yeah I’ll be out in a m-moment” your voice wavered and you mentally slapped yourself

As expected, your tone made him suspicious that something was happening there “Is everything okay ?” he said a bit louder and you almost jumped out of your skin

You pushed your hat further down on your head as if it could swallow you “Can you open the door please ?” he said, his tone demanding. He just wanted to make sure you were alright

As you unlocked the door though, you were quick go back to the edge of the bathtub to sit there, this way he wouldn’t be able to see you fluffy wriggling tail

Soon enough he entered, his eyes already daring all around the room until they locked on your sitting figure. He slowly made his way towards the sink to wash his hands even though his eyes remained on you

He knew you were hiding something “What were you doing here ?” he asked. He wouldn’t have asked if you weren’t just casually sitting on the edge of the bathtub ( it’s really a “when the imposteur of sus” 😂 )

You kept your mouth slightly closed as you answered him, mindful of the little fangs that would be protruding from your mouth otherwise, giving your little secret away “I was… brushing my teeth”

“The sink was dry” he simply said, not daring to bluntly tell you he knew you were lying

He took a step towards you, a storm of thoughts swirling in his head. He wasn’t used to you lying to him like this and he wondered if he was aloud to use his Sharingan on you to understand why the hell you were behaving like this

“Y/n” he warned, his eyes shining with worry “What is happening ?”

But then out of the corner of his eye he saw something move behind you and he jumped forward, his eyes impossibly widening “How did you- are you out of your mind !” he said. Poor mew mew was just incredibly worried

Once the surprise was over he couldn't help but sink on his knees and take you in his arms, breathing in your scent “Next time you’re doing something this stupid I’m getting back at you” this was of course an empty threat

Once he calmed down he looked up at you from his spot on the floor, his head still on your lap “When will it wear off ?”

“Erm… hehe 6 months” you answered, your tone making it sound like a question

He gently shook his head, a smirk creeping his way on his lips “Of course it’s that long. I shouldn’t have thought any less from you” he teased, and that’s how you knew he wasn’t angry

The next months went by as if nothing had happened, except that his hand found a new spot on your head, just between your new cat ears. His big hand was wide enough to reach and pat both of them. It felt heavenly

He loved it almost as much as you when he saw your fluffy tail sway next to you, sometimes lightly grazing his lap. He loved to draw some purrs out of you, an evidence of how dearly you appreciated his kind attention

It wasn’t the only thing he liked about this new appearance of yours. At night your eyes would start to glow in the dark and he couldn't help but be drawn to you in a way he didn’t think possible. Sometimes his Sharingan would even activate in the dark as if your eyes had their own little secret discussion, only them would understand

At the end, when everything went back to normal he found himself almost missing the new attributes the magical drink you drank provided you with. But in the day, it didn’t prevent him from patting you head from time to time and spending hours cuddling and napping with you under the soft warming glow of the sun in the afternoon

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thoughtfullydopedragon · 1 day

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Itachi x reader who likes to watch anime,Kpop,thrillers and who reads dark romance,mafia books?!?

How Yould He React To Your Hobbies || Itachi Uchiha x reader

A/n : I hope you'll like it 👀 I do'nt know anything about dark romance and mafia books lmao. But I tried my best 😂

Warnings : Mention of Fifty Shades but nothing graphic, mention of sex because of Peaky Blinder, the action takes place in Naruto universe

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Itachi has always made it a point to be interested and to have a minimum of knowledge regarding your interests

And it allows you to spend more time together and have more varied topics of discussion

You were really happy that he shares your love of anime, and it's always nicer to watch with someone to be able to talk about it and make theories afterwards

He doesn't mind binge watching animes with you as long as it's not too childish

He really enjoyed Attack on Titan, Death Note, Demon Slayer, Tokyo Revengers and even Chainsaw Man

On the other hand, he had a hard time getting interested in My Hero Academia until season 5 ( it's my favorite anime ! )

Surprisingly he enjoyed Sailor Moon, Spy x Family or even some of the Studio Ghibli

