thedevilsofcarthya

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I’M BEGGING Y’ALL TO VOTE FOR JARODEN

#please please please please #vote for jaroden

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OMG I MISSED THIS??

EVERYONE GO READ THIS RIGHT NOW

some nourishment for my jaroden fans <33

#this is beautiful #jaroden

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#the ascendance series #the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #poll

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Teagut: A man isn’t defined by his past.

Erick: What are you talking about? That just happened, you literally JUST ran that guy over!

Teagut: People make mistakes. 

#the ascendance series #the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #the captive kingdom #teagut #erick #incorrect tas

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Tobias: If I may interject... 

Jaron: Oh, awesome, Tobias was eavesdropping.

#the ascendance series #the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #king jaron #tobias #incorrect tas

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Fink: A baby’s laugh is literally the most adorable thing you’ll hear!

Roden: Unless it’s 3 AM.

Jaron: And you don’t have a baby. 

#the ascendance series #the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #king jaron #roden harlowe #fink #incorrect tas

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Jaron: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Mott: I’m worried about you.

#the ascendance series #the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #king jaron #mott #incorrect tas

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Jaron: Please don't mistake my measured blank tone for calmness, as I am filled with the waters of rage.

#the ascendance series #the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #king jaron #incorrect tas

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Amarinda, walking in: Hey Tobias. Jaron and Roden are here.

Tobias: When aren’t they here?

Jaron: True.

Roden: Good point. 

#the ascendance series #the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #king jaron #roden harlowe #tobias #amarinda #incorrect tas

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Jaron: Seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, I'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

#the ascendance series #the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #king jaron #incorrect tas

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Tobias: …And that’s what I came up with. Is there something you would like to say, Jaron? 

Jaron: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.

#the ascendance series #the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #king jaron #tobias #incorrect tas

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Conner: Something’s off.

Mott: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Conner: No, but that’s funny.

#the ascendance series #the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #mott #bevin conner #incorrect tas

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Jaron: Tobias likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

#the ascendance series #the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #king jaron #incorrect tas

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Errol: If you could add one new rule to soccer, what would it be?

Jaron: Everyone gets a brick. What you do with it is up to you. 

#the ascendance series #the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #king jaron #errol #incorrect tas

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Tobias, thinking: Don’t let her know how awkward you are!

Amarinda: Nice weather.

Tobias: Thanks, you too. 

#the ascendance series #the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #tobias #amarinda #incorrect tas

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Fink: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be? 

Jaron: Bleach. 

Roden: Sewage. 

Fink: ...Please calm down, edgelords.

#the ascendance series #the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #king jaron #roden harlowe #fink #incorrect tas

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Fink: Are you busy?

Roden: Yes.

Fink: Cool, listen to this.

#the ascendance series #the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #roden harlowe #fink #incorrect tas