thebutterflyprince

[thebutterflyprince]

I feel like ive been taken fucking hostage

[thebutterflyprince]

What would u do if i put you in the hole

well then i'd live in the hole. nothing to be done about it

#ignore that im reblogging this. im scheming #also my new main is @missmuffins if u wanna follow. i think i forgot to post that

[thebutterflyprince]

[thebutterflyprince]

listen. i know it sounds fucking insane coming from me but if you haven't already i need you to log onto twitter and vote for sans in the finals of the tumblr sexyman poll

sure reigensweep is hilarious. but this is more than that. this is SO much more than that i need you to see my vision. twink supreme was funny. it was the introduction. dilf supreme solidified it, but now? this meme can't physically keep going forever. it's not a matter of "if" he loses it's matter of WHEN. specifically, when it'd be funnier. and i NEED YOU to imagine how fucking HYSTERICAL it would be if reigen lost the only competition he actually had the credentials for TO SANS FUCKING UNDERTALE.

it's the perfect 3 arc structure to the perfect joke. i need you to imagine a world where that happens. i need you to imagine the memes. the art people would make. the fanart *I* could make. I'm begging you to see the bigger picture. don't let reigensweep run itself into oblivion. it could go down today, but it would go down in HISTORY. don't let the perfect setup be destroyed by commitment to the bit.

[thebutterflyprince]

[thebutterflyprince]

watching the dumpster fire that is the tumblr sexyman polls

[thebutterflyprince]

my problem is that my taste in men is free guy

#homestuck cw

[thebutterflyprince]

penis

thank you so much for the ask! yeah

[thebutterflyprince]

happy ten year anniversary

guys

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

#monamona.txt

[thebutterflyprince]

#persona

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i work at a children's hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety trainings. most of it is pretty standard. and then there's the Baby Vest.

it looks like this:

it fits six babies. and in the event of a fire we're literally supposed to just put it on, fill it with babies, and then evacuate the building.

[thebutterflyprince]

I keep seeing Morbius on my dash and frankly, I want to see Lessbius

[thebutterflyprince]

It’s almost here…

[thebutterflyprince]

french

NOT true.

#monamona.txt

[thebutterflyprince]

do u smell with ur nose or r u normal and smell with your eyeballs

im normal obviously

#monamona.txt

[thebutterflyprince]

[thebutterflyprince]

this site has desensitized me so much but not even by gore or anything i just forget that "biting and ripping and killing you" is not an appropriate response in nearly any context