so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away
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Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs
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Im like if a corpse had to wake up every day
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
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finally some good fucking news
keep fucking and eating and napping and having a zest for life forever king 🤘
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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.
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"this position requires a strong work ethic" ok. goodbye
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beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever
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