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so did that the vampire get the job

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WAIT!

Before you hit send on that ask, reblog, or reply, remember to stop and PROOFREAD!

am I Pissing on the Poor?

did I Read the post in bad faith?

could I be Overexaggerating?

am I Out of line for saying this?

is it kind of Fucked up to say that to a total stranger?

is what I said Rude?

am I being Egotistical?

am I Angry at words that weren't in the post?

did I Dream up a pretend person to get mad at?

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT YOURSELF FROM LOOKING LIKE A JACKASS ONLINE!

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absolutely insane how Tommy makes Buck, an objectively brick shithouse of a man, look normal sized in comparison. Lou Ferrigno Jr the man that you are

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The thing that drives me nuts about the Kristen discourse is that she's running for president of the Augefort Adventuring academy. You know, the school named after the guy that once grew tall and grabbed the sun as a show of force (ribbon flying behavior) the same dude that keeps his x-rated life story in the library (healing by 69ing behavior) the same dude that turned himself into a bat to escape a conversation (hey girly pirouette behavior)

Kristen embodies the spirit of Arthur Augefort, has already saved the world multiple times, and has shown remarkable cleric abilities. She is the best choice.

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I just realised the Applebees's parents work border patrol which is deeply hilarious because it means that more than likely, they know Sandra Lynn in a work context and probably DESPISE her

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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

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is he ... you know ... on family feud?

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Uuuggghhhhh

“It’s rotten work. Especially to me. Especially if it’s you. I’ll fucking do it but Christ alive.”

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Laurence: I hate spies 😠 even if they weren't always lying to me they're dishonorable and willing to turn traitor for the base enticement of money. Also Laurence:

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It's wild to me when people try to frame their dislike of a fictional character as objectively correct by citing how they imagine that character would behave in some hypothetical circumstance. Like, you're not even making up a guy to get mad at – you're taking a guy who's already made up, making up a second guy based on the first made up guy, then getting mad at the second made up guy.

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It's been 10 days since bucktommy's first kiss and they have 650+ fics currently on AO3.

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Buck taking grainy, zoomed-in pictures of every single helicopter he sees and sending them to Tommy like “dis u babe? 🥰”

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SHE IS WEARING THE SEVEN MERCH! THIS MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME!

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it's a circle 👍

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fewer posts about “why do straight women date men who hate them” and more posts about “why do so many men hate women that it’s genuinely difficult for straight women to find romantic & sexual intimacy with a man who doesn’t hate them”

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I really want Buck to drunk dial Tommy during the bachelor party and leave him long descriptions of what he likes about him. Even better if you can hear Eddie and Chim in the background chipping in suggestions.

#that would be so cute #bucktommy #911 abc