He LOVES to make theories about possible endings and characters' motivations

One day you asked him to use his genjutsu on you to find you propelled in the universes of the animes you prefer, he accepted but warned you to stay on your guard anyway, even if he was going to stay with you all along

He was a bit jealous of the behavior of some characters like Denji, Mineta, Sukuna... that he held back from beating up

On the other hand, one thing he likes a lot less and that he almost forces himself to watch with you is thrillers

The stories are too absurd according to him, and the stupid deaths could be avoided with simple common sense

However it didn't stop him from jumping at every jump scares that landed on your screen and no matter how much he predicted them, like in Shining, Friday the 13th or even Scream

A curious expression appears on his face when he has jumped and the fear is still visible on his features but he blushes when he realizes that you haven't batted an eyelash. Unless to pick up the popcorn he sent flying all around you both

At least you also watch recent stuff such as Wednesday - you guys are real fans of the Addams Family - or All Of Us Are Dead - because K-dramas may be the only thing that makes him like South Korea because

Another of your passions on which he is has mixed feelings about is Kpop

BTS, Fifty Fifty, Blackpink, Seventeen, Stray Kids or even Red Velvet for him it's always the same thing, only one or two songs - according to him - stand out but it's still something he doesn't like that much

Especially when he sees you drooling over pictures of people he doesn't even know

You've already tried to take him to a concert and he just came to make sure nothing happened to you

However, he has to admit that seeing you practicing all those dances does something to him. You just look so hot when you dance like that, the confidence radiating from you when you know the choreography inside out

But he had a hard time understanding where your love for dark romance and mafia books came from

There is a bit of jealousy that you read romance books about other boys / girls

And then one day he decided to flip through your books to see what interesting things you were seeing in them

Spoiler alert : he didn't like how the main character's love interest treated them at all in most of the time. You are supposed to protect and cherish your loved one and not hurt them

And then one day he came across Fifty Shades and read all 3 books in 2 days non-stop, completely entranced by the sensuality with which such torrid scenes could be described in words

I mean silk, leather, handcuffs...

The face he made when you told him movies were made from the books

It might give him ideas but I don't think he will ever apply them

Because he hates the idea of what could hurt you

On the other hand even if he liked the dynamic in the mafia books with the boss who ends up having feelings for another he found it a bit repetitive

One day you bought him super classy clothes and rings like the men wear in the books you read, explaining that his nails, his build and his height gave him a "mafia boy" look

He accepted and when you saw him your jaw almost hit the floor. He was amazing "All you need is the tattoos and you look like you're right out of one of my books"

He was very happy with the comparison knowing your love for his books and then he liked the rings that revealed his long fingers

Since then he always made sure you were treated like the perfect passenger princess when you were both in the car

He took the darm romance and the mafia genre and just kept the romance but at least he tried

He also loves the random way you can switch from one type of series to another

Sometimes you can easily go from kids to not under 16

He remembers the day you had just finished Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ( my favorite ) and you switched to an episode of Peaky Blinders

What can I say, is that he didn't get to watch the beginning with you because he was on a mission. And today when he came back from his bathroom break, the first thing he looked at was the TV with a couple having sex ( I mean that's how the show is )

He felt all hot and bothered and ambarassed at least they have some pretty good fights

He did like Thomas Shelby as long as the latter kept he clothes on

Hopefully you don't watch that often, sometimes you'll turn your attention to Marvel movies or even the Marvel series

He really liked the Doctor Strange movies and especially Multiverse of Madness

But he hates again when you start randomly simping on characters, sometimes you even squeal and jump on the couch when you see those guys. And when I say those guys I mean Bucky, Peter Parker, Steven Grant, Loki ( only in Avengers for me lol )…

It reminds him of when you started Teen Wolf 2 years ago, you were obsessed with Stiles Stilinski, he was even on your phone screen ( still is here )

I mean you loved Dylan O'brien and Sebastian Stan so much that you ended up watching all the movie they are in ( and you guys know Sebastian's are 😏 )

