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themightyabbs · 3 years

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Incorrect Haikyuu!! Quotes Part 2

Akaashi: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Bokuto: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

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Yaku: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under. ... Akiteru Tsukishima: Pardon the intrusion, but- Kei Tsukishima: On this moment or just my life in general? ... Hinata: Things have actually been going really well with Kageyama. Our friendship is in a really good place. Hinata: Last week I said, “Did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?” Instead of saying, “Shut up, Hinata,” they said, “Okay.” ... Tanaka, to Nishinoya: I dare you to— Asahi (This also can be Daichi, tbh lmao): Nishinoya isn’t allowed to accept dares. Nishinoya: Apparently I have ”no regard for my personal safety” ... Coach Ukai: You’re a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You’re not the person I married! Takeda: Fine then! We’re getting a divorce! And i’m taking the kids! The Whole Team, Daichi pushing the monopoly board away from them: …maybe we should stop playing ... Nishinoya/Tanaka/Bokuto/Kenma, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast. ... Oikawa: Did Iwaizumi just tell me they loved me for the first time? Mattsun: Yeah. Oikawa: And did I do finger guns back? Mattsun: Yeah, you did. ... Kageyama/Iwaizumi: *accidentally hits Hinata/Oikawa in the face* Kageyama/Iwaizumi: *trying to decide between saying “I’m fucking sorry” and “are you okay?” Kageyama/Iwaizumi: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! ... Akaashi/Kenma/Tsukishima: You read my diary?! Bokuto/Kuroo/Yamaguchi: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book. ... Ukai/Daichi: I am at a loss for words! Hinata, telling Tanaka and Noya later: Despite being lost for words, Ukai/Daichi yelled at me for the next 45 minutes. ... Yamaguchi: You're smiling, did something good happen? Tsukishima: I can't smile just because I feel like it? Kageyama: Hinata tripped and fell in the parking lot. ... Hinata, betrayed: You tricked me! Tsukishima: No, I merely deceived you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. ... Nishinoya: Rules are made to be broken. Daichi/Takeda/Coach Ukai: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Hinata: Uh, piñatas. Tanaka: Glow sticks. Kageyama: Karate boards. Yamaguchi: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Nishinoya: Rules. Daichi/Takeda/Coach Ukai:

... Store Worker: Would a Mr. Takeda please come to the front desk? Takeda, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Hinata and Kageyama Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Hinata and Kageyama, simultaneously: We got lost :( Takeda: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me- ... Akaashi: Is something burning? Bokuto: Just my love for you. Akaashi: Bokuto, the toaster is on fire.

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Daichi: Tonight, one of you will betray us. Nishinoya: Is it me, Daichi? Daichi: No, it’s not you. Asahi: Is it me, Daichi? Daichi: It’s not you either. Tanaka: Is it me, Daichi? Daichi: Daichi, mockingly: Is IT mE Tanaka? ... Nishinoya: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Tsukishima: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Sugawara: I recorded the dumb stuff. Tanaka: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Daichi: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!! ... Tsukishima: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day. ... Everyone in Haikyuu!!: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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themightyabbs · 3 years

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themightyabbs · 3 years

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Haikyu!! Incorrect Quotes

I wanted to try this incorrect quotes generator that, someone was talking about on here, lmao

Fandom: How many kids do you have? Daisuga: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

*Noya and Tanaka sitting in jail together* Noya: So who should we call? Tanaka : I’d call Daichi, but I feel safer in jail

Noya: We need a distraction. Tanaka: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Hinata, whispering: My time has come

Kageyama: Oikawa, can I talk to you for a second? Oikawa: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Hinata are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Kageyama: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Tsukishima: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Yamaguchi: Plane tickets? Hinata: Concert tickets? Noya: Prostitution? Tsukishima, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

Kageyama: I just ended a four year relationship. Yamaguchi: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Kageyama: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. *Oikawa and Iwaizumi fighting from across the room*

Kageyama: I’m an idiot. Tsukishima: Hinata: Yamaguchi: Daichi: Kageyama: Tsukishima: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day. Kenma: I prevented a murder today. Kuroo: Really? How’d you do that? Kenma: self control.

