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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

#jack kelly #crutchie is the tags writer. jack is the showerer.

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well apparently the context of my last rb is a hockey rpf fic. that’s fun

#as strange as that is i guess it does explain a fic set in calgary of all places #wait. shit. #i have a friend of a friend who is relatively notable in the nhl. morbidly curious as to whether the girlies are writing fic about him. #edit: yeah he’s got a tag on ao3 with 100+ fics about him fucking his teammates. this is so funny

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Good morning. This is the best fic comment I have ever received.

#shut UP this is so niche and SO real #that spot downtown where 9th turns into crowchild?? like you’re driving on a normal street and suddenly it’s an on ramp #why are roads constantly throwing you onto highways with no warning. why are there SO MANY highways in the city. #also what the fuck kind of fic is happening in calgary

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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

#27c is a perfect summer day

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intricate rituals etc

#saw someone describe their dynamic as ‘platonic workplace bdsm’ which is so real #im so obsessed w their freak asses

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#tv moments of all time #phil dunster you’re an emmy winner in my heart

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re-reading my own fic because the author has exactly my taste in tropes, ships the same ships in the right way, and also shares my sense of humour. what a find, what a revelation. i hope they write more of this sort of thing.

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im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

#jamie tartt #yeah he was a horrible person. he’s also my baby boy. what about it.

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guy who has tons of rizz when it's on his terms but if anyone tries to flirt with him he freezes and hits them with the prey animal stare

#jamie tartt #soooo charming when he turns it all on but if you catch him off guard there’s nothing behind those eyes

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hm. random question

#170 #some of them are literal years old lol #ppl used to regularly send me life updates about like crushes and drama and stuff on anon #do any of the ogs remember pegging anon

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“why are you tagging this post as this character/ship, it literally makes no sense” well first of all i know and perceive the truth and am able to make flawless leaps in logic that are nevertheless grounded in fact

#who am i if im not tagging random posts as characters #my jack kelly tag is a curated art museum #of posts about being a malewife bisexual loser

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(Please add more thoughts in tags!)(reblog to break containment and get this into all sorts of fandoms + bubbles)

#asper you are newsies famous to me <3

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was thinking about how almost every main character has a “love interest” in seasons 2 & 3 but mr. “womanizer” jamie tartt just gets new trauma

#jamie’s ‘womanizer -> pathetic sad wet cat of a man’ arc is my fav plot line on ted lasso

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it’s crazy how i don’t know what any of you do for school/uni/work? who are you guys outside of tumblr? what do you work as?? 

#i feel like i always allude to my vaguely medical career on here but idk if ive said what im actually doing #im in occupational therapy school! lol

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Brave dir. Brenda Chapman, Mark Andrews | 2012

#my actual fav movie ever

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#i found them on FB marketplace and they’re navy with a pink drawstring which is sooooo cute #i have my first hospital rotation next month and i want to feel fabulous on my first day yknow #also a new set of figs is like $110 so this is actually a steal 🤔 #however that’s a lot of money for one outfit