thecatboyfriend

[thecatboyfriend]

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

[thecatboyfriend]

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

[thecatboyfriend]

T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner

[thecatboyfriend]

will u guys love me regardless of what art i post

[thecatboyfriend]

Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

[thecatboyfriend]

will u guys love me regardless of what art i post

[thecatboyfriend]

obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa

[thecatboyfriend]

will u guys love me regardless of what art i post

[thecatboyfriend]

abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

[thecatboyfriend]

I'm going to lose

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[thecatboyfriend]

will u guys love me regardless of what art i post

[thecatboyfriend]

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

[thecatboyfriend]

[thecatboyfriend]

🗣

[thecatboyfriend]

i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that

#if i was born male i wouldve been Maynard #after tool #which is crazy bc my dads next girlfriend after i was born had a crusty white dog named maynard #im so damn glad i wasnt named that 😭