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Corporate technology, the bane of everyone's existence

getting new technology feels more infuriating every year. got a new computer for the first time in 8 years and everything about windows 11 and how it handles onedrive is driving me up the wall

#got a mac #and the scroll #you scroll up to go down #and down to go up #what is this tomfoolery #took me 10 whole minutes to change it #why must we surrender to these corporate demons #i could write a whole post about this #it didnt even allow me to tap click and it took me another 10 to figure that one out #and the scroll and click settings #theyre in the same place #scream

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Chaotic and full of hammers flying every which way. Also Norse gods and memery.

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

#not the worst tbf

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They say chivalry is dead but I'm right here?

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Always, dear grocer, always.

Smoothies are good.

Smoothies are like Asgardian mead but fruit and no alcohol and also mush and no buzz but also healthy buzz?

I do not understand how smoothies are so great.

GIVE ME ANOTHER, NOW! *smashes the fifteenth smoothie glass in a row*

#shitmeme talk

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Always, dear grocer, always.

Smoothies are good.

Smoothies are like Asgardian mead but fruit and no alcohol and also mush and no buzz but also healthy buzz?

I do not understand how smoothies are so great.

GIVE ME ANOTHER, NOW! *smashes the fifteenth smoothie glass in a row*

#shitmeme talk

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A Reminder

Palestine is not over. Palestine is not dead. Gaza, the West Bank, the entire region between the river and the sea, and the various countries across the world where refugees have fled to, house a surviving people and surviving culture. Palestine is not dead, and WILL NOT die.

I'm seeing a lot of very valid despair online, but if you're someone like me, living a privileged life in a Western country NOT under active bombardment, and which is actually COMPLICIT to some degree in that bombardment: we don't get to give up. Not now, not ever.

You can still get involved in protests or direct actions (e.g. blocking supply), you can still donate eSims or fund UNRWA on your government's behalf, you can still hassle the crap out of your local MP. No, it won't roll back the harm that's already been committed, but all of those things are STILL WORTH DOING. PEOPLE ARE STILL ALIVE OVER THERE. PALESTINE IS STILL WORTH SAVING.

If you've bothered to read this far, you're probably already aware of what's going on over there right now. If not, check out Al Jazeera's fantastic coverage. But also remember that Palestine, and Palestinian culture, is more than just death and despair. Examples below:

Long live Palestine, from the river to the sea.

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Smoothies are like Asgardian mead but fruit and no alcohol and also mush and no buzz but also healthy buzz?

I do not understand how smoothies are so great.

GIVE ME ANOTHER, NOW! *smashes the fifteenth smoothie glass in a row*

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I like smoothies

#thor the asgardian meme #the mighty thor

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We've gotta force this to 200k notes somehow. Memevengers Assemble!

(whatever's left of us anyway)

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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I bought a house in an HOA and now Mjolnir needs a new home

#apparently magic hammers aren't allowed #shitpost #thor the asgardian meme

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Uhhh, I'm all for evil and badness and being evilly friendly but... isn't that taking things a bit far?

it's been so long that every group I've ever been a part of is either disbanded or dead and ain't that just depressing

#shitmeme talk #tw kidnapping

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But are they this you's children or another you's?

Considering that we're all bad, bad evil friendly people with mind-blowing knowledge of a multiverse now, of course

it's been so long that every group I've ever been a part of is either disbanded or dead and ain't that just depressing

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I wasn't going to suggest you had kidnapped them... but did you?

it's been so long that every group I've ever been a part of is either disbanded or dead and ain't that just depressing

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I mean, I think my armour and theme song are already, how do you mortals say it, in fleet? On creek? Concrete?

I've been away for too long.

it's been so long that every group I've ever been a part of is either disbanded or dead and ain't that just depressing

#shitmeme talk

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not me needing friends actually considering this?

it's been so long that every group I've ever been a part of is either disbanded or dead and ain't that just depressing

#shitmeme talk #yay im not the only one somewhat hanging out still!

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it's been so long that every group I've ever been a part of is either disbanded or dead and ain't that just depressing

#rip jane foster #inactive community who dis #thor the asgardian meme

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coming out of hiatus simply to reblog because there is no way in hel I am missing this

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.