Bokuto: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Akaashi: I wake up at 4:30 AM Bokuto: Bokuto: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Daichi: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Tsukishima’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

Kenma: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Kuroo: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Kenma: Absolutely not.

Akaashi: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Bokuto: You and me!!! Akaashi, tearing up: Okay. Hinata: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Kenma: I'm a knife. Kuroo, from across the room: They're the little spoon. Daichi: What do you think Noya will do for a distraction? Tanaka: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Tanaka: ... or they could do that.

Kenma: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Kuroo: Kenma no. Bokuto: Mistlefoe. Akaashi: Please stop encouraging them.

Sugawara, driving Hinata and Kageyama: So how was your day? Hinata: We almost got surprise adopted! Sugawara: What? Kageyama: We almost got kidnapped. Sugawara: Oh, okay. Sugawara: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Asahi: Noya and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Daichi: *Sighing* What did Noya do? Asahi: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Noya: Who wants a steering wheel? Iwaizumi: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Oikawa: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Kageyama: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t- Oikawa: Kageyama, my old arch enemy. Ushijima: ... I thought I was your arch enemy? Oikawa: I have a life outside of you, Ushijima. Yamaguchi: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Tsukishima: *turning to Hinata* How tall are you? The Fandom: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Tsukishima: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Yamaguchi isn’t

Bonus Quote From Kenma! Kenma: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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themightyabbs · 3 years

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Bokuto Headcanons

Thanks for the notes and follows, it means alot! Decided to come back to do Bokuto Headcanons! - He is absolutely without a doubt, always warm, he’s like a natural heater - Gives tight bear hugs, that are probably a bit suffocating (but what’s a bit of death when it comes to Bokuto, am I right?) - He’s clumsy (I see a lot of accidently broken plates,mugs,vases in your future) - He finds it funny how you like to pat his butt (I might be projecting, and I wanna pat his butt, but lemme live okay) - If you don’t send him inside the store with a list, your just gonna have a whole bunch of junk food, the both of you like. (While nothing is wrong with that, Both of yall just can’t survive on hot cheetos, and fanta, I said what I said 😂) -He is super forgetful, and has selective memory. - I feel like he has a hard time finding jeans (all that badonkadonk and he’s tall) - I feel like he is also obsessed with corny graphic tees, he definitely has at least one, “this guy loves cats” or something like that. - When it comes to buying gifts or planning dates, I feel like he goes to kuroo but akaashi definitely has to chime in, with better advice. - Always wearing mismatched socks (I JUST GET THE VIBE) - Also when he bear hugs you, he also likes to swing you around until both of you are dizzy and end up on the ground - Definitely doesn't care about your body, skinny, chubby, midsize - I feel like he would be really good at cheering you up, even when you wanna be sad. - Golden Labrador Energy - Y’all would definitely have fun dates, like laser tag, or rolling skating - Love Language is DEFINITELY Physical touch and Words Of Affirmation - If he gets home before you, he is definitely restlessly pacing the house waiting for you to get home so he can legit TACKLE you at the door - Y’all will be playing volleyball together, if you don't know how to play, HE WILL BE TEACHING YOU, you are gonna learn - I feel like he really enjoys PDA - He definitely sees you as a goddess of some sort - It’s very easy to get him flustered - If you told him a pick up line, he probably wouldn’t understand. Like for example You: You from Tennesseee? Him: No? You: Your, Not? Because your the only 10 I see. Him: Tennesseee is spelled with an I??? and then have a whole existential crisis, and go into emo mode. - He would definitely want to wear your mascara and lipgloss, like he would ask you to put some on him and then be like, “I’m so PRETTY”, and then brag to kuroo and akaashi - Deep Sleeper - Early Bird, he’s your alarm clock in the morning - Definitely makes a lot of noise in the morning, its not on purpose, he just doesn't realize how loud he can be - Really good with kids and animals - Probably scared of spiders (HE GIVES THE VIBES, dont @ me) - He’s really helpful, and likes helping you - He may not be that good at studying, but he’ll help you out by reading out flashcards, or helping you organize your notes - Definitely likes a girl who can eat - He has a contagious laugh - He listens to Meg thee Stallion, you cant tell me different, he definitely listens to her before games - Is a more of dog person, but likes cats too - Will spoil the pets to no end - When you try to object they definitely both hit you with the one two cute pet eyes (Its a critical hit) -Definitely has a whole wardrobe of clothes for the pet - If you wear glasses, he definitely likes to try them on, i feel like he would try to look for a pair of non-prescription glasses too, just so he can be like you and cause he thinks they look cool - Has the rough but gentle hands - He definitely has really good hearing, and can decipher footsteps and voices really well - I feel like his favorite feature about you would be your voice. - If your facetiming/on the phone, i feel like it would go dead silent for a while with only you talking, and him just being so memorized that he just stops talking. - Always cuddling - Prefers for you to sleep on his chest, likes waking up to your face - Loves giving/receiving forehead kisses - Expect a lot of surprise hugs - Would definitely use up all your shampoo/conditioner/bodywash because he thinks it smells good - I think he would like making homemade gifts for you - Both of y’all are ticklish, and have constant tickle fights

