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Me: *goes to the dentist*

My rats: Are we a joke to you?

#rats #petrats #rodentistry #dentist

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#trauma #leave me alone #this is how im coping #haha #mental illness #quirky #life is going great

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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babe wake up prince philip just dropped

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You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing

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breaking news: walking corpse becomes regular corpse

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Still a lot of bugs to fix.

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#kirby god #kirby #kirby fanart #funny #haha #god #godless #nintendo characters #nintendo fanart #nintendo #im so depressed #smash bros #smash #cursed image #illustration #im funny #please find this funny #fanart #fuck you #road #artists on tumblr #original art #parking lot #parking #park #politics #art #aesthetic #gaming #gamer

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being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

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hey guys i really appreciate that we’re starting to recognize that neopronouns and nontraditional genders (like stargender and voidgender) are A Thing and Good, but i always see that in the context of “if a fourteen year old wants to use xe/xir pronouns then that’s not BAD” and. i’m not being nice anymore, fuck you. don’t equate our genders with youth and ignorance. the message you’re sending is that we only identify this way because we don’t know any better, and the intent doesn’t matter when the message received is as horrible as that. get better.

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does anyone even know where this is or what kind of food they have

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i hate when ppl mock “gsa kids” and “baby gays” bc,, like i would literally do anything to go through the early stages of discovery again. Back when i just got so excited at the idea of anything with rainbows, and was excitily telling everyone that i was going by a new name and buying pronoun pins by the handful. And then i found internet discouse and immediatly decided to stop being so gay bc if i did- i would be mocked. i literally hate u all so much for acting like being new to the community and genunily excited is something bad or cringy. Theres literally nothing wrong with a teenager identifying with sixty labels and talking loudly. You know what happens if they realize they’re not ace, or nonbinary, or whatever else you think is fake? then they realize that they’re not that- and if you chose to support them- they also have a lot of good memories of their experiences in lgbt spaces. It’s literally that easy.

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^ From a therapist-friend, in case any in-therapy-friends ever worry about this. 

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How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

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reblog if you have ever cried because school stresses you out

I’m doing an experiment

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Stop covering up fat people by using the word chubby, fat isn’t a bad word