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hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha
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You're the scientist, I'm the wax
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do fish ever get to repent? or are they doomed to swim around forever bearing the sins we have tossed to them to consume over the many years?
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i’d be really curious to know what percent of queerbaiting is 
a) an intentional marketing scheme to stir interest in the project and attract certain fanbases (lgbtq people and young women) vs. 
b) members of the creative team genuinely wanting to write queer characters but the corporate side of things force them to tone it down but they still leave little hints vs. 
c) they legitimately did not know how gay something would come across
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If the right way is too hard, fuck it. Do it the wrong way.
Folding clothes keeps you from getting the laundry done? Stop folding clothes. Put a basket in your room and throw your unfolded clean stuff into it right out of the dryer, it's fine.
Rinsing dishes off keeps you from loading the dishwasher? Load them dirty and run it twice.
Chopping onions keeps you from making yourself dinner? Buy the freezer bags of chopped onions.
You forget to take your meds and don't want to get out of bed to get them? Start putting them next to the bed.
Can't keep up with the dishes? Get paper plates. Worried about environment impact? Order biodegradable ones online if your local store doesn't have one.
Make the task easier. Put things where you use them instead of where they "go." Eliminate the steps that keep you from finishing the task. Eliminate the task that is stressing you out.
Do it the "wrong" way. It's literally fine.
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sure deepfake porn is easier to produce than say, photoshopped nudes, but photoshopped nudes and edited porn and flash games where you can beat up online feminists have been a thing for a very long time. and even before this the issue has been first and foremost sexual violence against peers—sexual harassment, groping, rape of classmates, coworkers or so simply workers. misogyny and sexual violence have not magically appeared via deepfake nudes, though they can be a non unsubstantial in intimidating and abusing others. but they are not the cause of it. they are a symptom of a much larger issue of sexual violence, intimidation, and cis men's entitlement to others' bodies.
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a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it
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a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
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had a terrifying encounter yesterday when i offhandedly said "it's always hot to be covered in blood" and the person i was talking to was like "hm. fascinating that you believe that. let's dig into that." i'd forgotten there really are people who don't intuitively understand the eroticism of being blood-soaked. stay safe out there
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hopefully they never take away the way you can drag the little post icons around the screen on the android app
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I desperately wish that there were alfred hitchcock films based on stephen king works
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Forever amazes me that there r people out there u just naturally click with. Life always surprises me w the most beautiful people <3
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these three emojis are brothers 🤔🤨🧐
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me showing the doctor where to amputate my leg as i ready the tourniquet 
#xd
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stuck in a time loop where every day i wake up and it’s tomorrow
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Concerned Ape knows what's up
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