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what unethical experiments in linguistics would you like to perform?
The experiment we would all like to perform is to raise a bunch of different kids in controlled linguistic environments of different sorts and see how they turn out. But you cant do this because its a "human rights violation".
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everyone on r/aita is doing polyamory so wrong and i think they could learn something from tommyinnit. I'm not going to say hes doing it any better but he is being really funny about it
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*before someone says it - yes i know some of these have multiple variants, just pick a damn option okay.
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my pet mold spore
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I'll give this much to Americans: we really are impossible to satirize.
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i'm sorry, jack be WHAT NOW
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theghostofaspider · 9 days
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about to lie to the government by using my google generated SSN
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the reason none of us can ever leave tumblr is because we've already evolved to having this be our only suitable habitat. we're the devils hole pupfish of people.
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I used to get reported for ""issues with authority" a lot
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The difference between int and wis
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theghostofaspider · 9 days
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My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.
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theghostofaspider · 10 days
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"hurt people hurt people" okay i will okay i will
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TIL the reason this inconsistently shows up in notes for the same post is bc if you look at the notes from a reblog, replies from ppl blocked by the reblogger don’t show up but if you look at it from someone else like OP they do show up
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