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GM: you search the crew logs and find the most recent entry Pilot: are they dated? Soldier: no they're pretty modern *the GM sighs*

#faterpg #ttrpg #sci-fi rpg

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GM: so after a few hours of psychological torture

Gunslinger: psychological WARFARE!

GM: whatever you say...

#pathfinder #dungeons & dragons #fate rpg #ttrpg

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And just where are we going to find and ETHICALLY SOURCED baby skull?

#pathfinder #dungeons & dragons #fate rpg #ttrpg #player quotes #out of context

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Gunslinger: I dunno, I lost a perfectly good cloak last time

Fire Cleric: I'm sorry! I sneezed alright!

#pathfinder #dungeons & dragons #fate rpg #ttrpg #pyromancer

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"Is that what we're doing now? we're roleplaying our characters therapy session!?"

#game master #dungeon master #dungeons & dragons #pathfinder #fate rpg #ttrpg

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"so, what have you got planned for next session?"

GM:

#dungeon master #game master #ttrpg #dungeons & dragons #pathfinder #fate rpg #kung fu panda 2

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Pilot: stop struggling I'm trying to stop the bleeding

NPC: you stuck your finger in my bullet wound!

Player: if I were evil I'd finger him again

#Fate #tttrpg

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speaking from experience

#pathfinder #dungeons & dragons #fate #ttrpg #rick and morty

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Helm of refreshment

Up to two doses of potions can be loaded into the helm allowing the wearer to take them without the need to spend actions preparing them

stick a couple of healing potions in, stick it onto the barbarian and away we go

#rpg #magic items

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Jin: I'm still in my pyjamas yes

GM: so you're in your JIN-Jams :D

*the party sighs*

#pathfinder #dungeons&dragons #fate #ttrpg #bad puns

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The ideal party composition is; perfect one, brooding bad boy, clown, girl and Scotsman

#pathfinder #dungeons & dragons #fate #rpg #meme #power rangers

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wish list

Jin: I'm going to close my eyes and press the screen randomly and check out ONE thing from her list

Rin: can you imagine if he hit "select all"

GM: I'd give you a fate point if you do that

Jin: ...I'll give YOU a fate point NOT to do that

GM: okay...so you buy her a desert eagle

Jin: I bought my little sister a gun!?

GM: no you've bought your little sister a large bird of prey

#fate #roleplay

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Rin: yeah captain I should tell you a bunch of cars just pulled up and some men in black looking creeps are coming to kidnap Guy.

Jin: don't worry I'll take care of it...Muuuuum!

#fate #roleplay

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captain's day off

Guy: captain I have urgent news there's...why are you in pyjamas it's 3pm?

Jin: I'm on holiday remember

Guy: why are you wearing three onesies?

Jin: again. holiday.

#fate #roleplay

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good boy?

Guy: this dog seems ill equipped for combat, what is it's purpose?

Rin: it's a Shiba it's a therapy dog

Guy: it is meant to calm you?

GM: guy you look into it's eyes and you sense murderous rage

Guy: I don't think it's working...

#fate #shiba #roleplay

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it's my emotional support Tamagotchi

#fate #tamagotchi

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Make it easier to distinguish between in-character and out-of-character comments by doing all IC dialogue 3 inches from the GM's Face.

#probablybadrpgideas #monty python #RPG #Roleplaying game #Generic #meta