#haikyuu!!#bokuto headcannon #bokuto #haikyuu headcannons

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themightyabbs · 3 years

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Tendou Headcannons

I’m new to this, and I wanted to try writing headcanons

- I feel like he’s an impulse buyer and buys alot of weird shit - If you show him something you really like, he’ll always keep it mind to surprise you - I feel like he’s always cold, not like dead cold but chilly to the touch - Likes to poke you in sensitive areas (like your waist) to see your squirm - Has alot of merch - Is head of a popular meme page - Likes sweets/candy, I feel like his favorite candy would be skittles - Likes to stare at you, in a fond way - Really likes touching you, whether it being holding hands or he just has an arm slung around your shoulder - His camera roll is nothing but candid pictures of you, memes, and cursed pictures of shiratorizawa’s underrated crackhead energy. - Has definitely screamed out the lyrics of Shinzou wo Sasageyo - Likes singing to you/ singing around you - Fast Metabolism - Likes holding your face in his hands/touching your face - Likes painting his nails, really appreciates when you do it for him, and match fingernails with him - Wears alot of baggy clothes, because he likes them and so they will fit you too - Buys matching hoodies for the both of you alot - Night owl, it’ll be 5 am and you wake up because he’s crying/sniffling cause of the movie Rise of the Guardians - Love Language is Quality Time (I feel like physical touch could also included with this) - Often gives you headpats or head rubs - Likes to cook with you, even if your not good with cooking he still likes to give you little tasks to help with the preparation of the meal (like slicing vegetables except for onions, doesnt wanna see you cry even it from an onion lol, preparing the measured ingredients like milk/flour/oil, in the measuring cups, and being the official taste tester) - Great at back scratches - Good at massages (I JUST FEEL LIKE HE IS) - Enjoy being both big and little spoon a lot - Great at taking offguard/candid photos of you, you never notice him - Really likes Sweets, I feel like his favorite candy would be skittles - Would have PLENTY of indoor cuddle/movie dates - Lots of Mcdonalds/Fast food Dates, sometimes at midnight - SO MANY PILLOWFORTS - Definitely has taken you to star gaze, probably doesnt know the constellations and makes up totally random and ridiculous ones up to make you laugh - Ya’ll have lots of times where its just comfortably silent, and yall just enjoy each others company - Definitely a person who liked to draw on themselves with sharpie, and probably likes to give you sharpie tattoos (ONLY IF YOU DONT MIND THOUGH) - Keeps a mental list of EVERYTHING you like, and stuff you briefly show him so he can one day surprise you with it. - I feel like he watches gameplay throughs to focus on stuff like homework - Obviously likes baking stuff for you, its really random though lol I hope I did okay lol

#tendou fluff #haikyuu!!#hq tendou #headcanon #tendou satori #haikyuu headcanons

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