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[thechaosdragoness]

lowkey losing my mind about the fact that like. even near the very fucking end, when Cora is finally getting ready to pull the rug on this whole operation and to try and take doflamingo down like he’s spent literal years preparing to do, he’s still willing to kill himself so doflamingo can have eternal life if that’s what doflamingo asks him to do. he hears that his brother wants him to eat the op op fruit and is Immediately like ‘well we both know I can’t say no to him so he’s gonna ask me to do the immortality operation’ and like! there’s no hesitation! what do you MEAN you can’t say no to him you’ve been spying on him for literal years!!! but at the end of the day that’s still his big brother. and his big brother is the monster under his bed, his absolute worst nightmare, but he’s also the only family he has left, and so he’d do anything for him. how does that not drive you fucking insane to think about

#one piece #donquixote doflamingo #donquixote rosinante #corazon

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sometimes you just gotta feel that ache for a fictional man you’ll never touch in order to feel alive

[thechaosdragoness]

#one piece #roronoa zoro

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THANK YOU

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If they fought here, Fujitora would have MOPPED THE FLOOR with Doffy ✌️

#one piece #donquixote doflamingo

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About the AO3 "No Guest Comments for a while" warning

If you're not following any of AO3's social media accounts you might be in the dark as to what kind of "spam comments" have engendered this banner at the top of the site:

These spam comments have been posted about a great deal on the AO3 subreddit for the past couple of days. Initially they comprised a bunch of guest (logged out users) bot comments that insulted authors by suggesting they were using AI and not writing their own fics. Some examples, from the subreddit:

But it then escalated to outright graphic porn images and gifs being posted in comments, again by logged out 'Guest' accounts. Obviously, I'm not going to give examples of those, but between these two bot infestations, AO3 has clearly decided to act and has temporarily closed the ability to post comments for users who are not logged in with an AO3 account.

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If you are a genuine reader who doesn't yet have an AO3 account, I strongly suggest getting yourself on the waiting list for one. More and more AO3 authors are now locking their fics down to registered users only - either due to these bot comments or concerns about AI scraping their work - which means you're probably missing out on a lot of great stuff.

Hopefully guest commenting will be enabled again at some point soon, but I suggest not waiting until then. Get yourself on that list.

Wait times are going to be longer than usual at the moment, due to the current Wattpad purge [info on Fanlore | Wattpad subreddit thread], but if you're in line, then your invite will come through eventually.

Update: There's now a Megathread about this on the AO3 subreddit.

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doffy in dio's pose

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redbubble | inprnt

#one piece #donquixote doflamingo

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to you, it’s a shitty sentence. to some random bitch 500 miles away, it’s a fire line that’ll haunt them for the next 17 years.

you don’t know how impactful your writing is because it’s been in your brain for far too long now. you’ve stared at it for hours and repeated “this sucks” over and over again to the point that you killed your capacity to feel anything about your work.

but trust me, once you get your shit out there, someone’s gonna go over that paragraph you hate and go “jesus fucking christ” and put the book down to have an existential crisis.

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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

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being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters

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Taking someone's cigarette out of their mouth: Multiple meanings - used a lot in media to convey control, power play, very masculine, I'm your boss and this is mine now, get over it. Mildly flirty, look at me, all in your space and shit, seductive. You're not allowed to smoke, because I say so.

Putting the cigarette back in their mouth afterwards: Ground-breaking. Would be less erotic to just fuck honestly. Who does this?

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birthday art trade with the birthday neighbor @mih4nn

#one piece #donquixote doflamingo

[thechaosdragoness]

From 若様つめ by .

1: “He badmouthed mom!!! I’ll kill him!!!“

    “Hehe. You’re a kind child, Doffy.“

2: “Didn’t I tell you not to get into fights?! Please don’t make your mother worry so much!!!“

    (A wild idea)

#one piece #donquixote doflamingo

[thechaosdragoness]

you can't win (corazón x reader nsfw)

masterlist || commissions

cw: size kink, tummy bulge, inappropriate use of devil fruit, secret relationship, a bit of angst, doffy likes to ruin things for his brother

tagging: @fanaticsnail @indydonuts @willowbelle @sanjisjuul @queenmimi2817

with corazón's thick cock stuffing you full to the brim, it's hard to stay quiet.

muffling the lewd mewls that escape your lips wasn't the issue—he easily suppresses them all with a snap of his fingers and a mumble of silence—the problem is that with each deep, languid stroke he gives you, you find yourself becoming increasingly incapable of biting back the three little words hanging on the tip of your tongue. they're words that would spell out your death, or a fate far worse if a certain someone or any of his little birds heard them and sang a mockery of your sweet song to their master.

and yet, you can't help yourself from saying it, whimpered under your breath as you tremble beneath him—"i love you, rosi..." you whisper, causing a stutter in his movements as he stares at you with an overflowing pool of emotions in his eyes. he opens his mouth, and you prepare yourself to be filled with the silky baritone of his voice, but the sound never comes. instead, his lips attach to yours fervently, rutting into you with a desperate, quickened sense of need you've never seen from him before.

"i love you too." he finally murmurs against your mouth as the pad of his thumb rubs soft circles into your clit. his teeth graze your bottom lip as he pulls away to admire the wrecked mess he's creating; rosinante trails his hand down your torso until it reaches the tip of his head poking out of your stomach, making you both shudder with delight.

"i'm going to protect you as best as i can, my love. i promise." he swears, though both of you know he's a fool for even trying; rosinante was already hiding far too many secrets from doflamingo, and it was only a matter of time until the cards toppled over for him.

though, as you see stars and come undone in rosi's commanding but tender grip, you hope that he's able to hold the wool over his brother's sensitive eyes for just a little while longer.

