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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

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adhd symptoms are always just mild enough to seem fake but just severe enough to make everyone on planet earth think you’re an asshole for having them. not a big fan of this paradox tbh

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I have to say that “warm gentle glow emanating from the shell of a turtle” is without a doubt my favorite genre of lamp

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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

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*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

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this is a link on the bottom of the official website for the Gellert baths in Budapest

#just got out of the bath so I think I need this here now

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its a national holiday, and neil can legally vote now

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@saurile

I want the rat coin purse

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#it is wild when people younger than my mother are great grandmothers

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I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.

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slapping modeling clay around blindly without thought or purpose, i look down and find a perfectly sculpted replica of myself seated at a table with a lump of modeling clay before me, similarly shaped into a still smaller instance of the same scene. and i am afraid to look up

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Line up,,,,

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Strong opinions

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I was in A MoodTM the other day

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ok NOW I am out of stamp rubber. fisy

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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018