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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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who would have imagined that one’s of my favourite mbmbam bits would come from an ad
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Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.
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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
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I have been waiting all year to post this.
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I hate this. My username since HIGHSCHOOL has been thespianlaura and I didn't realize I was queer until TWENTY FIVE.
enough about how you chose your icon. enough about how you chose your url. if youre lgbt how did you choose your blog title
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reblog this with what comes up in your tags when you type gay
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“are you ok?” no but I’m funny
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Today, on this fateful day in sex ed, I have to teach 25 9th graders how to put condoms on wooden dicks without losing my composure. Wish me luck lmao
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Today, I had to explain to a bunch of 11 year olds why wearing a mask was important and for the safety of the immunocompromised, and they just laughed at me. Usually after something like this, I'd make a big long post about why it's important, but instead, I'll say this:
If you wore a mask today while out in public/with other people without being asked or complaining, thank you.
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