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How do I even begin to explain Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man?

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Thor: I made you a friendship bracelet :)

Loki: I’m not really a jewelry person.

Thor: You don’t have to wear it if you don’t wan-

Loki: No, i’m wearing it forever. Back off.

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Thor: One of you will betray me tonight

Tony: Is it me, Thor?

Thor: No

Banner: Is it me, Thor?

Thor: No, it’s not you either

Loki: Is it me, Thor?

Thor:

Thor, mockingly: iS It mE ThOr

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Thor: I have an idea-

Tony: If it has to do with you, Bruce, Peter, Nat and the Avatar theme song then no

Thor: well never mind then

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Tony: What do you think Thor will do for a distraction?

Steve: Maybe like, make a noise or throw something, that’s what i’d do-

*Building catches on fire and car alarms go off*

Steve: That works too

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The upside of lockdown there is lots of beach pics 🤙❤️🔥

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Happy birthday to the love of my life

this cutie

and hottie

He can be both

cause he’s immaculate like that

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I’m a lesbian and all but…

CHRIS HEMSWORTH GQ Australia / 2020 › ph. Matthew Brookes

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hydra agent, the bastard: mission report?

bucky: mission failed.

hydra agent: ……what??how???

bucky: he’s too nice

hydra agent: DETAIL IRRELEVANT. KILL THOR ODISON.

bucky, slamming him into a wall: YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, HE IS TOO NICE TO KILL

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bucky, earlier: *scoping out Thor* I can’t kill this guy

Thor: *helping an old lady and her wife with their groceries*

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Bruce, holding a cauliflower in front of Steve’s face: What is this?

Steve:……cauliflower???

Bruce, to Thor: Now, what do you think this is.

Thor, arm folded: ghost broccoli

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Thor: What are you doing?

Loki: Plotting my domination of the world.

Thor, completely unphased: Cool, what do you want for dinner?

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Loki: *Stabs Thor*

Loki: *Laughs*

Someone else: *Also stabs Thor*

Loki: Woah there buddy! Who tf do you think you are? I’ll have you know that’s my brother, and only i’m allowed to stab him. So just take a few steps back, okay?

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Bruce, seeing someone single handedly taking on thanos: what a fucking idiot

Bruce, 0.26 seconds later, having an aneurysm: wait that’s MY fucking idiot

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Thor: When i woke up this morning, my eyes started watering and they wouldn’t stop

Thor: So Banner took me to the doctors because we thought it was allergies

Thor: But plot twist, it was depression

Steve: Thor no-

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(Piggybacking off of this cute picture of Thor wearing hair clips)

I genuinely love the idea of Thor not just ignoring gender stereotypes on earth (or rather, Western society) but actively breaking gender norms because, as he puts it, 'Midgardians are so stuck up.'

So he puts cute hairclips in, he wears pinks and pastels, if asked about his taste in women he looks the question-asker dead in the eyes and says, "You think I am only attracted to women? How embarrassing." And he knows EXACTLY what he's doing when he says that.

And he's this big beefy guy who looks like he should be cast as the highschool jock but instead he's wearing dresses and makeup and tells everyone about the romcom that made him cry and just being so authentically himself. Not only is he the protector of lesbians (a role he takes VERY seriously) but he will tell anyone and everyone that he will defend the queer community to his dying breath.

And the image of him declaring this with a booming voice and lighting sparking from his fingertips, his cape billowing in the wind ("How is it windy?? We're indoors") is amazing in itself but then he looks into the crowd and says, "Young maiden, I simply must know where you obtained those shoes."

(One teen asks him timidly what his pronouns are and he beams and says, "Although gender is not really a concept on Asgard I do not mind the pronouns he/him, but they/them also suits.")

The chad, alpha male, red-pill assholes are SO CONFLICTED because Thor is the epitome of Male Perfection to them but he refuses to adhere to their toxic masculinity bullshit. So they try to say he's not an alpha and shit but then he lifts a oil tanker up and knocks a massive alien spark out in one punch and every time they try to say he's not a man they're dunked on endlessly.

(It doesn't help them that Steve soon starts wearing prettier colours and talks about Bucky Bear as his comfort plushie, then Tony is putting mascara on and Clint wears booty shorts and cute ankle boots when walking his dog, and Bruce starts to paint his nails which Hulk LOVES and requests colours all the time. Meanwhile Natasha is now wearing suits exclusively when she's out and about.)

It's just so joyful to think the strongest people on the planet are fucking with gender.

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Tony: Thor, stop eating my pop tarts!

Thor, chewing: Make me.

Tony: I’ll call Steve.

Thor, challenging: Do it!

Tony: I’ll call Bruce.

Thor:

Thor: You know what? I’ll just go go get my own. See you at dinner!

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Banner: What is the one thing I told you NOT to do?

Thor: Burn the house down.

Banner: And what did you do?

Thor: Make dinner.

Banner:

Thor:

Banner:

Thor:……And burn the house down.

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