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gekkan shoujo uriel-chan doing what she does best!!!

(based on the tomoda!!! scene from gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun)

#omnicient reader #kim dokja #uriel #yoo joonghyuk #gekkan shoujo nozaki kun #OP YOU ARE A GENIUS #YOUR MIND #this is everything i needed and more #this fits them a bit too well 💀 #reblog

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Yoo Joonghyuk, teaching Kim Dokja how to cook: Now beat three eggs.

Kim Dokja: As in hand-to-hand combat?

Yoo Joonghyuk:

Kim Dokja:

Yoo Joonghyuk: Get out of this kitchen.

#omniscient reader #incorrect quotes #orv #yoo joonghyuk #kim dokja #the reblog tags make it funnier

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Kim Dokja: Hello!

Han Sooyoung: Hellno.

#omniscient reader #incorrect quotes #orv #kim dokja #han sooyoung

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Kim Dokja, explaining one of his “ingenious” plans: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Jung Heewon: Been zoned out for the past hour.

Lee Jihye: I got distracted halfway.

Han Sooyoung: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

#omniscient reader #incorrect quotes #orv #kim dokja #han sooyoung #jung heewon #lee jihye #source: tumblr

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Yoo Joonghyuk: *helping Kim Dokja button up his shirt*

Kim Dokja: *makes eye contact*

Yoo Joonghyuk:

Kim Dokja:

Yoo Joonghyuk:

Kim Dokja:

Yoo Joonghyuk: *starts unbuttoning the shirt*

Han Sooyoung: wHOA WHOA WAIT UNTIL I'M OUT OF THE ROOM

#omniscient reader #incorrect quotes #orv #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #han sooyoung #source: twitter

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Kim Dokja: So when did you usually go to sleep?

Han Sooyoung: Whenever I’d collapse, entirely up to the gods.

#omniscient reader #incorrect quotes #orv #kim dokja #han sooyoung #source: unknown #hsy of epilogue 💀 #the writer experience

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Lee Jihye, sees KDJ & YJH tgt: They are cute. I would put them on a boat.

Han Sooyoung: ..You mean you ship them?

#omniscient reader #incorrect quotes #orv #han sooyoung #lee jihye

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Kim Dokja: *dies*

Kim Dokja: wow that was a shit nap

#omniscient reader #incorrect quotes #orv #kim dokja #source: tumblr

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Han Sooyoung: Anything interesting going on?

Kim Dokja: Once, I asked Joonghyuk for some water when he was mad at me. He brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

#omniscient reader #incorrect quotes #orv #kim dokja #han sooyoung #yoo joonghyuk #source: tumblr

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Yoo Joonghyuk: *lying unconcious*

Kim Dokja: Oh no! He isn't breathing!

Yoo Joonghyuk: *stirs and sits up*

Kim Dokja, who didn't notice: Do I have to give him mouth to mouth?!

Yoo Joonghyuk: *lies back down*

#omniscient reader #incorrect quotes #orv #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk

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Kim Dokja: Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies when you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Han Sooyoung: Could you stfu.

#omniscient reader #incorrect quotes #orv #kim dokja #han sooyoung #source: alexdwong

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Yoo Joonghyuk, quiet voice: I want to fuck you.

Kim Dokja: What?

Yoo Joonghyuk, loud voice: Fuck you.

Kim Dokja: oh. ok.

#omniscient reader #incorrect quotes #orv #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk

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Jung Heewon: I can't believe you and Anna broke the bed last night!

Yoo Sangah: I'm pretty surprised too, what were you even doing.

Han Sooyoung: umm...

[last night]

Han Sooyoung: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Anna Croft: Try me.

#omniscient reader #incorrect quotes #orv #han sooyoung #anna croft #yoo sangah #jung heewon

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Yoo Sangah: Any doctor here?

Han Sooyoung: Yeah, what's going on?

Yoo Sangah: A heart attack

Han Sooyoung: I'm a doctor in philosophy.

Yoo Sangah: He is going to die.

Han Sooyoung: But did he ever truly live?

#omniscient reader #incorrect quotes #orv #han sooyoung #yoo sangah #tbh not so sure abt the role assignment here #not lsh bc she actually counts as a doc #the stranger stage #victim: kdj

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Han Sooyoung: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?!

Kim Dokja:...why should I tell you?

Han Sooyoung, desperately as Kim Dokja bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE??

Kim Dokja: Oh! B positive.

Han Sooyoung: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE-

Kim Dokja:

#omniscient reader #incorrect quotes #orv #kim dokja #han sooyoung

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[playing twister]

Han Sooyoung: Yoo Joonghyuk, right hand red.

Yoo Joonghyuk: *ends up on top of Kim Dokja*

Kim Dokja: Alright, you are doing this on purpose aren't you?

Han Sooyoung: I stopped spinning like, 15 turns ago. Honestly I'm surprised you guys didn't notice sooner.

#omniscient reader #incorrect quotes #orv #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #han sooyoung

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Kim Dokja: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.

Han Sooyoung: That's a coma.

Kim Dokja: Sounds festive.

#omniscient reader #incorrect quotes #orv #kim dokja #han sooyoung #source: tumblr