Even your friends liked to tease you in front of Itachi because they knew how pissed he'd look and seriously pissed Itachi was so rare that they loved it to much for their own good

You always made sure he knew that if you were to choose you'll always pick him

But he can understand that you like this kind of series like Buffy the Vampire Slayer because those creatures are really something

Especially when you dress up as one of them for Halloween

Jus the goth outfit with the chokers and the shoes and the fangs makes him go wild

A/n : Again my requests are open 💙🎇

Taglist : @foxxymunson, @cl0vr, @ilovemanypeople, @glossy1pearl, @jane57sstuff

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Itachi reacts to Y/N listening to or singing the song Cupid?!?

He Hears You Singing The Song Cupid || Itachi Uchiha x reader

A/n : I didn't know this song beforehand it's a nice discovery ( Cupid - FIFTY FIFTY )

Warnings : Fluff with a little bit of angst ( I didn't know how you'd prefer it so I didn't want to crush your heart anon 😂 )

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In the situation in which you are not dating :

He heard a voice humming while he was roaming the streets of Konoha for the first time in years with Kisame on a secret mission for the Akatsuki

It was his overdeveloped senses that allowed him to hear you, because you were sitting a little further on the roof of a shop

He almost instinctively raised his head towards the source of the melody, he was sure he recognized the voice

When he saw you perched in the distance, his gaze could not help but soften for a fraction of a second before returning to its usual composure, which did not escape the gaze of his teammate Kisame

"Who's that pretty face ?" he asked, tilting his head in your direction

Itachi replied indifferently that he had no idea and that he should better concentrate on the on going mission

But he knew very well who you were, L/n Y/N, one of the only people he spent most of his time chilling but mostly training with in his youth when he wasn't with his younger brother Sasuke

He might not have recognized you, you were an adult now, your body had changed and your hair was longer now. But your voice hadn't changed and from what he could hear, you still loved to sing after all this time

He couldn't stay on the spot to listen to you or admire you any longer, because it seemed that someone was following them ( *cough cough* Kakashi )

The second time he was blessed with your sweet voice was no longer in Konoha but in a forest not far from there. You had just come back from your mission and you decided to stop for a well deserved break perched high on the branch of a tree

Instinctively you started to sing, and that's when he passed not far from there

It seemed that fate was trying to cross your path once and for all, just as it was for a long time during your childhood

And today luck seemed to be on his side, because being alone he could finally take all the time he needed to hear the content of what you were singing

He stopped behind a tree and listened attentively at the lyrics, he frowned when he realized that it was a song about love

What do you mean you gave Cupic another chance and that you were crying? Was it because someone had broken your heart ? If it was, he'd find him again- "No, no, calm down, it's probably nothing serious"

Maybe you were just singing what had crossed your mind

Or maybe it was another sign of fate, to push him to finally take a step towards you, because he was well aware that if he didn't do anything, someone else would do it for him

But little did he know that while he was lost in thought you had time to get to the end of the song

You were now right behind him, the clone on the tree he was watching had just disappeared in a "poof" of white smoke

He turned around and your eyes looked into his sharingan-ed ones

"Itachi, it's been a long time. Did you have enough with waiting to ?"

On the other hand, if you are already in a relationship with him :

He might take it very badly

What do you mean you were feeling stupid because that love wasn’t real ? Which THAT love ? His ? Weren't you happy with him ? And you needed to be held ? Didn’t he hold you often enough When he was “home” ? Was he even enough there for your ?

Or did you say that retrospectively because now you’ve found him ?

This idea will only stay in his head for a very short time before he gets insecure and thinks you're thinking of leaving him to go to someone else

He will also think A LOT

The only way he could escape his thoughts would be to ask you or to look so devastated that you would have to ask him yourself what was bothering him

So make sure you reassure him and explain it to him so he doesn't torture himself with his thoughts ( or you tell him the song describes what you’re feeling at the moment and destroy his heart )

He'll do everything to make you feel as bad as is the girl in the song even if you explain that it doesn't fit your situation

Will also from time to time ask you if you feel loved enough

He hates this song a little more every time you sing it, because it puts him in a state of emotional distress. Were you not happy with him even if you were almost all the time together ?