#one piece #donquixote rosinante #corazon

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A chance meeting at Lougetown sets the tone for the future of Crocodile and Doflamingo.

Sweet Dreams Are Made of These

“For too long, villains and miscreants have sown havoc across our seas. But the Marines, on behalf of your World Government, strive to keep you safe and protected. And today we’ve made a great stride in that effort. Gold Roger, the so-called King of the Pirates, has been captured."

Crocodile huffed, partly in annoyance at the bold claims and partly in disgust at the prisoner that knelt grinning down that crowd. The hot mid-day sun beat down the crowd but no one seemed to care. All eyes, his included, were fixed on the scene playing out before them. He was tucked away into a side alley; the darkness of the location providing both shade and a place away from the masses where he could watch unbothered. He hated crowds. Hated the press of bodies against his own; the smell that stuck in his nostrils and the cacophony of voices that rang in his ears. He would have never come to this place if it wasn’t for the fact that he simply had to see if the news was true. To his dismay and disappointment, it was. Gold D Roger, the Pirate King, was about to be executed.

His reign of terror ends this day. Peace shall be restored. Let this be a message to break the spirit of anyone foolish enough to follow in his footsteps. Gold Roger, you have been sentenced to death for the crimes of piracy, thievery, and conspiracy against the World Government.

“What a joke,” a deep rough voice spoke behind him. He snapped around; one hand on his rapier handle; the fingers of his other hand flexed and ready to turn the intruder into a dried husk in a matter of seconds.

A tall young man towered over him; oddly curved shades blocked his eyes but his gaze was transfixed on the podium. He didn’t even look in Crocodile’s direction. He didn’t know if to be wary or offended by the action. “They talk about his crimes when they commit even worse ones in the names of their so-called justice,” the young man continued, “Everyone here knows it.”

Crocodile gave a non-committal grunt and followed his gaze to the podium. “Even if they know it, they will do nothing about it. It is hard to push against the grain when you’ve been bred to follow all your life.” He felt the stranger’s gaze turn to look down at him but he didn’t look up to confirm.

By the authority of the World Government… I declare your life forfeit…

Crocodile found his hand gripping the handle of his rapier tightly; his teeth clenched. Where was the Pirate King’s Crew? Where were his friends and comrades in arms? The men that sailed all of Grand Line with him? Did they abandon him in his time of need? Were they going to sit by and watch their Captain die? Was he really going to see another Empire crumble to dust because no one was loyal enough to stand with their leader?

Pirate King, where is your treasure?

A lone voice rang out. The question silenced the crowd like a gunshot. The atmosphere suddenly shifted; like the air before a storm. Charged and with the innate anticipation that something wonderful and terrible was coming.

Tell us where you hid it!

Another voice rang out. Then another and another. Pleas, demand, and begs filling the air and falling upon the ears of the world like raindrops on parched earth.

"You want my treasure?

Crocodile has expected his voice to sound frail but instead, it boomed from the podium, carrying easily over the waiting hearts below. He found himself holding his breath.

You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you just have to find it."

It was like a thunderclap from the clear blue sky. The crowd drew in a collective breath and exploded in cheers. The noise was like a tsunami; rushing in and destroying everything in its path. The crowd seemed to surge like a rouge tide; bodies swirling and then flooding towards to sea.

Crocodile jerked back almost instinctively to get out of the way; coming up short against a firm chest behind him. Large hands curled around his shoulders to steady him. He snapped his head up annoyed that the stranger didn’t get out of his way. A pair of cerulean blue eyes locked into his from behind those ridiculous pink shades.

“Not so hard to push against the grain when you have an incentive,” the man’s grin seemed to split his face in two. Crocodile frowned as his own observations were used to argue against him but before he could retort the man continued. “I’m going to do great things in the future. You should join me.”

Crocodile bristled. “How ironic that I am going to do the same, maybe you should join me?” He smiled wide, baring his teeth to the other man. The man’s smile grew impossibly wider and his eyes took on a look of cruel intent. Crocodile knew in his bones that he would never be able to work with someone like this. They were too much alike and any agreement would end in betrayal or worse.

“How about a wager then?” the stranger asked. Crocodile narrowed his eyes a bit.

“Continue.”

“Let’s see who builds something that lasts,” a long, pink tongue darted out to wet chapped, thin lips.

“I accept,” Crocodile replied, his lips twisting into an almost sensual smile, eyes half-lidded like the predator he was, “Now get your hands off me.”

The stranger cacked a low, deep fu fu fu before pulling away, long fingertips grazing the skin of Crocodile’s neck, causing his skin to goosebump in disgust at the unwelcome intimate gesture.

“I’m Donquixote Doflamingo,” the tall man finally introduced himself.

“Sir Crocodile,” Crocodile offered almost offhandedly.

Doflamingo sidestepped around him and stepped out of the alleyway into the blazing sun. His pale gold hair lit up like a halo of a corrupt god. He turned to look back at Crocodile.

“Till we meet again on sea or on sand.”

And with that he was gone; loping strides taking him through the crowd quickly and vanishing from view.

Only then did Crocodile allow himself to squirm; his body shuddering as if trying to shake off Doflamingo’s touch. Turning on his heel he headed towards the nearest tavern. He hoped that he never had to cross paths with that bastard again.

#one piece #donquixote doflamingo #sir crocodile

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Artist: oppaipai

“I’m sorry.”

#one piece #donquixote doflamingo #anything involving Doffy and Rosi's mother makes me so 🥺🥺🥺

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with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he'd be unstoppable