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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

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So it turns out you can just buy old x-rays off ebay

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Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

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i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

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izzy and simon <3

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💌TORTURED LOVE LETTER NIGHT💌 on Wednesday, April 17th, starting at 8 PM EST/5 PM PT. Send love letters to your mutuals, followers, people you've never interacted with, and everyone in between on or off anon!

Please reblog to spread word!

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

#not me listening to #jab koi baat bigaad jaye #sach keh raha hai deewana #n zaara zaara rn #yes i have a varied music taste #yes they represent my different personalities

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so tell me,, have u always been silly ?

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so tell me,, have u always been silly ?

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Oh, Kafka, we’re really in it now …

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is jesus open to being booped

#sky daddy please let the Tumblrinas boop you #if he opts in .....i call it a bbgorl moment for jesus

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just know that if i boop you im indirectly giving you a kiss on the cheek btw

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is jesus open to being booped

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don't fucking interrupt me when i'm reading my x reader fics it's rude

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Camp Half Blood Infirmary Records

Patient Name: Percy Jackson

Injury: Concussion

Cause of Injury: hit in the head by an architectural book

Patient Name: Annabeth Chase

Injury: Pulled muscle

Cause of Injury: throwing a heavy object (believed to be architectural book)

Patient Name: Grover Underwood

Injury: Stomach pains

Cause of Injury: laughing too hard

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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

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