"Please I can’t let you sing that you’re a hopeless girl seeking someone to share love with when I’m here”

A/n : I hope you guys liked it ! 🥠📏 Again my requests are open 🌯⛸

Taglist : @foxxymunson, @cl0vr, @ilovemanypeople, @glossy1pearl, @jane57sstuff

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Modern fandom went awry when people stopped learning how to avoid content that upsets them and instead starting actively seeking it out.

I mean this in the kindest, most loving way possible, but babes you'll be so much happy when you stop focusing on what other people are doing and instead focus on what you like.

You'll never be able to stop people from liking what you hate, and the best way you'll find any peace of mind is properly utilizing blocking, blacklisting, and muting tools. Take it from someone who used to run a shipping discourse blog, fandom is supposed to be what you enjoy, stop focusing on things that upset you.

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What if anonymous!MC starts shipping the nobles with the angels (Paimon×Selaphiel, Eligos×Michelleel, Foras×Michael, Amon×Raphael, Glasyalabolas×Gabriel)

MC doesn't ship the Paradise Lost guys with angels but ships Marbas×Buer as a joke knowing they're beefing w each other

How would the kings and nobles react to finding out MC did it again after another doxxing/exposing incident by the Hades guys

The second time it happens I think all the kings would less open to sweet-talking.

Satan: Paimon x Michael? Why though? What was your thought process when you not only wrote this, but posted it as well?

Mc: Paimon likes blood and Michael likes killing people. It just works!

Satan: ...You just lost phone priveleges for a week

Mc: You're not my dad! Give that back to me!

Satan: I'm your guardian in this mess, that basicly gives me parental control!

Mammon: Master, have you got a moment?

Mc: What is it?

Mammon: I have noticed that a lot of your online activity consists of you writing erotic fanfiction about devils and angels... is this a fetish of yours, or do you want to talk about it?

Mc: I thought you liked my last fanfiction

Mammon: No no they're great. It's just that I'm starting to see a pattern and I don't know how I feel about it.

Leviathan while chocking you with his own hands: If you ever write that filth again, I will kill you without hesitation!

Mc: It...w-wasn't... even that...bad

Leviathan: That's 100k words! That's longer than most novels! Instead of wasting your talent in writing shit, you should try to do something worthwile with your life. Is this fanfiction of yours the reason you haven't spent as much time with me? Do you care more about your offensive filth than for me?

Barbatos: Your Majesty Leviathan... I think the human passed out.

Beelzebub: Angel cum makes for great medicine, so if Raphael cummed on Amon's wounded chest it would cure it.

Mc: I didn't know that. Thanks for the feedback

Beelzebub: Also, Raphael is into feet so maybe you could add that. And the scene where they fight should be a bit longer. It's like forplay, but more aggressive and animalistic.

Mc: I was thinking about them biting eachother's throats off.

Beelzebub: That's such a good idea. Write that down.

Lucifer: ...

Mc: Come on, it's not that bad. Marbas and Buer would make for a great couple.

Lucifer: (why do I even try to impress this human)

Gamigin: Yeah, but Marbas and Buer are brothers. Our brothers.

Mc: Then I'll just tag it as step-cest.

Lucifer picks up their phone and breaks it in half

Gamigin: I think you should leave... now.

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might i request avisos nobles reactions to being called babygirl 🙏

Might do this with more characters in the future

Mc: Bael, babygirl, you should take a break

Bael: No, I need to-

Bael just stopped and stared in the distance.

Mc: Bael, are you ok? Can you hear me?

Bael: Did you just call me babygirl?

He is perplexed. The only one that ever called him babygirl before was Beelzebub and hearing that nickname out of your mouth scared him. The last thing he wants is for you to be more like his best friend so he would ask you to call him just by his name, no title or anything.

Naberius handing you a pen

Mc: Why... did you give me... a pen?

Naberius: You threw it. I fetched it.

