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I know it's early days, but are we the stupidest so far?

EVERY SERIES OF TASKMASTER: SERIES 7

#to me that's cinema

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"I knew I had a problem when I found myself saying, to my reflection, in my laptop screen, 'What has two gigantic thumbs and needs to quit social media?' 'This guy'... before bursting into laughter, then tears, then song: the main three things a human can burst into. The fourth being flames. Also the song was the British National Anthem and I don't know why."

- James Acaster, James Acaster's Guide to Quitting Social Media

#slay

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James Acaster in Mock the Week - 21x02 (30 September 2022)

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so so fun to laugh along to James Acaster’s Repertoire until he says “what if every relationship you’ve ever been in is just someone slowly figuring out that they don’t like you as much as they’d hoped they would?” and then it’s time to just stare off into space

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i need to erase my online presence from 2020 off this app

i lied this app was probably so bad for my brain in 2020... twitter is better I hate you all xox

xox

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i lied this app was probably so bad for my brain in 2020... twitter is better I hate you all xox

xox

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Logging out

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first piece i’ve finished in a while :)

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People who see old posts of mine and reblog them, please take into account that that person is not me. I do not identify with this statement nor do I agree with it. I am not to be percieved I am unwritten in the stories I am simply a figure of your imagination. Goodnight

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Where even is everyone 🤨

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Disclaimer I literally disagree with everything 15 year old 2020 me said on this mess of a website please don’t take anything here seriously 😭

#like literally just erase me from your dash #ALL THESE REBLOGS ABOUT FANFICTION IS SO AWFUL JDKFSHFKF #elsie is here

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Back on my glee fanfiction bullshit and rereading sotto voce purely for the vibes

#I have such a clear image of that whole fic in my head #blaines house is LOVELY #like blue cladded exterior walls #with a fat balcony #YUM #also blaine is so hot and mysterious in it and hardly blaine at all #elsie reads fics

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Ew glee

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I just orphaned everything means eveything

#I just don't agree with what I wrote #like I knew nothing about the subject I was writing about #and it's like a version of myself is in that story which I do not want to be connected to anymore lol #like cringey 16 year old me... #don't wanna keep that with me #but ppl can still read it if they want obvs

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#THIS #WHY IS HE SO EDGY #he is completely different to tom and tobey's spiderman #its v interesting

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Doctor: you have 40 seconds to live

Me:

#I haven’t even watched this film I watched the 1995 version but this SCNEE