Mc: Aw, who's my babygirl?

Naberius with a prideful look on his face: I am!

You could practicly see his tail wagging at any sign of affection from you. Any nickname is equal to him (except puppy, that one's his favorite) and all of them make him blush and puff out his chest. He would do anything just to hear more praise coming from you.

Amon: Mc, you snor so loud, cut it~

Mc: Not as loud as you babygirl.

Amon: Yeah, but I do it on perpose to annoy Naberius, what's your excuse?

Doesn't react to being called babygirl. He's been called every word under the sun in every language, so babygirl is tame compared to his usual nickname diet. Would prefere mistake, but babygirl works as well.

Mc: You know there's this show on Earth that has you as a main character in it.

Stolas: Really?

Mc: Yeah... But he's a dick unlike you babygirl

Stolas: Hey! I'm not a baby! Nor a girl! You do realise I'm older than you by thousands of years

Mc: You sure as hell don't act like it.

I hope you have a good relationship with Gamigin because you'll need to be revived after what's going to happen next. He does not respond well to being mocked and that's how he percieves what you just did to him. Have fun recovering from the bullet holes litering your body.

Beelzebub: What are you staring at, child?

Mc: Your massive tits. Like, damn, babygirl, God really knew where to add the extra meat.

Beelzebub: Wanna take a closer look?

He likes being called babygirl since the people that usually use it are his type of people. He'll probably get horny and make you regret calling him that. Would randomly wrap his arms around your neck and whisper some shit like "do that thing be shitting babygirl" and you don't know if its funny or sexy

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Paradise Lost nobles reacting to being called babygirl

Gamigin: Make sure to take your vitamines.

Mc: Sure thing, babygirl.

Gamigin confused: I'm not a girl. Shouldn't I be your babyboy?

Mc: Nah, babygirl suits you better.

Gamigin is confused, but he's got the spirit. Trys to call you babygirl as well and you almost choke while laughing. Please explain to the autistic dragon what babygirl is, he doesn't get it, but he wants to be included. Once you explain to him the joke behind it, he'll start calling everyone in Paradise Lost babygirl. Uses it so much that it infiltrates Lucifer's vocabulary. You won't be able to go to Paradise Lost again without being called baby girl

Morax: Done! The cavaty has been removed. How are you feeling MC?

Mc: Amazing... Thanks babygirl

Morax: You're welcome!

This man... when I tell you that Morax is the most squishable character in whb. He has no fucking brain, this man is an orange cat, a lobotomy survivor. He gets high on nose sprays every morning. I want to aggressively shake him until he pukes from motion sickness.

Anyways, he wouldn't even notice he's been called babygirl. Even if he goes, he just takes it as a compliment. He is very babygirl if you ask me.

Buer: That would be 200 dollars

Mc: What?! I didn't know Paradise Lost doesn't have universal healthcare.

Buer: We do have universal healthcare, but yoga isn't considered healthcare. So, that's 200 for all of our sessions.

Mc: Can't you make a discount for me, babygirl?

Buer: No.

Calling him nicknames isn't going to get you free yoga classes. There's no nickname you could use that he hasn't heard before from people trying to weasle out of their payment.

Marbas: ...

Mc: ...

Marbas: Don't say it.

Mc: Babygi-

Mc proceeded to get body pressed by Marbas and his metal wheel thing (tf are those called?). This man has been called babygirl by the entirety of Abaddon since he's the doctor assigned to that region. He has had enough. If he hears anyone call him babygirl again, he'll start friendly-firing right through your skull.

Lucifer and MC are cuddling peacefully

Lucifer: Become imortal with me, Mc, and I'll make sure not a single day of yours is touched by sorrow.

Mc: ...damn, babygirl, who gave you the right to be so poetic?

Lucifer just takes it. No reply, no nothing, he just nods. It kind of reminds him that you're human, since only those would laugh at sarcasm like this. It's fine, he loves you even if you aren't imortal. He just wished that you would call something more romantic like "love" or "darling", though he won't say that out loud.

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